Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Donald Trump Thinks Beyoncé Shouldn’t Dance So Sexy

It's no secret that Donald Trump is a Grade A asshole for a variety of reasons - he's homophobic, racist, pro-guns... blah blah blah. But the entrepreneur took it to a whole new level of nasty when he criticised the queen this week. That's right: Donald Trump thinks Beyoncé was way too sexy at the Super Bowl. From The Howard Stern Show (via BET.com): Calling into the Howard Stern Show to discuss a variety of topics, Trump got into dialogue about lip-syncing and was led into the issue o...

Someone Call 911: Adele Has Lost Her Damn Mind, Compliments Chris Brown

Remember how excited we all got when the above photo of Adele seemingly giving Chris Brown a piece of her mind during the Grammys hit the internet? Ah, those were the days. "Tell it, girl!" we thought to ourselves. "Give that asshole a hard time!" Adele became a feminist spearhead, putting that lying, misogynistic, homophobic, violent, worthless waste of space in his place. Justice was being served! Life was good! Well, prepare to set your chin in your hands and exhale in that exasperated way that blows your...

Justin Bieber Thinks Anyone Who Doesn’t Like Him Needs a Good Slapping

Ugh, isn't it just the worst when you want to ignore someone's entire existence, but they keep insisting on being a total smacked ass at every available opportunity, making that impossible? Enter Justin Bieber, who is quickly becoming Chris Brown's top competitor for Walking Bag of Shit of the Year. Alright, here's the scoop. Apparently the drummer for the Black Keys, Patrick Carney, made a comment a few days ago that basically in so many words said that Bieber isn't really a musician's musician, ...

James Franco Wishes He Had the Guts to Give a Real BJ

I hesitate to do this write-up during daylight hours (or, you know, at all), but James Franco has thrown his common sense into the great beyond and given an interview to Details in which he discusses his talent for deep-throating and his disappointment at not having been brave enough to suck on the real thing in The Broken Tower. I'm sorry, okay? There's literally no way I can do this story without sounding - or feeling - a bit sleazy... and like vomiting in my mouth. Stoner, poet, method actor... is there ...

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Max George definitely did it with Lindsay Lohan [The Superficial] Harper Seven is out and about, doesn't want to hear your crap [Lainey Gossip] Ellie Goulding films an appearance on the Jimmy Kimmel show in LA [Splash News Online] The Beach Boys will probably never get back together [Starpulse] Kim Kardashian's lawyer isn't happy with Kris Humphries' lies [TMZ] Lil Kim has had a bit of plastic surgery [theBERRY] TV shows have had some pretty memorable kisses over the year [Hollywood PQ] Sienna...

Blackberry Creative Director Alicia Keys Actually Uses An iPhone – Oops!

Alicia Keys may not actually be a 'girl on fire', but her pants sure are (see what I did there?). Despite serving as a creative director for Blackberry, it turns out... she actually uses an iPhone! The jig is up, because she accidentally tweeted on Monday from the Twitter for iPhone app, probably not realising that anyone else would notice. It wasn't even a good tweet, either, just a lyric from the new Drake song, which was super disappointing. That's neither here nor there, however. Despit...

Carrie Underwood Never Got the Memo That She’s Feuding With Taylor Swift

Sigh. Another day, another 'girls can't get along' story debunked. Because the Kardashians must've stayed home that day, the press filled the pages with a story last week that claimed something's rotten at the Grand Ole Opry and banjo strings were flying between Carrie Underwood and Taylor Swift, who are supposedly embroiled in a serious feud.  There's only one problem with that: Carrie has no idea what the hell they're talking about. Appearing on CBS This Morning, the 'Blown Away' singer (that song is so good, guys) was asked whether there's any ba...

Daniel Radcliffe Has Higher Aspirations Than Being The Chosen One

I'm going to be honest: I love Daniel Radcliffe in all the Harry Potter films, but I don't really care if he ever does another film for the rest of his life. Of course, the Dan himself doesn't feel that way; he's an actor, for goodness' sake, and has but a single purpose in life: to delve into the emotional depths of as many roles as she can for the rest of his days. Live for the artistry! Or something. From Out: “I’ve always said that it’s a long process, and in a way it may be a lifelong...

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The police chief who helped Chris Brown lie about community service resigns [The Superficial] Dave Letterman welcomes a bunch of swimsuit models to his show [Bitten and Bound] Emmy Rossum has a crush on Prince Harry, but who doesn't? [Starpulse] Bruno Mars is in Montreal, still looks like Bilbo Baggins [Hollywood PQ] Solange Knowles is super underrated, really beautiful [OMG Blog] Mila Kunis remembers life before Ashton Kutcher [Socialite Life] Was Katy Perry's Grammy look a rip off? [Cel...

Sophia & Rosie Went to the Grammys, Are Still the Cutest Things Ever

Are there two kids cuter than Rosie & Sophia Grace? It's funny to think that without that great 'Super Bass' video and Ellen DeGeneres, they may have faded back into the annals of former YouTube virals. Luckily, they're pretty much here to stay and if there's something I love more than seeing them do their cute things on their own, it's seeing them interact with celebrities! Ellen sent the girls to the Grammy red carpet to interview the stars and set them up with their own little nook, complete with candy and other snacks and a copy of their book (they have a book)! What results is probably the best thing to come out of the Grammys this year. Rosie talks more, now! They meet 2 Chainz and eat marshmallows with Maroon 5! I especially love how Katy Perry literally stops her entire entourage in their tracks to talk to them, and how Sophia Grace serenades Carrie Underwood with nearly a full verse of her song. Ah, kids these days.   /> Are there two kids cuter than Rosie & Sophia Grace? It's funny to think that without that great 'Super Bass' video and Ellen DeGeneres, they may have faded back into the annals of former YouTube virals. Luckily, they're pretty much here to stay and if there's something I love more than seeing them do their cute things on their own, it's seeing them interact with celebrities! Ellen sent the girls to the Grammy red carpet to interview the stars and set them up with their own little nook, complete with candy and other snacks and a copy of thei...

Caption This: New Photo Time!

It's time for another Caption This contest - come on, guys, get creative! The winning entry next week will earn you a fancy Evil Beet t-shirt, so get entering. Besides, you know there are about a million things each of these ladies could be saying this time around. As for last week's Justin Timberlake/Jay-Z photo, the winner was hands down JayZ, with "Usher was right. You ain’t a baller until you have your own white boy." Runner up: Chrissy "Justin maybe you should make sure your h...

Taylor Swift Doesn’t Chase Boys, Okay?

Taylor Swift gets a pretty bad rap when it comes to her dating life. Sure, she goes through relationships at what might seem like rapidfire pace, but she's also in her early 20s, in the public eye and probably has no idea what she wants in life, hence all the dating to figure that out. Are some of her choices questionable? Sure, but are they any more questionable than half the men she's involved with or any of her peers? Not hardly. Anyway, since journalists can't seem to think of anything...