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‘This Is It’ (No it Isn’t)

Lionel Richie at the Tokyo Premier of This Is It Michael Jackson's live concert movie 'This is It' was originally scheduled to run for two weeks only, but the box office has given its producers $101 million little reasons to run the show longer. (Gee, didn't see that one coming.) The movie will now run through Thanksgiving and is the first in what is expected to be a long, looooong, looooooooong line of products and productions designed to make money off the MJ estate. Two thirds of the gross came from world wide audiences, proving that ev...

Nicolas Cage’s Father Dies

Nicolas Cage with His Parents, August and Joy Coppola, in 1998 I've poked a lot of fun at Nicolas Cage in the past, but this post isn't going to do that. I can only kick a person when they're down so many times, and Nicolas Cage is now so far down my foot couldn't even reach him if I tried. Cage's father, August Coppola, has died at the age of 75 of a heart attack. Coppola is the brother of filmmaker Frances Ford Coppola and was Dean of Creative Arts at San Francisco State University. My heart goes out to the family, particularly to Cage who has had m...

Stars’ Halloween Costumes

Valentino Garavani I hope you're all getting into some debauchery tonight. Like I said earlier, it's the one night of the year when you can dress like a slut, a freak, or a creep, and people won't think you're insane or hold you accountable. It's just like living in Hollywood. Celebs are taking advantage of the same opportunity. Katie Couric was spotted sporting this year's ubiquitous Kate Gosselin costume while the hosts of the Today Show went the Luke & Leia route. Fashion designer Michael Kors dressed...

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Paris Hilton Dressed as Dorothy for Halloween Paris Hilton hosted a Halloween party last night at her home in Mulholland Estates. Both she AND boyfriend Doug Reinhardt dressed up as Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz, which I don't get. Wouldn't a Dorothy/Scarecrow, Dorothy/Toto, Dorothy/Tin Man combo have been better than two Dorothys? Or, if you're trying to be creative, Dorothy/Toto (the band)? I think Reinhardt just wanted to finally wear those size 16 satin pink pumps of his out in public and used this as an excuse. (See more pics in the ga...

This Year’s Most Played Out Halloween Costume

Kate Gosselin Wig Halloween 2009 Last year, it was Sarah Palin. I saw so many Palins on Halloween I thought was at the governor's igloo in Alaska. This year-- and I hope I don't incur the wrath of Sasha by saying this-- the most overdone costume is definitely Jon & Kate Gosselin. Our own esteemed Beet went to work yesterday dressed up as one third of a Jon, Kate, and Hailey Glassman trio. Check out the pics she posted to her Twitter. As further proof this costume has jumped the shark, the couple we love to hate dress...

Dakota Fanning Crowned Homecoming Princess

Dakota Fanning took a break from filming movies about angsty vampires covered in sparkles to hang out with angsty teenagers covered in sparkles at her high school's homecoming football game last night. Fanning is a cheerleader for Campbell Hall Episcopal School in North Hollywood where she was crowned Homecoming Princess during halftime last night. She didn't get the Queen's crown, but she's only a sophomore. Give it a few years. You can see pics of the crowning here. I couldn't post them because we don't have a contract with the...

Some Famous People Reproduced

colin_farrell.jpg People like to know when celebrities have babies. Maybe they're genuinely interested in the birth of a new life. Or maybe they just want to know who's had a kid so they're prepared to mercilessly criticize their parenting when 5 years later someone fucks up and gives the kid an espresso. It's like a preview of coming attractions. The products of three sets famous zygotes splitting and reproducing exited the womb recently and were announced yesterday. Former Olympic gymnast Shannon Miller va...

Sci-Fi & Fantasy Media Awards Show Confirms the General Public Doesn’t Give a Crap About Acting

Kaley Cuoco (Big Bang Theory) at Spike TV's Scream 2009 Awards I don't know if you've heard of the Spike TV Scream Awards. It bills itself as "honoring the best in fantasy, sci-fi, comics, and horror," but that's a load of crap because the winners are decided based on internet votes. And everyone knows the internet has great taste. The awards show was taped yesterday in L.A. which means there was a lot of iconic media geekiness walking the red carpet. There was also a lot of terrible fashion. In particular, I'm personally disappointed in my girls Katee Sackh...

Cindy Crawford Might Lose Her Mole

Cindy Crawford at the 2009 London Film Festival (left) and at Dekalb High School in 1984 (right) Cindy Crawford's mole is one of those darling little "imperfections" that some super models manage to turn into their signature, even when everyone told them they should get it "fixed"-- sort of like Lauren Hutton's gap, or Naomi Campbell's insanity. But there may come a point in the near future when the mole is no more. When she was a teenager, the mole was the size of the Tenneesee Titan's chances of winning the Super Bowl this year. Over the years however, it's grown into a larger brown ...

Cox on the Beach

Courteney Cox I haven't watched any episodes of  Cougartown, mostly because I loathe the term "cougar." I think it's degrading and more than a little sexist. Plus, it just sounds gross to say... "Cougar." So my stomach churned at the show's concept of "Haha, look at this woman who's over 30 still trying to have a life and date doods and stuff, isn't that funny?" Because everyone knows that when you hit 30, you're supposed to shut your sex drive off and your vagina is not to be used unless you are either producing b...

Charges to Be Filed in Balloon Boy Case

Sherrif's deputies dropped by the Heene house on Saturday and carried away several boxes and a computer-- by hand, not in a balloon. You all know the story by now: Falcon Heene's brother, Three Wolves One Moon Heene, supposedly told his parents that Falcon had climbed inside a bag of giant floating jiffy pop. His parents called the cops, which led to a three hour chase involving lots of police, several news helicopters, and the national guard. When the balloon came down,  everyone expect...
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