Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Justin Bieber and Madonna play ‘Never Have I Ever’ with Ellen

justin bieber madonna ellen Justin Bieber just can't stay away from Ellen lately, so of course he had to pop in when Ellen was interviewing Madonna this week to play a round of 'Never Have I Ever'. You won't glean anything new and/or shocking from this ~totally kewl game~, but here are a few highlights, if it's something that interests you: Madonna has had sex with more than one person on the same day Justin claims he's never been kicked out of a bar Madonna flirts terribly with Justin because she likes younger m...

Gwyenth Paltrow: ‘I’m incredibly close to the common woman’

gwyneth paltrow CNN Gwyenth Paltrow is about as detached from reality as you would expect a bajillionaire who thinks death is preferable to feeding her kids Cup-a-Soup and calls a $450 hand towel a "must have" for spring. In no way does she understand anything about how the 99% live in any way - but you can't tell her that. No, Gwyneth thinks she's "incredibly close to the "common woman". The fact that she can use the phrase "common woman" tells you how untrue that actually is. Hitting up CNNMoney on Monday, G...

Kris Jenner is single again after dumping her boy toy

kris jenner corey gamble Kris Jenner got her groove back after ending her marriage to Bruce by taking up with Corey Gamble, a man 20+ years her senior who also happened to be part of Justin Bieber's management team. It was fun while it lasted - because this was clearly a rebound relationship - and now it's done and over with. That's right: Kris used Corey for sex and now she's dumped him since she's had her fill. The round up, courtesy of The Mirror: An insider told Radar Online: “They haven’t been an item for ...

Christina Hendricks is a blonde now – “Hell yes!” or “God, no!”?

christina hendricks blonde Christina Hendricks has been a ginger bombshell for as long as... well, for as long as we've given a shit about her, frankly. She made her name as Joan Holloway, the busty redhead with a major 'tude on Mad Men, and that's just how we're used to her. So what do we think now that she's a blonde? We should note, this isn't really a major change for Christina herself, since she grew up blonde and only dyed her hair red after becoming obsessed with Anne of Green Gables: "Growing up, I was light b...

Patrick Schwarzenegger got caught cheating on Miley Cyrus

miley cyrus patrick schwarzenegger Well, I know this is a couple days old, but I was waiting for more hell to break loose and it hasn't, really. Anyway, it looks like there might be trouble in paradise for Miley Cyrus and boyfriend Patrick Schwarzenegger. Just months after they got together to form a blissful union of youthful souls, Patrick has been photographed cosying up to another girl while he was partying in Cabo San Lucas for spring break. Uh oh. Here are photos of the alleged homewrecker:   Of course, Patrick's got an...

Robin Thicke and Paula Patton finalize divorce

robin thicke paula patton Good news, everyone - Paula Patton is finally free. Less than a year after Robin Thicke finally hung up his hat on the "Get Her Back" tour of contrition, the terms of their divorce have been settled and in just a few weeks time, this long national nightmare will finally be over. Robin Thicke and Paula Patton have settled their divorce case ... TMZ has learned. Paula filed legal docs Tuesday declaring they have reached a property settlement as well as a custody arrangement for their 4-year-...

North West has the time of her life being dragged through the airport

north west I am both fearful of and excited for North West's future. In the worst case scenario, she'll end up with lip and ass injections by 13 and will be on the Kardashian ho stroll before she can drive. In the best case, she'll be hyper-intelligent and will call bullshit on the whole rigamarole her family puts themselves (and her) through and will completely shun the lot of them to do something really awesome with her life, in spite of the odds. That remains to be seen, but for now, let's watch her be dragged through an airport o...

Jimmy Kimmel had two surgeries on his dick

jimmy kimmel Sometimes I wish celebrities had more sense than to share stories that are clearly personal and do not need to be in the public domain. Take Jimmy Kimmel - I suppose he thinks it's hilarious to tell the public about the two surgeries he had on his dick, but... is it honestly? Do you feel any better knowing about it? I'm gonna go ahead say a big fat NOPE. From E! Online: You see, the late-night talk show host mentioned during a panel at South by Southwest over the weekend that the hole in his ...

Those Jamie Foxx and Katie Holmes dating rumors are making the rounds again

jamie foxx katie holmes A while back, the rumours of what could potentially be the most boring Hollywood coupling ever broke and were quickly forgotten. Were Katie Holmes and Jamie Foxx dating? Who knew? Who cared? Well, apparently someone does, because the reports are making the rounds again and it seems like there may just be something more than friendship between them. "This is not some intense romance," a source with knowledge of the situation tells PEOPLE. "Jamie and Katie are friends and have been for a long time. They are two adults who are attractive and ...

Looks like Rihanna finally learned something

rihanna Y'all know Rihanna is my queen - I love her music (don't even tell me you won't still be singing 'Umbrella' when you're in the nursing home), I love her personality, etc. I don't really love those hand tattoos, but no one's perfect. What I'm really loving most lately is her new-found (and late-blooming) wisdom. Apparently taking a bit of time out of the spotlight has given her time to reflect on life, and she's finally realized that she needs to treat herself better and not accepting other people no...

Scott Disick is spending his rehab time tripping his ass off

scott disick Scott Disick is finally getting his act together - he's decided to face his alcohol addiction head on (again) and head off to some alternative rehab in Costa Rica. But what exactly is meant by "alternative", anyway? I was under the impression that the only way to overcome any kind of substance abuse is to... well, quit doing that substance. But the Rythmia Life Advancement Center has some different ideas: they think Scott should be tripping balls on some ancient herb to quit drinking. From TM...

Elton John buys Dolce & Gabbana 24 hours after claiming to boycott the brand

elton john Part of me was hoping this whole thing was just the usual Daily Mail bullhonkey that's part for the course around that site - i.e. it generally has zero merit whatsoever. But there's actual VIDEO of this and the truth is out there: less than 24 hours after making a giant (rightful) stink over Dolce & Gabbana calling IVF babies "synthetic" and claiming that he'd boycott the brand forevermore, Elton John was seen in Los Angeles... carrying a Dolce & Gabbana bag. LOL. I mean, did Elt...