Today's Evil Beet Gossip

‘Girls Gone Wild’ Founder Joe Francis Has A Warrant Out For His Arrest

joe francis The last time we heard from Joe Francis, he'd been arrested for getting into a fight - and this was after he lost his mansion and had to file for bankruptcy. Basically, things weren't going well for Joe, and it seems like they're only getting worse. It turns out there's more trouble for him now, in the form of a federal arrest warrant over luxury vehicles he never turned over when he filed his bankruptcy. From The Wall Street Journal: On Tuesday, Judge Fernando M. Olguin of the U.S. Distr...

Coldplay Wrote A ‘Game Of Thrones’ Musical & Peter Dinklage Is In It

peter dinklage If there were two things in pop culture that I would never put together, it would have to be Game of Thrones and Coldplay. It just... doesn't seem to fit. And yet, here we are, living in a world where Coldplay wrote a Game of Thrones musical for the charity broadcast Red Nose Day, and they even got Peter Dinklage to star in it! If you're not familiar with Red Nose Day, it's been happening in the UK for years, and this is the first year the US is doing it. Basically, it's a ton of comedic sketches featuring a to...

Bill Murray Got Drunk & Fell Off His Chair on MSNBC

bill murray falls After stopping by to bid David Letterman a fond farewell last night, Bill Murray hopped on over to MSNBC's The Last Word, where he proceeded to fall off his chair in a drunken stupor. Was he seriously drunk? Was he exhausted? Was this just another comedy bit? Who can say, but it did happen, so we should all just sit back and enjoy, no? Follow us on Twitter | Facebook...

Pamela Anderson Goes ‘Psycho’ For New PETA Ad

psycho pamela anderson PETA Pamela Anderson has been a pretty staunch support of PETA for a while and has done several ads for the animal rights organization over the years, so it's no surprise she's now released a new one in which she is - yet again - got naked, as you can see above. This time around, it's a Psycho re-make, which... I don't really get in relation to the issue at hand, but whatever! The California water situation is SERIOUS right now, but I'm a meat eater so while I can get behind this message in theo...

George Clooney Finally Tells Us How He Proposed to Amal

The Metropolitan Museum of Art's COSTUME INSTITUTE Benefit Celebrating the Opening of China: Through the Looking Glass - Red Carpet Arrivals George Clooney, silver fox that he is, married Amal Alamuddin last September, and things have been going swimmingly, it seems. However, his marriage - and his engagement, actually - all came as a pretty big surprise to most people, and they all want to know one important thing: how did it all go down?! If you're a Clooney fan and this question was on your mind, today's your lucky day, because George has finally spilled the beans. From CBS This Morning (via TIME): “It was completely unexpected, so finally I just said ‘Listen,...

Emily Blunt Is Not Happy About Cannes Film Festival Heels Rule

emily blunt You've probably heard this by now, but the Cannes Film Festival pissed a lot of people off this week when some women were turned away from a screening on Sunday because they weren't wearing high heels. Apparently heels are a requirement at Cannes, which means I will never be going to Cannes in my lifetime. Everyone thinks it's bullshit, especially Emily Blunt, who hates wearing heels (but clearly did so for the occasion). From US Weekly: "Yeah, that’s very disappointing," the Devil Wears...

Miley Cyrus Cries While Singing A Song About Her Dead Pet Fish

miley cyrus I'm not quite sure how many drugs - or what combination of them - Miley Cyrus was on when she broke down in tears as she sang a song dedicated to her dead pet blowfish, Pablow, but it almost doesn't matter, in a way. I'm so glad I'm alive in a time that's allowed me to see this spectacle, because it truly is... something else. Miley posted the video on her Facebook page and it seems to at least partially be in support of her Happy Hippy foundation. I suppose it's a bit rude of me to discr...

Gwyneth Paltrow’s Secrets To A Good Life: ‘Exercise, Laughing, Having Sex’

gwyneth paltrow I apologize if I made you vomit while you're trying to eat lunch with that headline. Yes, Gwyneth Paltrow did indeed count "having sex" as one of the activities she participates in on a daily basis in order to live her best life. On the cover of Women's Health, Gwyn tried to play it super cool and act like she's totally not uptight. She eats whatever she wants! Nothing's off limits! Exercise is fun, but shitty food is better! Isn't she so low key?! "My food philosophy is 'Nothing should be rule...

Nick Gordon Is Still Begging To See Bobbi Kristina In Hospital

bobbi kristina nick gordon As we all know, Bobbi Kristina isn't getting any better. She isn't getting any worse, either, but the only thing "worse" than her current condition would be death, so that's not saying much. While she's in hospital and her family continues to struggle with how to proceed, Nick Gordon is still hanging around, begging the to see Bobbi, even though he may have had a bit to do with the reason she's there to begin with. In a statement given to Us Weekly on Monday, May 18, Gordon's lawyers Randall M....

Jessica Alba May Quit Acting Forever

jessica alba This may come as a huge shock to you, and I don't want you to start panicking yet, but guys... Jessica Alba may quit acting altogether. I know some of you may be asking an ever-important question: When did Jessica Alba START acting? I don't know, either. But I do know she's constantly thinking of walking away from the biz to be the entrepreneur she was born to be at the Honest Company. From Hello!: “It’s tempting to leave acting completely? and focus on my company," Jessica admitted. "It...

Nicki Minaj & Beyonce’s “Feelin’ Myself” Video Is Amazing

nicki minaj feelin myself beyonce Taylor Swift may have stolen the internet on Sunday night with the "Bad Blood" video premiere, but Nicki Minaj and Beyonce kinda just outdid her with the release of "Feelin' Myself", which I think you can see from the screencap above is all kinds of amazing. Of course, if you want to see the whole thing, you have to subscribe to Jay-Z's bullshit music streaming service, Tidal, which will run you a cool $9.99 a month. Or you can just troll YouTube for when fans upload the full thing there and w...

Is Rebel Wilson A Pathological Liar?

rebel wilson Okay, so this is a bit of a strange one. As far as we know, Rebel Wilson is 29 years old, right? Well, some weirdo from her native Australia has come out of the woodworks and claimed that Rebel is actually a woman named Melanie Elizabeth Bownds, who's actually 36 and had a totally normal upbringing, not the crazy life she claims to have led. From Women's Day Australia: According to Rebel Wilson, she’s 29, was raised by dog-training “bogan” parents in the “ghetto” of Sydney, spe...