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In the Twilight of Her Career

DeAnna Pappas twitters about Rachelle Lafevre In a contest of irrelevancy, Rachelle Lafevre and former Bachelorette, DeAnna Pappas, hung out last night at the pre-Emmy charity gifting suite at the London Hotel in L.A. The bachelorette tweeted about the encounter and seemed pretty excited about meeting the actress formerly known as Victoria from the Twilight series of films. This makes her one of three people in America who care about Rachelle Lafevre and one of one people in America who care about DeAnna Pappas. Lafevre commented on rec...

Labor (Day) Pains

Looking for something to occupy your time this Labor Day weekend? If you're one of those people who shuns sunshine and fresh air, you could stay inside all day watching episodes of Autotune the News (above) and  following Kevin Smith as he holds a 24 hour Labor Day Tweet-a-thon. The Clerks and Chasing Amy director says fans can ask him anything on  Monday and he'll attempt to respond. "I wanna see if I can do it. I've been training for this my whole life, simply by being a lazy fat-a** who'd...

A Shot at Love

Tila Tequila at the Art is Life benfit in July 2009 I know there are more than a few of you who've wished someone would smack the crap out of Tila Tequila. But I doubt any of you meant it literally. The actress singer umm.. American citizen (it seems harsh to call her an internet fame whore when you're writing about domestic violence) was hospitalized Sunday after an altercation with her boyfriend, San Diego Chargers linebacker Shawne Merriman. The two had been hanging out at a club all night for a friend's birthday party and seemed in go...

Lady Gaga’s Genitals are Not Amused

A few months ago, Sasha posted this video of Gaga performing at a concert in which a tiny, remnant penis appears to peek out from under her skirt at about the 1:00 mark. Rumors began to spread faster than Gaga's legs at an afterparty that the singer is actually a hermaphrodite. One gossip site even quoted Gaga as saying, "I’m sexy, I’m hot. i have both a poon and a peener. big f*cking deal." But it turns out that the Lady's vagina is highly offended by those rumors. During an interview on an...

Quotables

Fox arrives at The Late Show in late June 2009 "God, I really wish I could go loose on this one. He's like Napoleon and he wants to create this insane, infamous mad-man reputation. He wants to be like Hitler on his sets, and he is. So he's a nightmare to work for but when you get him away from set, and he's not in director mode, I kind of really enjoy his personality because he's so awkward, so hopelessly awkward. He has no social skills at all." - Loquacious sputum bag Megan Fox waxes poetic about Transformers director Michael Bay....

No Glove, No Love

Michael Jackson - Ghosts The single, white, bedazzled glove that Michael Jackson wore to a screening of the short film Ghosts (above) and during his marriage ceremony to Debbie Rowe in 1996 sold for A$57,600 or ($49,000 USD) at an auction yesterday in Australia-- nearly twice what auctioneers expected. (You can see a picture of it here.) But you'll be happy to know that the glove was not purchased by some obsessed individual with sickening amounts of money to throw at dead celebrities' personal effects. It ...

Sharon Stone Frightens Me

Her body looks pretty good for a 51 year old. But I fully expect to end up in a sausage casing in some shady bodega-- or be disposed of in some other equally violent type of mob hit-- for posting this. Something about her frightens me. Stone butched it up in Sardinia this weekend while vacationing with family-- scratching her ass, smoking a fatty, and... shoving a water hose in her mouth. That's not a euphemism for anything-- she inexplicably shoved the nozzle of a water hose in her mouth while rinsing off. I'll let the pictures speak for themselves: Sharon StoneHer body looks pretty good for a 51 year old. But I fully expect to end up in a sausage casing in some shady bodega-- or be disposed of in some other equally violent type of mob hit-- for posting this. Something about her frightens me. Stone butched it up in Sardinia this weekend while vacationing with family-- scratching her ass, smoking a fatty, and... shoving a water hose in her mouth. That's not a euphemism for anything-- she inexplicably shoved the nozzle of a water hose in her mouth while...

New Tokio Hotel Music Video – Automatic

I've heard the name Tokio Hotel mentioned a few times, so when I heard they had a new music video, I thought I'd check it out. Three and a half minutes (and a lot of androgynous eyeliner later) I'm  feeling a little sick to my stomach thinking about the budget required to make this piece of trash. Is this awful? Cuz this looks awful to me. Like, This is Spinal Tap awful-- with robots making out  in a giant, post-apocalyptic slinky dump instead of dwarfs dancing around tiny Stonehenge. But then, I'm not exactly in the loop, as the kids say. /> I've heard the name Tokio Hotel mentioned a few times, so when I heard they had a new music video, I thought I'd check it out. Three and a half minutes (and a lot of androgynous eyeliner later) I'm  feeling a little sick to my stomach thinking about the budget required to make this piece of trash. Is this awful? Cuz this looks awful to me. Like, This is Spinal Tap awful-- with robots making out  in a giant, post-apocalyptic slinky dump instead of dwarfs dancing around tiny Stonehenge. ...

Ugh. Leann Rimes.

Leann Rimes Old billy goat Rimes eschewed her usual lunch of chewin' on other people's husbands old tin cans  and headed out for a bite to eat at Santa Monica cafe Kreation yesterday with three puddin-bellied jabrones labeled by the paps as "friends." Those same three "friends" hung out with Dean Sheremet five days earlier in Dean's new NYC stomping grounds. (I'm taking bets as to how long it will be before we see pics of Dean enjoying himself at Fire Island.) I wonder which one of them will get to ...

Does Anyone Watch SNL Anymore?

Two SNL cast members that I've never even heard of-- Michaela Watkins and Casey Wilson-- were let go this weekend when the show hired two new cast members-- Jenny Slate and Nasim Pedrad-- who I've also never heard of. You might know Watkins for the above character, bitchpleeze.com blogger Angie Tempura, who I've seen in a few Youtube clips, and even posted here once for a little self-depricating goodness. I don't know what Wilson is responsible for, since I haven't watched SNL in years and ...

Jade Goody’s Husband Charged with Rape

Jade Goody's Widower, Jack Tweed, Backstage at the Reading Festival in August 2009 Jack Tweed, the widower of Big Brother reality TV star Jade Goody, has been charged with rape and remanded until  September 21st, when he will appear at Redbridge Magistrates' Court. Police arrested Tweed and another man in his twenties on Friday after a teenage girl reported that she had been assaulted at Tweed's home in Woodford Green, east London. The other man arrested with Tweed has since been bailed out, but a third suspect was also arrested on Friday in connection with the case and is...

Brad Pitt Carries a Sumo Wrestler

Brad Pitt carries a sumo wrestler while a Department of Eagles tune plays in the background of this new commercial for Japanese cellphone company Softbank. Spike Jonze, who directed the commercial, had said that he wanted to make the actor seem "prissy." I think he succeeded. American celebrities will often endorse Japanese products or film commercials that air only in Japan. The companies are either paying them a hefty sum, or they don't mind pimping themselves out if its for a commercial that wil...
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