Happy Father's Day! I'd like to thank dads everywhere for telling corny jokes, yelling at the television when something they don't agree with comes on Fox News, and falling asleep in the living room chair.
To celebrate, here are some pics of celebrity dads doing dad things with their offspring: taking their kids to the park, playing at the beach, and appearing in federal court.
Who's your daddy?
Beet's Update: It's not actually Father's Day in the U.S. yet, so don't panic. The photo agency was just jumping the gun by posting all these photos. Well, they want 'em up early so the magazines can buy them in time for their issues on Father's Day. Which is next week. So you're all fine.
[gallery] />Happy Father's Day! I'd like to thank dads everywhere for telling corny jokes, yelling at the television when something they don't agree with comes on Fox News, and falling asleep in the living room chair.
To celebrate, here are some pics of celebrity dads doing dad things with their offspring: taking their kids to the park, playing at the beach, and appearing in federal court.
Who's your daddy?
Beet's Update: It's not actually Father's Day in the U.S. yet, so don't panic. The photo agency...
I cannot seem to escape articles about the vulva today. Britney Spears made the tabloid news this weekend, and once again, the pictures we have are not of a private appearance by the singer in London, but of an appearance by her privates. She can manage to cover her head with a jacket, but can't cover up that other, more important hair?
I must have Britney's bush fatigue because I am getting very, very tired of seeing this woman's reproductive parts.
The "business" is in the gallery.
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There are few things in this world that warm my heart more than seeing a dyed in the wool rock star pushing a baby stroller.
Saturday afternoon, Foo Fighters front man and former Nirvana drummer Dave Grohl and his wife Jordyn Blum took their two baby girls-- two month old newborn Harper Willow and 3 year old Violet Maye-- for a stroll and a quick nibble at The Stand. They win the parents of the year award for most normal, adorable baby naming.
Dave eschewed the standard flowery diaper ba...
I thought about coming up with some kind of clever headline, but in this case, the truth is hilarious enough.
Lindsay tweeted Samantha Ronson with the message "Baby! Scott sent this. So weird!!!" and sent a link to this picture of a Volkswagen Beetle with a large photograph of a vagina plastered on the hood...the clitoral hood.*ba-dum-ching*
Edit: I should not have to point out that the picture is NSFW. But apparently, I do. That picture is NSFW....
Playboy Playmate Shauna Sand and on-again off-again boyfriend Romain Chavent sunbathed in Miami this weekend.
Shauna has a textbook case of what I like to call Walleye Tits or Severe Sternum. This occurs when one's implants wander so far off to the side that Sully Sullenburger could crash land U.S. Airways flight 1549 on the space in between your cleavage.
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... and it's not Paris.
This post was originally titled "Cristiano Ronaldo Snogs a Skank in Las Vegas." But the picture is a little grainy, so I can't actually tell if he's kissing this girl, or smelling her breath, or about to punch her in the face.
Could he be cheating on Paris? Is it possible to cheat on something that has had more penises in it than the bathroom at an all-boys preparatory school?
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Actor David Carradine was laid to rest yesterday at the Forrest Lawn Cemetary in L.A. The funeral lasted for more than two hours and was attended by more than 400 mourners, including Lucy Liu, Tom Selleck, Daryl Hannah, and Jane Seymour.
Carradine's brothers Bruce and Keith were also in attendance.
A statement released last week by a private pathologist has ruled out suicide as the cause of death. Thai authorities continue to investigate.
It still makes me sad. Listening to the inte...
I must not be very fashion forward, so I need you to tell me, please: Is that a top?
Lady Lohan partied at the Axe Lounge in Southampton, NY Friday night. Insert obligatory snarky line about drinking and cocaine use here. Lilo had to call in security to stop curious club-goers from repeatedly snapping pictures of her with their cell phones. In their defense, the club's patrons reported that they were just trying to figure out why that skeleton was wearing an old lady's handbag around its ne...
I care about this because I have an embarrassing addiction to The Disney Channel. It's like visual valium to me and a healthy helping of Lizzie McGuire, Hannah Montana, or Wizards of Waverly Place is my equivalent of mainlining wholesome, feelgood, tween happiness. They make me feel calm and happy and like a giant pile of family-friendly mush.
But it's the end of an era, folks. In an interview with Access Hollywood, Billy Ray Cyrus confirmed that Hannah Montana's next season will be its last.
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Being trashy has nothing to do with income level or celebrity status-- it's a state of mind.
Drea de Matteo, whose name you might not really know but whose face you'll recognize as "That chick that kind of looks like Portia de Rossi who was on The Sopranos" got engaged to her baby daddy Shooter Jennings this past Thursday. Shooter-- son of country music legend Waylon Jennings-- proposed to Drea onstage during a concert in Utica, NY and tweeted shortly thereafter "Hands off motherfuckers she said y...