If I were really hackneyed and wrote articles for E! Online, the lead-in for this story might go a little something like this:
Oh no she didn't!
Kiddie superstar Miley Cyrus was seen wearing the same dress as sexy Samantha on the set of the Sex and the City 2 movie. Talk about a cat fight! It's the kitten versus the cougar! Me-ow!
Thankfully, I don't write for them, and you don't have to endure trash like that. I'm also not going to divulge the plot points surrounding this scene and ruin part of...
The Cruise clan headed out for a coffee in Boston last weekend and ended up with a gaggle of people following them around the streets. The internet is up in arms, not about a large group of pedestrians stalking a family (blame it on Xenu-phobia) but about the fact that in a few pictures, Suri is seen sipping from a Starbuck's cup.
I'm not gonna go all ballistic Dr. Spock on this one. Maybe it's a cup full of Starbucks' delicious apple cider. Or maybe they just let her have a little sip to s...
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Diddy was making it rain at a taping of 106 and Park when he accidentally threw some ice along with the cash.
While tossing bundles of bills into the audience during a performance, his diamond ring slipped off his finger. Members of his crew then tore up part of the set looking for it, and when that turned up nothing, they detained and searched every member of the audience with a metal detector. The ring wasn't found.
You'd think a man who can afford to toss cash out to the crowds like a Real World c...
I promise I'll get back to covering the nail biting events in the Anna Nicoke Smith drug use debate in a moment, but this is important.
If you're reading this, it means you live in a place that has internet access, which means you've also seen the above poster.
The now ubiquitous image was "created" (read: re-colored in Photoshop) by artist Shepard Fairey during the 2008 campaign, and quickly spawned countless parodies. My favorite is this Amy Winehouse inspired one.
However, the image, whic...
Madonna's neighbor is suing her for playing her music too loudly and shaking the walls of the building with dancing. The building's board has already threatened to evict Madge over the noise complaints.
At first I thought these neighbors should just pull the sticks out of their asses. If Madonna was my neighbor and she was throwing a party, I'd just make a nice deal with her that I get to show up and pound wheat grass kabbalahtinis with famous people in exchange for putting up with all the...
And in the boneheaded casting category, we have Robert Pattinson competing against Rupert Friend and Rupert Grint for a role as Prince Harry in a movie about his life.
Rupert Friend, 28, and Harry Potter star Rupert Grint, 21, will go head-to-head with R-Pattz to portray the prince on screen.
The movie, called The Spare, will cover the highs of lows of his royal experiences, including the death of his mother Princess Diana and his time spent on the front line of the Army in Afghanistan.
With the screenplay in the works, film bosses are s...
"People are defending Roman Polanski because he made good movies 30 years ago? Are you kidding me? Even Johnny Cochran didn’t have the nerve to go, ‘Well did you see OJ play against New England?'"
-- Chris Rock on The Jay Leno Show...
Ungaro held its fashion week fashion show Sunday in Paris, marking the debut of the collaborative design efforts of Estrella Archs and Lindsay Lohan. If you remember, they hired Lindsay Lohan to act as a "creative consultant" for the collection in a desperate, last ditch effort to revive the flagging fashion house.
The reviews are in, and, surprise! They're not kind.
"The collection displayed none of the promised younger side Lohan was supposed to deliver. Being a young, pretty, controver...