This post is for all of you who've ever uttered that phrase.
Here are some pictures of Gisele Bundchen "eating" at a Five Guys. I don't believe it though. In the one picture that should show her eating, there is a sign conveniently covering the place where the hamburger should be. Even money she's really holding a radish.
The staff of Five Guys reported hearing gagging noises coming from the bathroom after Bundchen entered, but later discovered several issues of People magazine in the stall and...
A few hours after being kicked off of I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here, Daniel Baldwin ranted to reporters about the other stars of the show. I use the terms "celebrity" and "stars" here in the loosest sense possible-- like, Kate Gosselin's hymen level of loose. Surprisingly, the bulk of his rants weren't directed at The Couple Who Must Not Be Named, but at collagen catastrophe Janice Dickinson.
"Janice Dickinson is undereducated and over-medicated," fumed Baldwin. "I struggle with people ...
I finally watched Twilight last week, not because of any personal inclination, but I figured I should do some research. Glittery disco vampires aside, throughout the movie I watched Kristen Stewart and kept thinking, "Holy crap. This girl is the next Lindsay Lohan." It's something about the awkward, stilted acting and her awkward, spacey personality in interviews and at awards shows. This chick is doomed. But at least we can look forward to all of the gossip website fodder she's going to provide...
Contradicting reports that the douche is devastated and begging Paris to take him back, Doug Reinhardt has released a statement that I'm sure is completely true and is in no way a sad attempt to mollify his painfully damaged douche pride.
"Doug refuses to take part of this ridiculous media circus. He wishes Paris
and all of her future boyfriends the best of luck." Guess he doesn't think Ronaldo will be "The One?" And to add to it all, sources close to Doug told us, "Contrary to reports, Pa...
While perusing photo sites today, I stumbled upon a set labeled "Kristen Stewart is a Smoker!" that contained several exclamation points and the above photos with nifty little red circles indicating the irrefutable evidence that Kristen Stewart is in fact one of the most horrible human beings ever to walk the planet. Forget about her terrible acting or the fact that she's so stoned out of her mind at award shows it's a miracle she hasn't swallowed her own tongue yet. The bitch smokes!
I'm going to ...
This week Kate Gosselin and the sextuplets vacationed in Wilmington, North Carolina, swimming and playing on the beach under the watchfull eye of body guard and alleged side piece Steve Neild.
Meanwhile, Jon and the two older girls hung out 500 miles away, back home in Reading, PA. The trio rode ATVs, ate dinner, and went to see the Pixar flick Up. These separate vacations may be a good indication of things to come as the Gosselin family adjusts to family life in a household with separated...
This will make a lot of people happy-- a few editors on this site in particular: James T. Kirk and The Artist Formerly Known as Ol' Dead Eye are history.
A source is quoted as saying "Chris Pine was forced to dump Audrina because his camp wants him to take the right strategic steps to become a big movie star. Dating a reality show star would tarnish his image."
The couple had only been together for a few weeks and probably weren't all that serious, but Pine's people reportedly became concerned because the "media" was so interested in the p...
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You may have seen the above image from seriouslunch.com that has been making the rounds, showing how a backdrop on the new Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien set looks suspiciously like something out of the Mushroom Kingdom. On Friday's show, Conan responded to the spoof.
Nintendo America President Reggie Fils-Aime has said he thinks it's "great" and that they are "thrilled to have him as...
Earlier in the week, Dr. Drew Pinsky-- who has become famous by failing to "treat" every single strung out celebrity that's ever been under his reality TV "care"-- spouted off about Lindsay Lohan in an interview with Parade Magazine, saying that he thought it might take losing a limb to scare Lindsay into honest to god rehabilitation.
Well, Linds wasn't going to take that one lying down, which is weird because she takes most things lying down-- pills, alcohol, men and women.
Lindsay respo...
Thanks to reality TV, the last thing I remember learning about Whitney Houston is that when she's constipated, then husband Bobby Brown would massage her Houston-hole until their marriage-- oh, excuse me, I meant to say, compacted, hardened, constipated shit-- broke up. Then she ran off to Africa and began looking for the lost tribe of Israel, to which she was convinced she belonged.
The lost tribe of Israel didn't do their job, because after a 7 year absence from the recording studio (and...
This post is for all of you who've ever uttered that phrase.
Here are some pictures of Gisele Bundchen "eating" at a Five Guys. I don't believe it though. In the one picture that should show her eating, there is a sign conveniently covering the place where the hamburger should be. Even money she's really holding a radish.
The staff of Five Guys reported hearing gagging noises coming from the bathroom after Bundchen entered, but later discovered several issues of People magazine in the stall and...
A few hours after being kicked off of I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here, Daniel Baldwin ranted to reporters about the other stars of the show. I use the terms "celebrity" and "stars" here in the loosest sense possible-- like, Kate Gosselin's hymen level of loose. Surprisingly, the bulk of his rants weren't directed at The Couple Who Must Not Be Named, but at collagen catastrophe Janice Dickinson.
"Janice Dickinson is undereducated and over-medicated," fumed Baldwin. "I struggle with people ...
I finally watched Twilight last week, not because of any personal inclination, but I figured I should do some research. Glittery disco vampires aside, throughout the movie I watched Kristen Stewart and kept thinking, "Holy crap. This girl is the next Lindsay Lohan." It's something about the awkward, stilted acting and her awkward, spacey personality in interviews and at awards shows. This chick is doomed. But at least we can look forward to all of the gossip website fodder she's going to provide...
Contradicting reports that the douche is devastated and begging Paris to take him back, Doug Reinhardt has released a statement that I'm sure is completely true and is in no way a sad attempt to mollify his painfully damaged douche pride.
"Doug refuses to take part of this ridiculous media circus. He wishes Paris
and all of her future boyfriends the best of luck." Guess he doesn't think Ronaldo will be "The One?" And to add to it all, sources close to Doug told us, "Contrary to reports, Pa...
While perusing photo sites today, I stumbled upon a set labeled "Kristen Stewart is a Smoker!" that contained several exclamation points and the above photos with nifty little red circles indicating the irrefutable evidence that Kristen Stewart is in fact one of the most horrible human beings ever to walk the planet. Forget about her terrible acting or the fact that she's so stoned out of her mind at award shows it's a miracle she hasn't swallowed her own tongue yet. The bitch smokes!
I'm going to ...
This week Kate Gosselin and the sextuplets vacationed in Wilmington, North Carolina, swimming and playing on the beach under the watchfull eye of body guard and alleged side piece Steve Neild.
Meanwhile, Jon and the two older girls hung out 500 miles away, back home in Reading, PA. The trio rode ATVs, ate dinner, and went to see the Pixar flick Up. These separate vacations may be a good indication of things to come as the Gosselin family adjusts to family life in a household with separated...
This will make a lot of people happy-- a few editors on this site in particular: James T. Kirk and The Artist Formerly Known as Ol' Dead Eye are history.
A source is quoted as saying "Chris Pine was forced to dump Audrina because his camp wants him to take the right strategic steps to become a big movie star. Dating a reality show star would tarnish his image."
The couple had only been together for a few weeks and probably weren't all that serious, but Pine's people reportedly became concerned because the "media" was so interested in the p...
[caption id="attachment_37667" align="aligncenter" width="345" caption="Via Seriouslunch.com"][/caption]
You may have seen the above image from seriouslunch.com that has been making the rounds, showing how a backdrop on the new Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien set looks suspiciously like something out of the Mushroom Kingdom. On Friday's show, Conan responded to the spoof.
Nintendo America President Reggie Fils-Aime has said he thinks it's "great" and that they are "thrilled to have him as...
Earlier in the week, Dr. Drew Pinsky-- who has become famous by failing to "treat" every single strung out celebrity that's ever been under his reality TV "care"-- spouted off about Lindsay Lohan in an interview with Parade Magazine, saying that he thought it might take losing a limb to scare Lindsay into honest to god rehabilitation.
Well, Linds wasn't going to take that one lying down, which is weird because she takes most things lying down-- pills, alcohol, men and women.
Lindsay respo...
Thanks to reality TV, the last thing I remember learning about Whitney Houston is that when she's constipated, then husband Bobby Brown would massage her Houston-hole until their marriage-- oh, excuse me, I meant to say, compacted, hardened, constipated shit-- broke up. Then she ran off to Africa and began looking for the lost tribe of Israel, to which she was convinced she belonged.
The lost tribe of Israel didn't do their job, because after a 7 year absence from the recording studio (and...