Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Luke Wilson Is Getting $438k From His Former Assistant

luke wilson Usually, when you hear of a court case between a celebrity and a former assistant, the financial reward goes to the ex-employee. Not so for Luke Wilson's case against his Charles Lodi, Wilson's old assistant who was caught red-handed racking up over $100,000 worth of charges on Wilson's credit cards. Now, Lodi will have to pay back over $438,000 after a court ruling in California this week. A judge awarded Wilson $438k from Charles Lodi -- the former employee he sued for using his credit card...

Scott Disick Doesn’t Believe Kourtney Kardashian Breakup Is Permanent

kourtney kardashian scott disick Scott Disick is an absolute mess. He's got drug and alcohol issues out the ass that he refuses to get under control, he's a cheater, a terrible father, a narcissist... need I go on? I don't think so. And while pretty much anyone with a brain in their head is stoked that Kourtney Kardashian finally had enough sense to kick his ass to the curb, Scott's not sweating it because he's confident she'll take him back in no time and this breakup isn't permanent. "Scott says that he's doing fine," the source says. "He says that he is not upset that the relationship ...

Tom Selleck Accused Of Stealing Trucks Full Of Water For His Avocado Ranch

tom selleck Haven't heard anything from Tom Selleck in a while, have we? Well, unfortunately this news isn't good news - more like news of him being an asshole. The water situation in California isn't great right now, so people who live in the state have been urged to cut down on their consumption for the greater good. One person who hasn't heeded that advice is Tom, who is accused of stealing truckloads worth of water for his avocado ranch! The Blue Bloods star has been accused by the Calleguas Municipal ...

Bill Cosby Statue Removed From Disney World

bill cosby After the revelations that Bill Cosby admitted to acquiring quaaludes in order to drug women into having sex with him, the whole world is finally seeing Cosby for the disgusting rapist he is (except maybe Whoopi Goldberg) and no one wants anything to do with him. To that end, Disney World has removed the statute of Cosby that was in their park, and GOOD RIDDANCE TO IT! From Variety: The bronze bust was taken down from Disney’s Hollywood Studios theme park on Tuesday night, a spokesman told...

Tyga Sent Dick Pics To A Transgender Model But Says He Didn’t Cheat On Kylie

tyga kylie jenner Raise your hand if you're surprised by this: Kylie Jenner's grown ass, underage-dating boyfriend, Tyga, has been caught sending dick pics to a transgender model. There's one small catch, of course: Tyga says that while it is indeed his dick in the pics that were texted, he didn't send them because he would never cheat on his 17-year-old girlfriend. Of course not! Tyga's lawyer, Lee Hutton, tells TMZ he believes the rapper is the victim of a conspiracy designed to "maliciously shame" him. While the p...

Ariana Grande Is Sorry For Licking Donuts & Saying She Hates America

ariana grande Ariana Grande has always been known by pretty much anyone who's ever encountered her as a major bitch, and it seems like she's on a mission to prove that right at every available opportunity. You may have heard that Ariana and her new boyfriend went to a donut shop where she decided to LICK THE MERCHANDISE, spit on it, and fat shame everyone, saying that she hates Americans and America, leading me to think, "Well, fuck off, then!" The owner of the donut shop, called Wolfee Donuts (that's the ...

Jennifer Lopez Bought Casper Smart A New Toy

jennifer lopez casper smart Okay, here's what I don't get. Jennifer Lopez is hot as hell, she's rich, she's... moderately talented (???) and could likely have any man she wants. So why the hell does she keep getting with these scrubs? Marc Anthony was one, and now Casper Smart? Just when she thought she'd freed herself from the man-child, they got back together and now they're walking around having a grand old time, Jennifer acting like a normal person, Casper on his shiny little toy hoverboard/fake Segway? I really ...

Reminder: Laura Prepon Is An Insane Scientologist

laura prepon You might be having a grand old time enjoying Laura Prepon as Alex Vause on Orange is the New Black, but I thought I'd take this opportunity to remind you that in real life, Laura is actually a devoted Scientologist who did an INSANE and non-sensical interview for the Church's Celebrity Magazine. Because yes, Scientology has its own celeb rag. I'll warn you now that none of this will make any sense to you (unless, of course, you're also a Scientologist, in which case, why are you here?!), but nonet...

Sarah Jessica Parker Reveals Dumb Reason She’s Not A Feminist

sarah jessica parker I feel like Sarah Jessica Parker is one of those people that really does mean well, but when she speaks, she doesn't really think about what she's saying and it comes out as one big clusterfuck. She's a smart(-ish) woman, and seemingly a kind one, and yet sometimes she comes off as so incredibly clueless that I don't even know where to begin. Her latest commentary on why she's not a feminist in the new issue of Cosmopolitan hits a particularly clueless note, but let's let her have her say, shall we? "...

Scott Disick Refused To Leave His Vacation After Being Caught Cheating

scott disick Last weekend, Scott Disick was photographed cuddling with a woman that was certainly not Kourtney Kardashian, basically proving that his priorities now lie in partying and cheating on her and not being faithful and raising his three kids. Scott and Kourtney have since broken up, thank god, but it seems Scott's not too broken up about that. In fact, he refused to come home from his vacation when the photos were published and Kourtney found out. "He wouldn't go home, even though people told h...

Here’s Justin Bieber’s Naked Butt Just For You — PHOTO

  justin bieber butt edited  Sorry for those of you who are busy eating your breakfast - you probably won't have much of an appetite after this. Justin Bieber thought it'd be a great idea to treat his fans to a lovely view of his bare backside on Instagram during the early hours of Tuesday morning, so he posted a picture of... his bare backside standing on the side of a boat and looking at a mountain in the distance. Justin captioned the shot "Look" and that's it. Look at his ass? Look at the mountain in th...

Whoopi Goldberg Is Still Defending Bill Cosby

whoopi goldberg bill cosby Sigh. You would think after all we've been through, after all we've seen and what we know now, we'd all be on the same page about this whole "Bill Cosby is a rapist" thing. Here's the short version, in case you need a shortcut version:Bill Cosby is a rapist. He actually admitted in a recorded deposition to acquiring quaaludes he planned to give to women to coerce them into having sex with him; that's an undisputed fact. So how could someone like Whoopi Goldberg, who has always been a staunch ...