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This Father’s Day, It’s Jon Minus Kate Plus 8

Jon Gosselin Jon Gosselin spent Father's day with all eight of the kids at their home in Reading, Pennsylvania. The family played Lacrosse and slipped and slid on a Slip n' Slide. His Father's Day present was "spending time" with the kids. Kate was nowhere in sight. When asked by reporters about her whereabouts, Jon replied that he had "no idea" where she was, which means that Jon got more Father's Day love from a group of strangers than from his wife. When a carload of teenage girls parked in front of the house and yelled "Happy Fa...

Robert Pattinson Hit by Cab in New York

Robert Pattinson This past Thursday the pale pretty-boy actor was in NYC filming for Remember Me when he was reportedly struck by a taxi cab while escaping the clutches of a gaggle of squealing female fans. According to one onlooker, a large group of "hysterical" girls surrounded the actor when he exited a book store where he had been filming for the majority of the day. Five security guards attempted to escort Pattinson away from the "loud and upset" fans by hustling him across a rain soaked street, but neglec...

Gisele Bundchen is Pregnant

Gisele Bundchen pregnant baby bump People magazine confirms that the leggy baby snatcher will be spawning one of the world's most genetically perfect progeny with football star Tom Brady. The child is due sometime "early next year" which most likely means January or February. “Family is everything,” Bündchen, who turns 29 next month, told PEOPLE last month. “I think family is the base to everything. I think that is one of the things I’m most grateful for. I have a lot to be grateful for but I think that’s definitel...

8 Little Monkeys Jumpin’ on the Bed, One Fell Out and Bumped His Head

Aaden Gosselin, Kate Gosselin Gosselin sextuplet Aaden Gosselin-- pictured above, flying through the air this past April-- was taken to a walk-in medical clinic by dad Jon yesterday for treatment of an apparent head injury. He left the clinic with a bandage on his boo-boo, but otherwise appeared to be fine. No word on what caused the injury, but aren't things like this pretty standard with kids his age? When I was three, I was jumping on my parents' bed when, just like the song about the little monkeys, I fell off and bump...

I Just Want You to Remember What Victoria Beckham Used to Look Like

Before she was a fiercely clavicled clothes horse: Victoria Beckham Short Cropped Hair Pictures PhotosBefore she was a fiercely clavicled clothes horse: She was one slightly more over-tweezed eyebrow and some black lip liner away from working at Dress Barn: Raw Spice is (unfortunately) available on Youtube in its entirety. A few stray clicks ended with me watching it yesterday for over an hour. I was absolutely stunned by how different Victoria Beckham used to look. The snapshot above is one thing, but you really need to look at the video to get the full picture. "Posh" makes her fir...

Lily Allen Pretty Much Hates Everyone

In the new music video for her single, Fuck You (Very Much) Lily gives the figurative finger to homophobes, warhawks, and racists. And she makes me giggle....

This Is Acceptable

mermaidparade200921 A child gives the ol' Roger Ebert to a large man's neon genitalia at this Saturday's 2009 Coney Island Mermaid Parade. Actor Harvey Keitel was this year's King Neptune and his wife, Daphna Kastner served as Head Mermaid. Have fun in the gallery. Oh, and if your workplace does not consider body paint to be an acceptable form of clothing, some of the photos may not be safe for work. [gallery]...

Britney Spears Is or Is Not Engaged

Britney Spears and Boyfriend Agent Jason Trawick Pictures Photos Three days ago, Star Magazine released an article claiming that Britney Spears became engaged to her agent, Jason Trawick, last month while the two vacationed in the Bahamas together. "He didn't exactly get down on one knee, but Brit didn’t care. She said yes, and they opened a bottle of champagne to celebrate,” says an insider. “Jason held Britney for a long time and kissed her cheeks. They talked about their future for hours and didn’t go to sleep until after 3 a.m.! They just wanted...

Steve Jobs Gets Liver Transplant

steve-jobs-weight-loss-hormone-imbalance Jobs has been dealing with an "undisclosed medical condition" and has been on leave from Apple since January. Speculation about the return of the pancreatic cancer with which he was diagnosed in 2004 has been causing the price of Apple stock to have more ups and downs than Lindsay Lohan on a cocaine and Xanex binge. Since many see Jobs' return to the helm of Apple twelve years ago, and the subsequent release of a little product called the iPod, as the sole reason for the company's current ...

When You Are Famous, Ordering Out Isn’t Just for Pizza and Chinese Food

David Banda, Madonna Chifundo "Mercy" James was flown out of Malawi via private jet on Friday and was expected to meet Madonna in London on Saturday morning. Although Madge wasn't actually present to pick the kid up, Mercy was accompanied by a nanny, a baby nurse and another children's aide. I almost adopted a kitten today. I agonized over it for about an hour, then finally my good sense got the better of me and I decided it wouldn't be fair to the kitten to take sole responsibility for its tiny life when I am so...

Miley Cyrus is Tired and in Need of Dental Floss

Miley Cyrus Miley Cyrus was looking less than excited while filming on location for The Last Song in Tybee Island, Georgia. A brief smile errupts after she's introduced to some shirtless, evil looking douche with a frat strap, but the rest of the time Miley looks really tired. And miserable. And like she's got some chicken stuck in her teeth, y'all. She gouges at her gums in more than a few shots and doesn't even remove her chicken pickin' finger from her mouth when she shakes the guy's hand. [gallery...

Jennifer Aniston: Hangin’ with Mr. Cooper

Jennifer Aniston at the 2009 Crystal Lucy Awards It must be difficult for Jennifer Aniston to eat out, considering that she hast to be in a relationship with someone in order to eat dinner with them. Late Friday night, Jen was spotted having a late dinner with The Hangover start Bradley Cooper. According to the manager, the two were "very nice and chatty." Given that they also went to a party together in May, gossip bloggers consider this irrefutable evidence that the two are now engaged and she is pregnant with his love spawn. I'm not going to hand Beet the tissue box and Jennifer Aniston-shaped voodoo doll just yet because according to the manager, the two didn't drink any alcohol during...
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