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Iggy Azalea Is Sorry She’s A Racist Homophobe

iggy azalea So, Iggy Azalea has already had to cancel her tour since no one wants to pay to see her stupid ass, but it seems the world's "no, thank you" response extends to free occasions, as well, as she's now pulled out of her scheduled performance at Pittsburgh Pride because, you know, she's said way too much racist and homophobic bullshit in her day for people to be happy about that gig. Things got so bad that even Pittsburgh City Council President Bruce Kraus spoke out against Iggy's inclusion a...

Even ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ Screenwriter Kelly Marcel Won’t Watch The Movie

fifty shades of grey We all know Fifty Shades of Grey is a disaster. The books were terrible, the movie was even worse (if that's even possible), and if that wasn't clear before, it will be now: turns out Kelly Marcel, the screenwriter who worked on the movie, won't even watch the finished product because it's just that awful. Marcel hated the experience of working on it so much, that's why EL James handed the job over to her husband for the sequel. Here's what Marcel had to say to Bret Easton Ellis on his po...

Chris Brown Still Loves Karrueche Tran, Apparently

chris brown You can say a lot of shit about Chris Brown (and believe me, I have and would love to say more), but I think we all have to admit that this asshole has balls of steel. Never has someone lacked self-awareness in such grandiose ways than Chris, despite having his actions repeatedly pointed out to him. Any criticism seems to go flying over his head, and the ability to self-assess his behavior and learn from past experiences just seems... well, pretty impossible to the guy. With that in mind, it's...

Khloe Kardashian Slams Liposuction Rumors From The Gym

khloe-kardashian-435 Khloe Kardashian has been looking a bit... different lately. Thinner but with a much, much bigger ass, to be exact - and this has led to speculation that she may have had liposuction to make it happen. Khloe didn't take too kindly to the accusations, despite the fact that her family is well known for their propensity for cosmetic procedures. She set the record straight on social media, as the Kardashians do, while also at the gym (clearly not working out if she's tweeting): I mean, to be fair, m...

Charlie Sheen Calls 911 Over Extreme Food Poisoning

charlie sheen The last time we heard from Charlie Sheen, he was defending Brian Williams' honour and clearly hitting the narcotics pretty hard again. It seems that may have been behind his call to 911 on Monday night, as a case of extreme food poisoning overtook him and he had to be rushed to hospital. From TMZ: Charlie Sheen had a medical emergency Monday night ... paramedics were called to his home after getting a call the actor had a bad case of food poisoning. We're told Charlie (or one of his peo...

Miley Cyrus Came Out As Bisexual At 14

Miley Cyrus has publicly dated men throughout her career, but a few months ago she let slip that she's had sexual relationships with women, as well, and didn't feel like it was a big deal. Now, in her new Paper mag feature (yeah, the one where she poses naked on the cover with a giant pig), she's opening up about just how long she's known she's attracted to women, and turns out, it goes all the way back to her early teenage years.
"I remember telling her I admire women in a different way. And [my mom] asked me what that meant. And I said, I love them. I love them like I love boys. And it was so hard for her to understand. She didn't want me to be judged and she didn't want me to go to hell. But she believes in me more than she believes in any god. I just asked for her to accept me. And she has." "I am literally open to every single thing that is consenting and doesn't involve an animal and everyone is of age, Everything that's legal, I'm down with. Yo, I'm down with any adult — anyone over the age of 18 who is down to love me. I don't relate to being boy or girl, and I don't have to have my partner relate to boy or girl. As long as you're not hurting anyone, your choices are your choices."
I know this is all a bit of a mess, but I do love that Miley pointed out consent - I know it seems silly, and out of nowhere, but she seems like she really has a handle on what she's doing, in a lot of ways. Do I think she'll always be like this? Of course not. She's really young and she's got endless money and opportunity, so she's just trying shit out because it feels good. However, she seems to be aware that other people and their feelings are important, so I really can't hate on the girl. There's some serious nudity behind the cut (the other photos from the shoot), so NSFW alert and all that. /> Miley Cyrus has publicly dated men throughout her career, but a few months ago she let slip that she's had sexual relationships with women, as well, and didn't feel like it was a big deal. Now, in her new Paper mag feature (yeah, the one where she poses naked on the cover with a giant pig), she's opening up about just how long she's known she's attracted to women, and turns out, it goes all the way back to her early teenage years. "I remember telling her I admire women in a different way. An...

Katy Perry Doesn’t Actually Have A Taylor Swift Diss Song Called “1984”

katy perry taylor swift We all know by now that Katy Perry and Taylor Swift have some "bad blood" between them, hyuck hyuck. It's all over some boring bullshit like Katy stealing some of Taylor's crew for her tour or something, even though it seems they were working for Katy before or whatever blah blah. I'd just like to remind everyone before we go any further that these are two GROWN ASS WOMEN going on like this. Okay, now we can proceed. So there were rumours floating around, as you probably remember, that Katy h...

Miley Cyrus Gets Naked With A Giant Pig

Well, you might as well move along, because there's nothing new to see here. It's just Miley Cyrus naked on a magazine cover - although to her credit, she did change it up this time by posing all muddy with a giant pig. Miley's Paper Mag cover will come out June 22 and it's part of their Summer Music Issue called "Use Your Voice". Miley will be talking a lot about her Happy Hippie Foundation, as well as how awesome her life is. Here's a quote:
"I was doing a show two nights ago, and I was wearing butterfly nipple pasties and butterfly wings. I'm standing there with my tits out, dressed like a butterfly. How the f--k is that fair? How am I so lucky?"
How, indeed.
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/> Well, you might as well move along, because there's nothing new to see here. It's just Miley Cyrus naked on a magazine cover - although to her credit, she did change it up this time by posing all muddy with a giant pig. Miley's Paper Mag cover will come out June 22 and it's part of their Summer Music Issue called "Use Your Voice". Miley will be talking a lot about her Happy Hippie Foundation, as well as how awesome her life is. Here's a quote: "I was doing a show two nights ago, and I was ...

Zoe Saldana Says Her Husband Insisted On Taking Her Last Name

zoe saldana marco perego Zoe Saldana is basically the worst with everything that ever comes out of her mouth, but whatever. I guess if we didn't have people who walked around with their heads stuck so far up their own asses, the world would be a boring place. The latest story Zoe felt we needed to hear was about the fact that her husband, Marco Perego, was just so desperate to take HER last name instead of the other way around after they got married. From InStyle (via Refinery29): "I tried to talk him out of it," ...

Jennifer Lopez’s Sexiness Could Land Her In Jail

jennifer lopez morocco Late last month, Jennifer Lopez performed at the Mawazine World Rhythms International Music Festival in Morocco, and everyone seemed to enjoy the performance. Well, not everyone, actually - apparently the concert was a little TOO sexy for some people's tastes and now she's being sued for it. From TMZ: J.Lo performed in the north African nation on May 29, and it was broadcast on public TV. The concert featured all the hallmarks of what we'd call a typical J.Lo show -- sexy dancing, skimpy ...

Beyonce Woke Fans Up At 8am To Tell Them To Go Vegan

beyonce vegan Beyonce had the Beyhive all crazy over the weekend by teasing that she was going to make a "big announcement" during her appearance on Good Morning America on Monday. Lazy bitches across the country got up super early to watch this live, only to find out that it wasn't a tour or a new album that was on Bey's mind, but her diet. Specifically, she wanted you to know first thing Monday morning that she's vegan and you should be, too. Literally, the entire appearance was to try and sell that sh...

Carey Mulligan Is Pregnant With Her First Child

carey mulligan We haven't talked about Carey Mulligan around here in quite a while - the last time was, in fact, when she was supposed to be playing Hillary Clinton in a biopic about the politician's life, which I don't think ever actually happened (probably for the best). We didn't even report when she got married to Mumford & Sons member Marcus Mumford back in April 2012, and shame on us. But that's all neither here nor there. The important news we ARE reporting on now is that Carey is pregnant and the pair are expecting their...