Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Bobbi Kristina Isn’t Getting Any Better

bobbi kristina cissy houston Unfortunately, there's no good news to report about Bobbi Kristina's health at the moment. The last we heard, Bobby Brown was telling everyone his daughter was "awake", though he clearly only meant that metaphorically, and then he applied for guardianship over her estate. That title was given to him and Cissy Houston jointly, and it seems necessary since Cissy revealed this weekend that there have been no improvements in her granddaughter's condition. "She's the same, she's not progressing at all," Houston told Ent...

Snoop Dogg Thinks ‘Game Of Thrones’ Is Based On Real History

snoop dogg game of thrones Do you ever just wake up in the morning and think, "Man, thank God Snoop Dogg exists in this world." Just me? WHATEVER! You're totally missing out. Anyhow, Snoop recently contributed to an HBO project that's... actually a Game of Thrones mixtape, compiling songs to accompany the series to connect to younger fans, I suppose. It seems unnecessary, but HBO is running with it, and Snoop was actually pretty stoked to be involved. After all, he loves watching the show so he can learn all about hist...

Courtney Stodden’s Sex Tape Gets The Green Light From Vivid

courtney stodden Courtney Stodden made a sex tape and has been shopping it around for a while, and it seems now the deal is done. She's signed with Vivid Entertainment, which releases all the big celeb (I should probably put "celeb" in quotation marks) sex tapes, for $1 million... but there's something a bit strange about this one: she doesn't want any of the money herself, she wants it to go to charity. From TMZ: Yes, in the least shocking news since the sun coming up ... Stodden is accepting Vivid Enter...

Kim Kardashian’s Selfie Book is Here, But It’s Not Complete

selfish Kim Kardashian released her book of selfies earlier this month - aptly titled Selfish - and people have been LOVING it. Even the high and mighty literary review sites have lavished praise on it, because it's basically everything you love (and/or love to hate) about Kim. The book includes 448 pages worth of Kim's selfies from over the years, as well as her profound observations about what was happening in her life when the photos were taken. In one, for instance, she was so inspired by the beauty ...

Hugh Jackman Praises Nicole Kidman’s Whiteness

nicole kidman hugh jackman It's not what it sounds like, obviously. As you probably know, Hugh Jackman has dealt with several bouts of skin cancer, and while he's doing really well, he's also vocal about how people need to be super vigilant about taking care of their skin, use sunscreen, stay off tanning beds, etc. And he thinks there's one celebrity (and fellow Australian) who's an inspiration in this area: Nicole Kidman. You see, Nicole is ghostly pale, much like myself, and doesn't give a rat's ass about having that ~su...

Kylie Jenner Swears She Wasn’t High, Just Hungry

kylie jenner high If your bullshit alarm wasn't blaring loud enough to wake up the entire neighbourhood after just reading the headline, congratulations: you've managed to continue living under a rock. Kylie Jenner posted a video on her Snapchat account this week in which she pretty clearly says that she's "high as fuck" before biting into some delicious morsels. But since everyone is losing their shit and acting like Kylie smoking weed is the craziest, most scandalous thing they'd ever heard in their lives, she...

Is Lindsay Lohan Going To Jail? Like, For Real This Time?

lindsay lohan Remember when Lindsay Lohan tried to bullshit a judge by claiming that she did all of her court-ordered community service at the very last second by doing things like greeting fans after her shitty play in London's West End? Most people with half a brain were all like, "Huh?" Thankfully, the judge ordered her to redo 125 of those hours, and as of today, she's only done 10 of those hours. That means she's got 115 hours of community service left to do... by the deadline of May 28. LOL! From ...

Taylor Swift Doesn’t Want To Be Friends With Elizabeth Olsen

elizabeth olsen Taylor Swift has plenty of celebrity friends, and she doesn't seem all that difficult to impress - if you're famous and in the age bracket of 18-34, sign right up! But that's not exactly the case, it seems, because there's one person who was unable to penetrate the inner circle, so to speak: Elizabeth Olsen. I know what you're thinking: Who wouldn't want to be friends with Elizabeth Olsen? She's beautiful, she's talented, she comes off as really down-to-earth and low-key... and she certainly looks t...

Does Kylie Jenner Get “High As F*ck”?

kylie jenner Everyone started bugging out yesterday over a Snapchat video Kylie Jenner posted on her account that totally featured her saying "I'm high as fuck" before biting into some piece of delicious food. ESCANDALO! Because, you know, it's so hard to imagine that a 17-year-old child who's been dating a grown ass man for the past year who also happens to be a rapper and clearly smokes plenty of weed himself, would be getting high. Also, because she's a teenager, and none of us EVER experimented with drugs ...

Chris Hemsworth Shows Off His Ample Package In ‘Vacation’ Trailer

chris hemsworth If the words "Chris Hemsworth" and "well-endowed" pique your interest, stay tuned, because you're in luck. The new red-band trailer for a movie called Vacation - a reboot of the old Chevy Chase comedy, naturally - has been released, and in it, Hemsworth wears some tight underwear that outline a... considerable package. I suppose the whole trailer is "funny", but I know you pervs - you'll be looking out for the peen. It's a red band trailer, remember, so it's probably NSFW, as it were, so watch at your own risk. Does Chris do anyth...

James Franco Says McDonald’s Was There For Him When No One Else Was

james franco mcdonalds I can't help but feel like James Franco is constantly trolling us all with his ridiculousness. Either that, or he's legit insane and needs some clinical intervention... but likely the former. Most recently, he's been singing the praises of McDonald's - not because they have delicious chicken nuggets (I KNOW they're bad for me, but they're just so delicious!), but because they gave him a job when he was a struggling actor in the '90s. He expressed his appreciation for the fast food chain and his ho...

Mariah Carey’s First Vegas Show Was A Bust

mariah carey las vegas Aw, man. I'm super bummed to even have to write this, because y'all know Mariah Carey was my #1 diva when I was a kid. There were lots of great singers out there - Whitney and Celine being the other legends - but NO ONE could hit the notes Mariah could. Sadly, not even she can hit her own notes anymore, it seems, as her first residency show at The Colosseum at Caesars Palace Las Vegas this week was less than stellar - at least if you go by The New York Times! Here's a few selections from t...