Today's Evil Beet Gossip

President Obama Speaks Out On Bill Cosby

bill cosby barack obama You know you're a raging shitbag when the POTUS has to speak out against your horrendous acts. Barack Obama slammed Bill Cosby yesterday while addressing concerns many have raised about the fact that Cosby, a serial rapist (among other things), was given the Presidential Medal of Freedom back in 2002. The sexual assault awareness group PAVE (Promoting Awareness / Victim Empowerment) had called for Cosby's medal to be revoked, but Obama unfortunately said that there is "no precedent" for stripping someone of...

Lena Dunham Feels Fat Next To Taylor Swift & Her Model Friends

taylor swift lena dunham I have to be honest - I really love Taylor Swift's 1989 album, but I'm so glad I haven't gone to see her on tour, because this whole "I'll bring out every celebrity I know on stage" thing she's got going on is SO obnoxious and overplayed. Like, we know you know every supermodel ever. Oh look, Taylor Swift even got the US Women's Soccer Team! Golly, isn't she swell?! I'm not feeling it... and neither, apparently, is Lena Dunham, who was one of the celebs who came out on stage during a recent show...

Serena Williams Waxes Her Eyebrows After Twitter Bullying

serena williams Serena Williams is one of the greatest athletes to ever live, and that's not up for debate. Last weekend, she won her 21st Grand Slam title (her 6th in a row) and continued her reign as the World's No. 1 seeded female tennis player (I'd love to see her play the likes of Federer or Djokovic, too - I bet she could beat them). And yet, instead of celebrating this fantastic display of female strength and power, many people on social media were more concerned with Serena's eyebrows. Because, of c...

Jesse Eisenberg Compares Comic-Con To Genocide

jesse eisenberg Honestly, I've never seen the appeal of Jesse Eisenberg. Rather than being a naturally awkward yet slightly endearing eccentric, he comes off as a try-hard hipster whose contrived ineptitude is used as an excuse for him to act like a complete ass. Take, for instance, his recent comments on Comic-Con. Jesse went to Comic-Con since he was contractually obligated to promote his role as Lex Luther in Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice. Anyone who's familiar with Comic-Con knows it's a crazy (yet...

Bethenny Frankel Dating ‘Modern Family’s Eric Stonestreet

bethenny frankel eric stonestreet Well, this is some... unexpected news. Bethenny Frankel has been single for a while now, ever since she ended her marriage to Jason Hoppy in 2012. Well, her romantic luck seems to be changing, because apparently she's involved with Modern Family actor Eric Stonestreet, which... what? E! was the first to report the news - here's what they had to say: While the relationship news may be new to many of us, these two have been enjoying each other's company casually for a few months now. The pair were all smiles for the camera wh...

Whoopi Goldberg: ‘Bill Cosby Is A Serial Rapist’

whoopi goldberg bill cosby Looks like someone finally sat Whoopi Goldberg down and warned her that her career was going to be more over than it already is if she didn't shape up soon, because she's suddenly changed her tune when it comes to Bill Cosby. While up until a few days ago, Whoopi was staunchly defending Bill and spewing her standard victim-blaming BS. Not anymore! Now Whoopi is calling Bill a "serial rapist" and acting like she's seen the light. This change of heart came courtesy of a legal expert Whoopi b...

One Direction’s Louis Tomlinson Is Going To Be A Father

louis tomlinson briana jungwirth Uh oh, looks like someone forgot to wrap it up. One Direction band member Louis Tomlinson got someone knocked up! The lucky gal is 23-year-old Briana Jungwirth, whom Louis only started sleeping with a couple of months back, after he ended his relationship with longtime girlfriend Eleanor Calder in mid-March. Pardon my french, but it seems he didn't waste much time before falling dick-deep in someone else. This whole thing is a hot ass mess, but at least he's rich enough to support his offspring, I guess. “Louis is...

Bran Stark Returning To ‘Game of Thrones’ Season 6

bran stark If you breathed a sigh of relief last season because Bran Stark and his dumb visions fucked off into some part of Westeros that we were lucky enough not to have to deal with, then I'm sorry to tell you that you're about to be very disappointed. Isaac Hempstead Wright, who plays Bran, has confirmed that Bran will be back for Game of Thrones Season 6. WHY, GOD, WHY?! From The Irish Examiner: “I can’t say a lot but I am back this season, and it’s going to get particularly interesting w...

Justin Bieber’s Lip Sync Battle Is… Something Else

justin bieber lip sync battle Justin Bieber's latest mission is to try and endear himself to the general public again. We all loved him (well, most people did) back when he was just a precocious Canadian kid with obnoxious but obscenely catchy music. Then he went off the rails and everyone hated him, and he wants to change that, get back to his roots. In order to do this, he's really putting himself out there and getting silly, by doing things like performing "Girls Don't Cry" on Lip Sync Battle this week. At first I thou...

Farrah Abraham Wants Her Own Sex-Themed Talk Show

farrah abraham Farrah Abraham doesn't generally say anything I want to hear about on any topic, to be completely honest. Then again, plastic surgery and the joys of anal sex aren't really my thing, so perhaps that's why. But Farrah, who recently appeared on the Season 2 finale of Botched to discuss her messed up lip implants, wants to take her message to the mainstream, and as she told Entertainment Weekly in a new interview that Brody Jenner shouldn't be the one getting his own sex talk show - which, incid...

Kristen Stewart Waxes Poetic About Her Own Self-Growth

kristen stewart I find Kristen Stewart quite enjoyable. She seems pretty down-to-earth, she's not into the whole Hollywood bullshit thing, she's cute, whatever. She's okay in my books. But one thing I will say is that homegirl really thinks she's some deep intellectual who's so ~in tune~ with her innermost soul and has an understanding of the world that many others lack. It's the kind of thinking you'd expect from a 17-year-old hipster, but not from a 25-year-old, so it's a bit concerning. But whatever, her...

Scott Disick ‘Keeping Up With The Kardashians’ Checks Will Keep Coming

scott disick Scott Disick is out of the Kardashian Kash Kab for now since his longtime fool partner Kourtney Kardashian has finally kicked his ass to the kurb for his partying and cheating ways, but he's not all that upset about it. In fact, he doesn't care either way whether or not he's cut out of the empire, because he gets paid for Keeping Up With The Kardashians whether or not he actually appears in any episodes, as per his contract with E! From TMZ: Our sources tell us "Keeping Up with the Kardashian...