Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Tom Arnold Marries for the Fourth Time

Tom Arnold 50 year old actor comedian personality Tom Arnold proved he doesn't know when to stop getting back on the horse when he tied the knot for the fourth time this Saturday in Maui. This time he hitched his post to Ashley Groussman, a woman who I don't know much about except that she only has 66 folowers on Twitter and tweets things like: "Crazy when my vision board keeps coming true...Going to see OPRAH!!!!! Dream come true." Tom's best man was comedian Dax Shephard and the entertainment for the...

Twitter Sends ‘Pulp Fiction’ Writer Back to Prison

If you're supposed to be in prison, you probably shouldn't Tweet about it. Prisoners in full-time custody aren't supposed to have internet access or cell phones, so tweeting daily about your "prison" experiences is a dead giveaway that you're not where you're supposed to be. Pulp Fiction screenwriter Roger Avary is in the middle of a prison sentence for vehicular manslaughter, following a fatal DUI car crash he caused in January. He fucked the sun when he provided the followers of his @avary Twitter account with daily updates of his prison experiences. Avary Tweets about his Prison ExperiencesIf you're supposed to be in prison, you probably shouldn't Tweet about it. Prisoners in full-time custody aren't supposed to have internet access or cell phones, so tweeting daily about your "prison" experiences is a dead giveaway that you're not where you're supposed to be. Pulp Fiction screenwriter Roger Avary is in the middle of a prison sentence for vehicular manslaughter, following a fatal DUI car crash he caused in January. He fucked the sun when he provided the followers of his @avary Twitter account with daily updates...

Fergie Studied Italian Women to Learn How to Play a Prostitute

17054290fergie1123200990931AM Whorin' don't come easy to Fergie. When she auditioned for the role of prostitute Saraghina in Nine-- the film adaptation of the musical based on Frederico Fellini's 8 1/2 that's due out on December 19th-- she claims she studied hours of footage of Italy's "leading ladies" to learn how to act like a prostitute. "I watched all the Fellini films and studied Italian actresses; how they walked and how they spoke with their hands. Whenever I would sit down, I would never cross my legs because that...

Tiger Woods Releases Statement

tiger_woods After canceling an interview with the Florida Highway Patrol that was scheduled for today, Woods released a statement on his website, Tigerwoods.com, that didn't do anything to clear up the sketchy circumstances surrounding his mysterious car crash early Friday morning, but basically told everyone to butt the hell out of his biznass. As you all know, I had a single-car accident earlier this week, and sustained some injuries. I have some cuts, bruising and right now I'm pretty sore. This ...

Is Sammy Sosa Lightening His Skin?

Is Sammy Sosa Lightening His Skin? Former Major League Baseball player Sammy Sosa might be pulling a Michael Jackson and intentionally lightening his skin. The photograph above shows Sosa at a red carpet event in October of 2003 on the left, and at a similar red carpet event on November 4th of this year on the right. At first, Sosa denied that he was lightening his skin, and blamed the paleness on both the photographer's bright flash bulbs and a cream he was using for a "skin condition." Now, he's admitted that he uses a c...

Liv Tyler’s Baby Bump

Liv Tyler's Baby Bump Just like that Stanford / USC "upset" I predicted this weekend, I'm gonna go ahead and call this one: Liv Tyler is pregnant. She's wearing loose clothes and holding things in front of her stomach to try to cover it up, but there's no denying that bump. If it were me, you could speculate that a bump like that might be filled with beer and tacos. But this is Liv Tyler we're talking about here, so in spite of what her rep might say, that bump (that is getting progressively larger) is definite...

Rosie O’Donnell’s Wife Moved Out Over Two Years Ago

13364270rosieodonnell1021200924953PM Less than a month ago, Wendie was speculating about the status of Rosie O'Donnell's marriage to wife Kelli Carpenter. The pair never seem to have good body language in any of their photos, and rumors swirled that the marriage was over. For her part, Rosie was very vague about what was going on, and would only say that they were "working on their problems". But then yesterday, on her Sirius Satellite radio program, Rosie dropped a bombshell when she revealed that her wife Kelli moved out o...

Is This Matthew McConaughey?

Hook 'em horns! I'd like to play a little game with you. It's called "Are the Paps Stupid or has Matthew McConaughey's Face Melted?" These photos were labeled by one of our photo services as "New dad to be Matthew McConaughey stays active in Malibu... as the sweaty actor leaves his gym." So, did the paps get this one right? Is that reeeeeally Matthew McConaughey, or just some sweaty, bandana-wearin' bro who kind of looks like him and works out at the same gym? And if it is him... what the hell happened to...

Taylor Lautner Couldn’t Wait to Ditch the Horrible Wig

Taylor Lautner at the 2005 Premier of "Sahara" If you weren't a big fan of the wig Taylor had to wear for his role as in Jacob in Twilight and part of New Moon, you weren't alone. Taylor himself wasn't too fond of it. “I would not want that hair,” he told the Boston Globe. “When I looked at myself in the mirror, I couldn’t even recognize myself.” I couldn't agree more. I thought he looked like a nasty metal head who'd just rolled out of bed and into a pile of really long head pubes. Lautner aslo revealed in a recent intervie...

NASA Launches Website to Dispel “2012” Rumors of the Apocalypse

2012 2012 was number one at the box office this weekend, raking in $65 mil domestically and a whopping $160 million worldwide-- the fifth biggest international opening weekend ever. And while most of us probably just get a weird, self-destructive kick out of seeing apocalyptic visions of California falling off into the ocean, we don't really believe that on December 21st two years from now, the Earth will break apart and the only survivors will be enigmatic limo drivers who also happen to be exp...