Today's Evil Beet Gossip

She Will Not Eat it in the Air. She Will Not Eat it Anywhere

vVictoria Beckhamv Food, that is. Victoria "Bag of Antlers" Beckham even refuses the meals offered to her when she flies first class. Victoria's nutritionist Monica Grenfell said: "Victoria's always been a teeny little thing. She seems into her diet in a big way. Whenever we chat, she always asks me what she should and shouldn't be eating. She's very Audrey Hepburn looking, slim and neat. She's strict with herself. "When she goes on business lunches she'll choose white fish and she'll often pick at th...

Mischa Barton on the Verge of Another Breakdown

Mischa Barton in NYC, August 2nd I hate to break this to Wendie, but it looks like Mischa Barton might soon be off limits again. Friends of the actress fear that she's returned to work too soon after leaving the hospital and speculate that she's on the verge of another, possibly more serious, breakdown. According to one friend, Mischa is "just not herself," and another reports that she often "cries for no reason." Barton returned to the set of her new TV series The Beautiful Life a mere two days after being released from the h...

Green Carpet Fashion at the Teen Choice Awards

Amanda Bynes Hits the Bottle at the 2009 Teen Choice Awards It's red carpet time! Or, I guess in this case, it's green carpet time. Young Hollywood turned out in droves for Sunday night's Teen Choice Awards. I don't know who won what award because I'm not a teen, and it's not my choice. I chose to watch football. But I do enjoy seeing who wore what to the awards show. The green carpet was shot outside, in natural light-- something for which Beet always cuts celebs a little extra slack. But not me. Because its the same light that all of us have to l...

Michael Jackson Given “Chemical Castration”

michael_jackson_-_another_part_of_me3-1 A couple of different sites are reporting that among the potpurri of drugs found in Michael Jackson's system were traces of Depo Provera, an intravenous birth control drug. Why would an adult male be taking birth control injections? A "well respected" doctor claims that it was to reduce Michael's sex drive in an effort to keep him from feeling sexually attracted to children. Dr Alimorad Farshchian claims to have given the late King of Pop the drug - Depo Provera - after he grew concerned about Jackson's behaviour ...

Bikini Cinema: Discovering the Next Megan Fox

Website 1690 Swimwear-- which offers a grand total of about 15 different swimsuits, with models in odd poses and what I swear is some photo shopped out poon-- thinks this is how you sell bikinis. Don't miss the Oscar worthy Big Lebowski and Star Wars versions. /> Website 1690 Swimwear-- which offers a grand total of about 15 different swimsuits, with models in odd poses and what I swear is some photo shopped out poon-- thinks this is how you sell bikinis. Don't miss the Oscar worthy Big Lebowski and Star Wars versions....

Lady Gaga’s Idea of Traveling Clothes

Lady Gaga in Tokyo, Leaving for the Summer Sonic Concert Tour Most of us prefer to travel in sweatpants and a t-shirt, or something with an elastic waistband. For Lady Gaga however, traveling clothes include high-cut leopard print underwear (worn on the outside, natch) fishnets, and thigh-high patent leather boots. Comfy! She does a good job of tucking it back. I don't see any trace of "peen" in this picture. Except for the giant peen with a bad dye job that is following her around for some reason, hanging out in the background and posing for pictures. ...

Grandpa Likes the Rape

Oscar-Winning Songwriter Indiced on 11 Counts of Rape Here's a weird and disgusting story that might make you look at gramps in a whole new light. The Oscar winning song-writer who penned "You Light Up My Life" may have raped more than people's ears with his music. 70 year old Joseph Brooks is accused of raping 11 women after luring them to his apartment to audition for a part in a movie. Brooks then gave the women glasses of wine that "incapacitated" them-- druging is suspected but toxicology reports have been inconclusive-- and allegedly raped them...

Jonas Brothers Apologize, Send Gifts to Couples Whose Weddings They’ve Ruined

The Jonas Bros at Madame Tussaud's Wax Museum The Jonas Brothers have ruined more than a few weddings because some teenage girls are abominable bundles of screaming, crying hormones. According to Kevin Jonas (which one is that again?) the gaggles of screaming girls that often show up at hotels when the brothers are staying there have disturbed weddings that were taking place at the same time. "We've had brides (say) like, 'You've ruined my wedding.'" Brother Nick adds, "There's 100 to 1,200 fans who show up, and the bride, her wedding's...

I Think I Just Threw Up in My Mouth a Little

Justin Long, Drew Barrymore Drew Barrymore and Justin Long filming scenes for the upcoming movie Going the Distance in Central Park. Yes, it's a scene for a movie. But does that make it any less nauseating? Also, these two are dating, so this is an example of something that happens all the time in real life. I often wonder how I sleep at night knowing that things like this go on. Another gossip site had these photos listed as Justin and Drew having a day out in the park, not filming for a movie. But you can tell they'...

Stanford Blatch is a Daddy

Actor Willie Garson Sex and the City star Willie Garson is in the process of finalizing the adoption of his 8-year old son, Nathan. Garson had attended an Adoption Fair with the intention of adopting a toddler, but knew as soon as he met Nathan that he was his son. “It’s like a pet fair – as horrifying as you can imagine,” he recalls. “It was really hard. The 16-year-old fat, ugly kid, who has probably been to 30 of these, knows he’s not going to get adopted. Like everything, cute wins.” To that end,...