Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Meghan Trainor releases ‘Dear Future Husband’ video

meghan trainor You love Meghan Trainor. You know you do. I mean, you totally can't stand her, but you also can't stop singing 'Lips Are Movin' every time it comes on the radio, even though she makes you want to jump out the nearest window. Oh, am I just telling my own life story? Whatever. Meghan has another new song to torture us now, and admittedly, I can't stand this one. It's called 'Dear Future Husband' and it's god awful. Here are some sample lyrics: Take me on a date I deserve it, babe And don'...

Emma Thompson books her best role yet

emma thompson beauty and the beast Emma Thompson is a wonderfully talented actress and a charming woman, capable of doing all sorts of roles. However, she's just been announced for one that just might be the absolute pinnacle of her entire career. Get ready, folks: she's going to play Mrs. Potts in the upcoming live-action version of Beauty and the Beast. This whole thing is probably going to be a mess, but best believe I'm going to watch it. In case you forgot, Emma Watson is playing Belle, Dan Stevens from Downton Abbey ...

Kanye West won’t stop posting naked pics of Kim Kardashian on Twitter

kim kardashian kanye west No matter how rich she is and how many expensive outfits she can afford, Kim Kardashian just can't seem to keep her clothes on. I think I can speak for us all when I say that we've seen her naked far, far too many times. It's too much. It's over-the-top. I just want the woman to WEAR SOME FRIGGIN' CLOTHES. Is that too much to ask? Apparently so. Kanye West is like a kid in a candy shop when it comes to the fact that he gets to have sex with a perfect surgical specimen, it seems, as he took...

Betty White to get Lifetime Achievement Award at Daytime Emmys

betty white Betty White is an absolute living legend, with a career spanning more than half a century. It's amazing how long she's been working in Hollywood, and it's about time we start giving her some serious credit for it. To that end, she'll finally be receiving a Lifetime Achievement Award at this year's Daytime Emmys on April 26th. The National Academy of Television Arts and Sciences announced the special award on Monday with the following statement coming from NATAS president Bob Mauro: "Betty Whit...

Are Kate Hudson and Chris Martin a thing now?

kate hudson chris martin Jeez, Chris Martin sure gets around, eh? After getting rid of Goop, he swiftly moved on to Jennifer Lawrence and NOW may be bumping uglies with 3-months-single Kate Hudson. At least that's the rumour on the street since they've been hanging out at the beach together, apparently. They brought a whole gaggle of kids with them - their kids, obviously, and what seemed to be a couple friends - and it's likely that their playdate in Malibu was totally casual and between friends. OR MAYBE NOT. Who knows. Kate a...

Scott Disick checks into rehab

scott disick It's not a secret that Scott Disick has had a serious alcohol problem for years. He's tried rehab before, he's tried quitting cold turkey on his own, and he always ends up going back to the bottle (and God knows what else). Unsurprisingly, not even having kids with the so-called love of his life was enough to light a fire under his ass to really get help. However, he's ready to try again with something a little more alternative. From TMZ: Disick checked into Rythmia Life Advancement Cente...

Justin Bieber got roasted and it was… eh, mediocre

justin bieber roast Justin Bieber's Comedy Central roast won't air until the end of the month, but these things are pre-taped so it's already on film and we know plenty of the jokes that will be part of the broadcast. Are they funny? Eh, vaguely. What I'm hoping is that they've saved the best stuff for the actual show, because if this is all they've got to offer, I think we're all better off hitting up Netflix or something that night. Buzzfeed published some of the jokes from the evenings, so here are a few... ...

A drunk driver plowed into Jennifer Aniston’s front yard

jennifer aniston Well, Jennifer Aniston certainly had a rough weekend. On Saturday night, a drunk driver plowed into her front garden, taking out some plants. No one was hurt and Jen may not even have been there, but still - scary! From TMZ: Law enforcement sources tell TMZ ... it happened at around 8:30 PM at her Bel Air estate.  It's unclear if Jen was home,  but her rusty trusty security guy instantly called 911. When cops arrived the driver told them he was not behind the wheel, but security footage from the ...

Is Kim Kardashian jealous of Kylie Jenner?

kylie jenner kim kardashian Kylie Jenner is well on her way to becoming her older sister's Jr. She's virtually transforming into Kim Kardashian and she's only 17 - imagine where she'll be in five years! This thought is apparently what's been bothering Kim, and she's seriously worried about Kylie becoming a better looking version of herself! From XPosé Entertainment (whatever!): A source shared: ''Kim's been moaning to her mom for months now that Kylie's slowly morphing into a better-looking version of her - and she...

Taylor Swifts $40 million legs have been ruined by a cat

taylor swift Thank goodness Taylor Swift took out $40 million worth of insurance on her infamous legs, because they were very nearly RUINED by one of her cats this weekend. Taylor has 2 little furry friends, foldy-eared cats (yep, that's an official name, lolz) called Olivia and Meredith. It was Meredith who shredded poor Taylor to smithereens this weekend, and Taylor took to Instagram to poke fun at the insurance rumours, proving she's in on the joke and has a pretty good sense of humor, too. GREAT ...

Was Katy Perry just not noble enough for Russell Brand?

russell brand katy perry I don't think anyone was particularly surprised when Katy Perry and Russell Brand's whirlwind relationship/marriage went down the tubes. They seemed in some ways like kindred spirits, but in many others like an odd couple whose differences would never really be reconciled. Up until now, however, it seemed unclear what was REALLY behind the split. Was it cocaine? Was it sex addiction? It seems like it was neither, in fact. Instead, according to a new documentary about Brand's life, it seems like K...

Pamela Anderson gets restraining order against Rick Salomon

pamela anderson rick salomon Pamela Anderson has been a bit all over the place when it comes to her marriage to Rick Salomon. They've been married a few times, they split up again last summer before getting back together a few months later and now they're ACTUALLY divorcing again (I think?). Also, things have been kicked up a notch because Pam has been forced to seek a restraining order against Rick because he's an abusive asshole and she's afraid for her well-being. From People: The temporary order, filed Friday, will hold until t...