Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Taylor Swift & Calvin Harris Are Still Going Strong

calvin harris taylor swift I don't know why I care at all since I don't know these people, but Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris as a couple really bother me. Maybe it's because I see Taylor as a pretty genuine, albeit naive, person, and I see Calvin has an insecure, desperate DJ who's only using her to pump his career up a little more. I could be completely off the mark and he could genuinely like her, but... eh, I just don't see it. Particularly since he was talking shit about her a few weeks before they got together. Anyway...

Kim Richards To Face Charges Over Drunken Rampage

kim richards Kim Richards really thought she was going to get out of facing charges over that drunken rampage that ended with her being arrested and kicking a police officer by going to rehab for her myriad issues. Turns out, that's not happening, and the D.A. is throwing the book at her, so to speak. From TMZ: The L.A. County D.A. clearly wasn't swayed that Kim checked herself into a Malibu rehab, because we've learned she's now been charged with public intoxication, resisting arrest and battery on ...

Uh Oh – Mariah Carey Cancels Vegas Show Due To “Bronchitis”

mariah carey las vegas Mariah Carey only started her residency at Caesars Palace Las Vegas last week... to less than rave reviews. Because of this, you might find it a bit suspect that suddenly she's canceled her show this week because of "bronchitis".  Uh oh! That doesn't sound like a promising start. She shared her apologies on Instagram, as you do, and promised to reschedule the missed show: A photo posted by Mariah Carey (@mariahcarey) on May 13, 2015 at 9:32pm PDT Maybe she legitimately does have bronchitis, whic...

Johnny Depp’s Dogs Will Be Put Down If He Doesn’t Leave Australia

amber heard johnny depp This is a bit of a strange one, I must admit, but I truly don't get why people don't just... you know, abide by the law. Basically, Johnny Depp and Amber Heard recently arrived in Australia on a private jet. The problem is that they had their two dogs, Boo and Pistol, on board and they didn't declare them. In Australia, you have to keep your dogs under quarantine for 10 days when you arrive to assure they don't have any weird diseases. Since they didn't do that, Australia told them to GTFO by Saturday or they'...

Prince Harry Performs A Traditional Maori Haka – VIDEO

prince harry military Does anyone else feel bad for Prince Harry? In terms of the royal family, it's all "Princess Charlotte" this and "Prince George" that. His older brother has a beautiful wife and is second in line to the throne and Harry gets... nothing, really. Which is all pretty sad since Prince Harry is hot and all he wants is to find a nice lady and probably to be done with all this military service. Sure, he's serving his country and he's happy to do it, but he can't really move on with his life until he...

Gwyneth Paltrow Intimidates You, Says Her Mom

gwyneth paltrow blythe danner Look, Gwyneth Paltrow blows and we all know it. She hasn't made a good movie in... I don't know, EVER, and she's obnoxious and completely disconnected from reality while simultaneously insisting that she's totally like the "common woman". She knows other people think she's clueless but she doesn't care and she's just awful. But clearly there's a reason she's turned out this way: her mother, Blythe Danner, clearly raised her to think she's a special damn snowflake. In fact, Blythe thinks the ...

Kim Kardashian & Kanye West Will Renew Their Vows For Their 1-Year Anniversary

kim kardashian kanye west wedding I'm not sure whether or not I find it miraculous that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West will soon celebrate their one year anniversary of being a married couple. On the one hand, Kim hasn't gone that long without topping up her butt implants, let alone sharing her life with another human being. On the other, both her ego and Kanye's are so massive that no one else could possibly compare with the self-love they've found with each other. And now they're going to renew their vows! Kimye tied the kno...

Jennifer Aniston Has A Girl Crush

jennifer aniston Jennifer Aniston is pretty beautiful, right? Like, even if you're not into her acting or don't care much for her personality, we can all universally agree that she's gorgeous? That's safe to say? Good. I wanted to establish that because one would assume, if you look like Jennifer Aniston, you're pretty happy with your physical lot in life. I know that's not actually the case and we never see ourselves the way the world sees us, but she's GOTTA know she's hot, right? Well, not hot enough to have...

Teresa Giudice Is Being Cheated On While She’s In Prison

joe giudice cheating Poor Teresa Giudice. I mean, literally but also physically. While she's serving her prison term for those fraud charges she copped to, her husband Joe Giudice has been stepping out on her! This is some bullshit for multiple reasons, but like, really? I'm particularly asking the girl getting involved with Joe. You honestly think a married man who's a complete scumbag fraudster is worth getting with? Okey doke. From Radar Online: Eyewitness Stephanie Palacios, 25, spotted Joe and his younge...

Are Jake Gyllenhaal & Ruth Wilson An Item?

ruth wilson jake gyllenhaal The last we talked about Jake Gyllenhaal, it was when he was telling Ellen that he'd totally let his mom set him up on a blind date. Looks like his mom's off the hook, however, as he seems to be hooking up with fellow actor Ruth Wilson, with whom he previously starred in the Broadway show Constellations. Oooh! From Page Six: The 34-year-old Nightcrawler actor and the 33-year-old The Affair actress attended a Barry’s Bootcamp class together on Saturday (May 9) in New York City’s Noho neighbo...

Melissa Rivers Is Suing Over Joan Rivers Death

melissa rivers joan rivers The circumstances surrounding Joan Rivers' death were not only tragic, they were completely unprofessional and potentially avoidable. We all know by now that employees at Yorkville Endoscopy performed an unscheduled biopsy without permission while Rivers was unconscious, but there still have been no concrete answers on what the hell happened and how what should have been a somewhat routine procedure resulted in Joan's death. Because of this, her daughter Melissa Rivers is suing. As Melissa expla...

Is ‘Sex And The City 3’ Actually Happening?

sex and the city 3 It's always sad when people just can't leave well enough alone, isn't it? The first Sex and the City movie was a bit strange, but it was nice to see Carrie, Miranda, Samantha and Charlotte again since we were all such big fans of the series. Then they made the second one and things went VERY rapidly downhill. The insane racism and just... ridiculousness was too much to bear, and I think everyone was grateful when the sequel left theatres and we could all just forget it ever happened. But there's be...