Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Simon Cowell Helped Zayn Malik Get His Solo Record Deal

simon cowell zayn malik Zayn Malik left One Direction a few months ago after he was caught cheating yet again and his fiance, Little Mix's Perrie Edwards, had had enough. Of course, it was only a matter of time before he got a solo deal, because he's far too used to the fame and money already to just walk away from it for good to live a "normal life", as he tried to claim. Incidentally, Simon Cowell, who signed One Direction, was instrumental in helping him get that deal, and Zayn's solo career is officially a go! ...

Demi Lovato’s Dog Buddy Killed By Coyotes

demi lovato buddy Ugh, I can't deal with sad animal stories. I love my dog way too much and can't imagine being without him, so animals dying/getting sick, etc. really destroy me. Unfortunately, that's the kind of story I have to report today: Demi Lovato and Wilmer Valderrama's dog Buddy has been killed after he was taken by coyotes that wandered into her backyard at her California home. Noooooo! :( Here's the message Demi posted on Twitter following Buddy's death: Really terrible. Poor little dog probab...

Law & Order Director Jason “Jace” Alexander Arrested On Child Porn Charges

jason alexander Well, this is pretty awful. We all love Law & Order in all of its incarnations (SVU is the best, though, obviously) and have watched every episode about 100 times. That has little to do with anything, but it came to mind upon hearing the news that L&O director Jason "Jace" Alexander has been arrested on charges of child pornography. From People: Westchester Country District Attorney, Janet DiFiore, announced in a statement on Wednesday that Alexander has been charged with one felony count of ...

Tina Fey & Jane Krakowski Channel Beyonce Because Of Course — VIDEO

tina jane I'm not sure how many of you have watched Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt on Netflix, but it's worth a watch if you like ludicrous comedy and were a fan of 30 Rock - it's not quite as good as 30 Rock, but it is like the older show's little sister, and it has some truly hilarious moments. Oh, and Jane Krakowski pretty much plays Jenna Maroney all over again, which is brilliant. There's also Tituss Burgess, who's really funny and kind of stole the show/is responsible for many of Unbreakable Kimmy Sch...

Kylie Jenner Celebrating Her 18th Birthday In Canada

kylie jenner Kylie Jenner is less than two weeks away from turning 18, and you know what that means! Well, it doesn't mean anything, actually, since she's been acting like she's a grown ass woman for a long time, and nothing has ever come of her illegal (and gross) behaviour. However, to avoid being caught by police as she gets drunk as hell when celebrating her birthday on August 10th, she's decided to party it up in Canada, instead, where 18 is the legal drinking age. And, never one to miss out on an opportunity to get more attention/make even more money, she's hosting some club event while she's t...

Michael Fassbender Is The Sexiest Man Alive

michael fassbender I've never really cared much about Michael Fassbender either way, to be honest - not really my cup of tea, in many respects - but I do know that he's been pretty universally desired by straight ladies and gay men ever since he got his dick out in Shame a few years back, and that general idea of him being super hot has prevailed ever since. So much so, apparently, that he's been voted the Sexiest Man Alive by Moviefancentral, a super popular social media site focused on all things movies. ...

Terrence Howard Sued By Ex-Wife Over Alleged Vicious Beating

terrence howard michelle ghent Terrence Howard is notoriously pretty gross in every way, which is unfortunate since he has a wife and two small children and I'm kinda terrified for anyone who has to be in his presence - especially after hearing the alleged beating he gave his ex-wife while in Costa Rica in 2013. From TMZ: Terrence Howard's ex-wife isn't done with him quite yet. She just filed a lawsuit, claiming he beat her within an inch of her life. Michelle Ghent claims she and Terrence were at a rental house in Costa Rica i...

Ben Affleck Has Been Dating His Kids’ Ex-Nanny

ben affleck jennifer garner Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner decided to end their marriage once that pre-nup became null and void just after their 10 year anniversary last month, and while no one really knows what went on there, most of us are pretty sure it had to do with cheating/gambling on Ben's behalf. In fact, the latest reports suggest that Ben's been dating the ex-nanny to their kids, a relationship that started before he and Garner even ended their relationship. Yikes! Nearly one month after announcing the end of his ...

Bobbi Kristina’s Death Could Fall On Nick Gordon, According To D.A.

bobbi kristina nick gordon Bobbi Kristina Brown only passed away last weekend, and authorities are already pouncing on the possibility of charging her boyfriend Nick Gordon with manslaughter over her death. Given that he allegedly has a history of abuse, theft, and drug use (I say "allegedly" even though I'd put money on it being true), I'm sure he had more than a bit of a hand in her tragic situation. Bobbi Kristina's boyfriend, Nick Gordon, is in the crosshairs of prosecutors who want to charge him with involuntary ...

Khloe Kardashian Complex Cover Is… Something Else

complex Khloe Kardashian has spent the time following her split from Lamar Odom in the gym, where she's been working tirelessly to get her body in check. There have also been ass injections to an insane degree, but that's not particularly newsworthy since I'm pretty sure the Kardashian/Jenner family has the ass injector on speed dial. What has her hard work wrought? A Complex magazine cover where she got to show that ass off. Of course, people had shit to say and Khloe wasn't happy about it. She worked har...

Who Broke Into Rob Schneider’s House?

rob schneider It's been a long ass time since we've talked about Rob Schneider, and while that's probably for the best for the sake of all of our sanity, there's now actual news - albeit not very positive news. It seems his house was burglarized and among the things he lost was an old Willie Mays baseball card worth nearly $200k. In other words, Rob's retirement plan just got stolen. From TMZ: Rob Schneider's home was burglarized Friday night and uber-expensive jewelry was taken, but nothing as expensi...

Kylie Jenner Wears Crude Shirt & Internet Goes Crazy

kylie jenner Kylie Jenner might not put her whole life on social media - what she doesn't show is private is documented for Keeping Up with the Kardashians - but what she does put up generally falls into one of two camps: a hot ass mess or pretty offensive. A Snapchat post she put up this week has fallen into the latter camp, since it shows Kylie, still 17 just FYI, wearing a really gross t-shirt and being quite proud about it. Yes, it says "Eat Me Out". Yes, it's ugly. No, Kylie doesn't give a shit. ...