Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Miranda Lambert Denies Cheating, Accuses Blake Instead

blake shelton miranda lambert Oh God, will this ever end? When Blake Shelton and Miranda Lambert announced their divorce, no one was really all that shocked. No one even cared when they heard it was over alleged infidelity, because of course it was. Blake accused Miranda of having an affair, which she vehemently denied. Instead, she says he's the one who cheated, and frankly, it's looking like that just might be the case, given that his mistress Cady Groves has been all kinds of sloppy on Twitter the past couple of days. ...

Kourtney Kardashian Wants Full Custody Of Her 3 Kids With Scott Disick

kourtney kardashian kids Kourtney Kardashian has, for most intents and purposes, been a single parent all along. Sure, Scott Disick donated his sperm, but he's been too busy sharing it with other women and snorting lines of coke off their asses to worry about raising his kid. Now that the relationship is finally over, Kourtney has been meeting with lawyers to protect her assets - and to file for full custody of Mason, Penelope and Reign. Kourtney Kardashian has met with top Hollywood divorce attorney, "disso queen" Laur...

Bill Cosby Wants His Sexual Assault Settlement Money Back

bill cosby Aw, poor Bill Cosby. He thought throwing money at one of his sexual assault victims would make the whole thing go away, never to be heard of again. Only then, the truth about his disgusting, predatory ways found its way out, and he's not happy about it. How dare people know he has drugged literally dozens upon dozens of women (that we know about) to coerce them into having sex with him! I mean, can't a man have a private life?! Anyway, he wants his money back from Andrea Constand, the woman who was the subject o...

Katy Perry Weighs In On Taylor Swift’s Cluelessness

katy perry nicki minaj taylor swift Well, I suppose it was only a matter of time. After Nicki Minaj's frustration with the MTV VMAs (and the music industry at large) prompted Taylor Swift to open her mouth and promptly stick her foot in it while showing the world what an arrogant, self-absorbed asshole she is, celebrities started weighing in. However, one voice rose above the rest and oh, it was glorious (even if it was vaguely nonsensical). Katy Perry, do your thing. Finding it ironic to parade the pit women against other women argument about as o...

Bindi Irwin Has A Boyfriend Now!

bindi irwin The last we heard from Bindi Irwin, she was telling girls to cover up and stop dressing like sluts and start seeing life like she does: through rose-coloured, animal-loving glasses. It seems she's done a lot of growing up in this past year, because she's started dating and has even met that special someone! "There is someone special in my life right now, and I'm really happy with that," Bindi told ET. "Life is wonderful at the moment." Bindi didn't reveal her boyfriend's name, but she has been ...

Melanie Griffith & Antonio Banderas Are Officially Divorced

melanie griffith antonio banderas I told you there was a lot of divorce news today! Back in June 2014, Melanie Griffith filed for divorce from Antonio Banderas after an impressive 18 year run, but it seemed their split was at a stand-still since then. Until now, that is. TMZ reports that the split is now a done deal and their marriage is officially over. Court records show both signed the necessary legal docs to become officially single after 18 years of marriage. Melanie was asking for full custody of their daughter, Stella, and also wanted spousal support. T...

Celine Dion Is Raking In The Cash In Vegas & Doesn’t Regret A Thing

celine dion We all know that Las Vegas is where washed up old pop stars go to die, but one of the first big divas to do it in the '00s was Celine Dion, who was still technically at her height. She was past the whole "My Heart Will Go On" craze, of course, but she was still killin' it on the adult contemporary charts and didn't really need to give up just yet. However, a Vegas residency at Caesars Palace would give her stability and a place to be with her husband and her son and build a life in a way that wa...

Kanye West Has Naked Amber Rose Pics On His Computer & Kim Kardashian’s Not Happy

kim kanye amber Let's take a divorce break (for now) and keep up with the Kardashians (heh) by reporting on the fact that Kim Kardashian is apparently piiiiiissed at Kanye West over the fact that he still has naked pics of ex-girlfriend Amber Rose on his computer. You may remember Kanye's slut-shaming bullshit in which he claimed that he had to "take 30 showers" after dating her, but apparently she's still good enough to look at naked and jerk off over, if this news is true! From Closer (via the Mirror): The ...

Khloe Kardashian & Lamar Odom Are Finally Getting Divorced

khloe kardashian lamar odom The next case we'll hear in celebrity divorce court today has to do with Khloe Kardasian and Lamar Odom. It's been a long, long time coming for these two - Khloe filed the papers back in late 2013, but Lamar had been refusing to sign them, even saying that he hoped for a reunion despite his incessant cheating and serious drug habit. It seems, however, that the drama is finally coming to an end, and they're moving forward with plans to end their marriage for good. From TMZ: Khloe and Lamar bot...

Blake Shelton Suspected Miranda Lambert Of Cheating

blake shelton miranda lambert Prepare yourself for a deluge of divorce news this morning, because there seems to be a ton of it, as you'll soon see. We'll start off with Blake Shelton and Miranda Lambert, who managed to stay together for a decade before finally throwing in the towel. We already know that Blake's the one that filed the divorce papers, and no one's surprised that cheating has been involved in this whole thing, but Blake wants everyone to know it was Miranda who he's certain cheated, not him. From TMZ: Multiple sources familiar with the situation tel...

Taylor Swift Makes An Ass Of Herself In Nicki Minaj VMA Tweets

taylor swift nicki minaj Oh Christ on crutches. Y'all know I love Taylor Swift('s music), but I'm embarrassed for the spectacle she's making of herself on Twitter right now. Here's the deal: the MTV Video Music Award nominations came out yesterday, and there weren't a whole lot of surprises. Nicki Minaj got some nominations, but Taylor was nominated in, like, every category, even though, let's be real, the "Blank Space" video was in no way spectacular or even special. I wasn't necessarily a fan of Nicki's "Anaconda" vid...

2015 MTV Video Music Award Nominations Are Here

2015 mtv video music awards I don't think I've watched an MTV awards show in the past decade, at least, but the MTV Video Music Awards are still a thing and people seem to love them, so what do I know? The nominations for this year's ceremony - which is usually held in September - are here, and there aren't many surprises in the major categories. Nominations are below, and you can vote in these categories, if you feel so inclined. I'm too lazy to do any of that, but I'll italicize my choices just for fun. These are t...