Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Mila Kunis Won’t Diet Just Because She’s An Actress

Sure, it's pretty stupid for someone who's already skinny as hell to take a stand against dieting (that's like me taking a stand for going to bed at 9pm on Fridays - already done!), but Mila Kunis gets a pass because I feel like it. And because she's pretty great. From The Sydney Telegraph:
"You know, I stay fit, but I dieted for Black Swan. I think it's OK to do that for the part, but not just for being an actor," she explains. "Actors [in Hollywood] starve themselves to play the normal girl - which, for me, is an issue. If someone's playing a sick person then it's OK for them to diet for the part. But to diet just to play the love interest or the girl next door, that's absolutely not OK. You shouldn't starve yourself; you should be able to live your life."
I mean, do I necessarily believe that Mila Kunis doesn't diet, or at least seriously watch what she eats and work out 4-5 days per week to stay her shape? Not really, but it doesn't really bother me in her case, mostly because she has a small frame and probably a high metabolism. You know, whatever. As a side note, I hate the tendencies stars have to insist that they don't really do much to look as good as they do. Like, homegirl, we know you spent your first check on new teeth, hair extensions and a personal trainer. I'm not hatin'! (If anyone wants to foot the bill so I can get some Lumineers, holler at me.) Mila also stayed her chill self as she expressed her personal philosophy to being grounded in the midst of celebrity life:
"I do take a conscious effort to step back and acknowledge where I'm at, and at least appreciate it," she explains. "I often think to myself, this is great for what it is, but now it's time to move on. You have to be present and stay in the moment or you get completely caught up, and miss so many things. I've been doing this for 20 years - I know, crazy - but it's my career, and while I love what I do, it's showbiz. It's grand and it's wonderful, but it's not real life. Even though people think it is real life."
I don't know how many people (who aren't idiots) think it's real life, but I do agree that it's good to stay present and appreciative regardless of your path in life. Also, Mila Kunis has been acting for 20 years? /> Sure, it's pretty stupid for someone who's already skinny as hell to take a stand against dieting (that's like me taking a stand for going to bed at 9pm on Fridays - already done!), but Mila Kunis gets a pass because I feel like it. And because she's pretty great. From The Sydney Telegraph: "You know, I stay fit, but I dieted for Black Swan. I think it's OK to do that for the part, but not just for being an actor," she explains. "Actors [in Hollywood] starve themselves to play the normal girl...

Chloe Moretz Is Too Damn Grown at 15

If there's one thing I hate, it's teenagers. They're the worst. Ever. That's a general statement, but there's also a particular brand of teenager that chaps my hide rawer than all the rest, and that's the ones that think they're mini adults. I'm sad to announce to you all that I fear Chloe Moretz is beginning to fall into that category. "But no!" you say. "She was so good in Kick-Ass/500 Days of Summer/Let the Right One In (shitty remake - the Swedish is better!)/30 Rock/blah blah." That may be the case, b...

Frank Ocean Is Classy, Won’t Press Charges On Chris Brown

Don't expect much coverage of the walking skidmark on humanity's underwear that is Chris Brown here at Evil Beet now that I'm running the joint. Before he hit the spotlight, I never knew it was possible to hold so much ire for someone you've never met. Everything he does disgusts me, as does the way he looks, speaks, tweets, sings... need I go on? So this story isn't really about him so much as it is about Frank Ocean, Brown's polar opposite in every way: he's a talented musician, he doesn't hit w...

Keri Russell Thinks Real Life Is Kinda Just As Good As Being Famous

Ah, Keri Russell - another actress who seems relatively mediocre yet charmingly... charming and could stand being in more films/TV shows. I mean, Felicity (girl, that hair!) was over in 2002 and the amazingness that was Waitress came out long enough ago that it's been syndicated on network TV (2007, IMDB tells me), so what's the deal? Well, it's simple: she kinda doesn't care all that much about being famous and thinks having kids and a partner - and, you know, a normal life - are pretty swell, too. From Parade:
"I like working hard, but my life outside of my career is equally important to me. Maybe I’m not ambitious enough, but I’m just as interested in my friends and my relationship with my family."
She and husband Shane Deary have two kids together - a 5-year-old and a 1-year-old - and Russell credits motherhood with gifting her with a strong grip on reality:
"You instantly become less selfish. You can’t be the biggest person in the world anymore—they are. It really grounds you."
I think it's kind of bullshit when people act like you need to have kids in order to get your head out of your own ass, but I suppose we're all on our own paths in life. Namaste... or whatever. /> Ah, Keri Russell - another actress who seems relatively mediocre yet charmingly... charming and could stand being in more films/TV shows. I mean, Felicity (girl, that hair!) was over in 2002 and the amazingness that was Waitress came out long enough ago that it's been syndicated on network TV (2007, IMDB tells me), so what's the deal? Well, it's simple: she kinda doesn't care all that much about being famous and thinks having kids and a partner - and, you know, a normal life - are pretty swe...

Mike Tyson Thinks Justin Bieber is “Pretty Awesome”

It's the weekend, and what better way to spend a Saturday than to feature stories with crazy people? I leave you today with a little gem from your favorite bird-loving banned boxer, Mike Tyson, who - besides his fondness for his avian friends - also really loves... Justin Bieber? From MTV News: "I just think he's pretty awesome," Tyson said, "And I think his cut with Big Sean ['As Long As You Love Me'] was pretty awesome too." Tyson then further emphasized this point by singing a few lines from a Bieber tune (though, to be honest, we're ...

Amanda Bynes’ Weed Loving Ways Maybe Got Her Kicked Out of Her NYC Apartment

Amanda Bynes loves a lot of things: In-n-Out burgers, hitting things with her car and driving away, bizarre facial piercings... the list goes on and on. However, there's one thing in particular that gets the She's The Man star's heart a-flutter (literally and figuratively): a puff of the sweet Mary Jane. Listen, I'm not here to judge - I may or may not have smoked enough in my early 20s to keep coffee shops in Amsterdam afloat for the next ten years, but then I, you know, grew up and got my li...

Lady GaGa Thinks She’s Queen of the Universe, Isn’t Feeling Your Blue Collar Woes

Lady GaGa is one crazy bitch. We all know it, even the lady herself, who seems to derive not a small amount of catharsis from being balls-to-the-wall insane at every available opportunity. Sure, she's got her good sides - she's a great ally for LGBT equality, supports mental health counseling and the Fame Monster EP was absolutely killer - but let's be frank: homegirl ain't right. Stefani Germanotta (that's right, I went there) was on some next level f*ckery in court earlier this week in New York City, where she was forced to appea...

Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem Are Having Another Hot Baby

Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem are hot, hot, hot (that's caliente, for our Latina audience) and the best way to perpetuate hotness is by procreating, thereby passing it on to future generations. Then again, it could go the other way and the hotness from the parents could cancel one another out, creating one fugly child. Considering they've already done this successfully once before, though, we'll assume the new baby is going to be muy guapo/a. Shut up, I have to put four years of Spanish to use somehow. ...

Christina Ricci’s Been Secretly Engaged For Months

-- Oh, Christina Ricci, an actress for whom my feelings teeter perilously between "who gives a shit?" and "eh, whatever". Of course, she was great in The Addams Family and I still have Black Snake Moan at somewhere around the 267th place in my Netflix queue. Beyond that, I've always found her to be a bit alien-headed but generally innocuous. But we're not here to discuss her relative "meh"-ness, we're here to celebrate her engagement! Turns out, Christina's been secretly engaged (gasp!) to lon...

Drew Barrymore Doesn’t Want Her Daughter to Be Famous

Drew Barrymore has been a celebrity for yonks - can you believe E.T. was made in 1982, 30 years ago??? - and it hasn't always been smooth sailing. There was drug addiction and promiscuity and all kinds of debauchery, and it was unclear whether she would ever really get her life together. Well, spoiler alert: SHE TOTALLY HAS. After marrying longtime boyfriend Will Koppelman, the couple welcomed a baby girl, Olive, late last year. Parenthood changes a lot of people - most people, really - an...

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Lindsay Lohan is ready for a new lawyer already - good luck, sucker who takes on that job [The Superficial] Tom Cruise hopes a $24 million Hawaiian mansion will lure Suri to his side [Celebitchy] How I Met Your Mother will have one more season [Starpulse] Taylor Swift is inconsolable over her Harry Styles breakup [The Frisky] Justin Bieber's car had another run-in with police [TMZ] Russell Brand swears that he's not dating Demi Moore [Socialite Life] Lady GaGa bores the int...

Jennifer Lawrence Was Shocked to Learn that Her Breasts Are Uneven

Jennifer Lawrence is a pretty sexy lady, yeah? She looks great, but she also has a really goofy personality and doesn't take herself too seriously - two great traits to have in life, let alone celebrity life. Whether she's learning how to shoot a bow and arrow from an Olympic archer or her dress is falling apart on national television, she's just generally chill, which I like. Not much seems to rattle her - well, until she found out that her breasts - like most women's who haven't had plastic ...