Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Cara Delevingne Is So Obnoxious

cara delevingne st vincent Cara Delevingne is bisexual, openly so, and has dated both men and women. Incidentally, I had no idea that she's dating St. Vincent, an indie musician who's pretty okay. It's a strange pairing, but they seem happy together, so good for them, I guess. Cara finally talked about the relationship for the first time in a new interview with Vogue, wherein she admitted that she's totally in love and has accepted her sexuality... before completely undoing that by yammering on about how much she still l...

Charlize Theron Iced Sean Penn Out Without Warning

charlize theron sean penn We know that Charlize Theron and Sean Penn have called off their engagement, but up until now we had no idea what actually went down. Did Sean's violent streak rear its ugly head? Did Charlize finally take off the rose-coloured glasses she's been wearing for the past 18 months? Who can say? What we do know is that Charlize is the one who ended it, and apparently it happened without warning. That's right, she totally cut him off out of nowhere. LOVE IT. "Charlize wasn't responding to his calls and texts," the source tells US Weekly. "She ju...

Tiger Woods Got The Bobby Flay Treatment At The US Open

tiger woods Tiger Woods absolutely choked during the first round of the US Open on Thursday, leaving many to wonder how in the hell this guy ever became a golf champion. Then again, he had reason to be a little distracted, considering he recently broke up with girlfriend Lindsey Vonn... and oh yeah, he got the Bobby Flay treatment when someone flew a plane banner reading "CHEATER" over the course. Yikes! I'll never really understand why men feel it's so hard to keep it in their pants, and also wh...

Being Britney Spears Is An Expensive Job

britney spears You've got to hand it to Britney Spears. She managed to turn a modicum of talent and personality (that's not shade - most of us aren't fascinating) in to millions and millions of dollars. How many millions? Well, according to a new financial report, Brit's worth an insane $45,982,505.75. Yes, that's about $46 million. Whaaaat? Of course, having all that money doesn't really mean anything when it costs so much simply to keep up the whole charade of being Britney Spears: Entertainer. So exactly how m...

Rose McGowan Airs Out Adam Sandler On Twitter

rose mcgowan Man, it has to really suck being an actress, right? Rose McGowan is beautiful and talented (and yes, a little eccentric), but she's not quite at the level where she doesn't have to audition for parts anymore. So, when she received a script this week, she was likely pretty thrilled at the prospect of going out for a great role... until she got to the notes attached to the end - and realized she'd be acting alongside walking bag of dicks Adam Sandler. casting note that came w/script I got today. For real. name of m...

Brandi Glanville Fired From ‘Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills’

brandi glanville Does anyone still watch Real Housewives of Beverly Hills? It was great back in the day, but I kinda feel like it's old hat now and all the fun of the earlier seasons is all but gone. If you do watch it, you might be interested to know that Brandi Glanville won't be returning to the show because she got the boot since everyone hates her. Sources connected with the show tell TMZ ... she's been difficult to work with and most of the girls don't want to work with her anymore. Several sources...

Janet Jackson Teases First New Song In Years

janet jackson Janet Jackson's last album, Discipline, came out back in 2008, which is a long ass time to go without releasing new music. But the hiatus is now over, and she's getting ready to go on a new tour and put out another album, called Unbreakable. In the meantime, she's shared 43 seconds of what we can assume is a new song, or at least one we've never heard before, anyway. I wanna tell you how important you are to me! Love J. #ConversationsInACafe https://t.co/hL2qtzC8If— Janet Jackson (@Jan...

Caitlyn Jenner Thanks Laverne Cox For Her Support

caitlyn jenner laverne cox Caitlyn Jenner has received an incredible amount of support and encouragement since revealing herself to the world last month, and it's been really inspiring to see. One of the biggest bits of support she's received from Hollywood has come from Laverne Cox, herself a trans woman who knows what it's like to go through something so monumental. Caitlyn was touched by the wonderful outpouring of love she received from Laverne, who posted a really sweet Tumblr note after Caitlyn's Vanity Fair sprea...

Zoe Saldana Says Hollywood Should Pay For Childcare

zoe saldana Zoe Saldana is pretty well known (in my book, at least) for saying dumb things more often than not, so I'm not at all surprised at the latest bit of horseshit that's come out of her mouth during an interview. As you know, Zoe recently gave birth to twins and she's loving being a mom. She also loves being famous and getting paid millions of dollars to be mediocre in movies. But that's not really enough compensation. Actually, Zoe thinks Hollywood needs to be paying for childcare for her kids, sin...

The New Madonna Video Is Really, Really Sad

bitch im madonna It's a pretty sad state of affairs for Madonna these days. Instead of being content with the fact that she's an absolute legend and going out on a high note, she's instead tried to cling to the whole 'young popstar' thing by competing (attempting to compete?) with the kids. Since that hasn't worked out all that well, she's decided that the old saying of "if you can't beat 'em, join 'em" is true, and she's copied off Taylor Swift to create a star-studded video for her new single, "Bitch, I'm Madonna"...

Sean Penn & Charlize Theron Call Off Engagement

sean penn charlize theron It was only 7 months ago that Charlize Theron and Sean Penn got engaged after they'd been dating for about a year. Unfortunately, I'm not here to tell you that they've finally set a date and are about to exchange vows. In fact, it's quite the opposite. It turns out, the engagement is over, as is their relationship. That's right: Peron (that's totally my fake name for them that I just made up right this second) are DUNZO. Praise the lord! One insider tells US Weekly that the high-profile pair, ...

Bobbi Kristina’s Aunt Leolah Brown Unleashes Facebook Rant Against Pat Houston

bobbi kristina Pat Houston is one of the co-executors of Bobbi Kristina's estate while she's in the hospital, alongside Bobby Brown. And while reports recently leaked that Bobbi Kristina was being taken out of hospital and will go home to pass away peacefully since she's made no improvements since being admitted to hospital in January. These are lies apparently perpetuated by the Houston side of the family, and Bobbi's aunt Leolah Brown is not having it anymore. She unleashed a righteous rant on Facebook, as you do, and here...