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Kate Upton's boobs want to sell you new headphones [The Superficial] Victoria Beckham is wearing some very bright blue [Lainey Gossip] Khloe Kardashian has been fired from The X Factor [Starpulse] Ellen can't stay away from Sofia Vergara's Diet Pepsi commercial [theBERRY] Rachel Zoe's son Skyler is getting really big really fast [Socialite Life] Did Alec Baldwin utter a racial slur against a photographer? [TMZ] Michelle Williams is amazing, even in bright blue eyeshadow [The Frisk...

Brooke Shields Stayed Away From the Drugs As a Child Star

Brooke Shields is like a dinosaur by showbiz standards (in the best possible way) - she's been a working model and actress for absolutely ages, but you never really hear much in the way of scandals about her. Wanna know why? Because she made sure to avoid it by not acting like a damn idiot in public and getting into trouble, despite whatever racy roles she might have embodied on screen. In an interview with Haute Living (via US Weekly): "I would get invited to Studio 54, but I'd leave befor...

Hugh Grant Has A New Baby With His Lady Friend

Remember a few years ago when Hugh Grant admitted that he had fathered a child with a random woman with whom he'd shared a brief fling? Well, hold on to your hats because Tinglan Hong has now given birth to Tabitha's (the child born in 2011) little brother - and it's Hugh's again! He announced the news the classiest place such news can be broken: Twitter, of course.
I'm not here to tell anyone not to hump on who they want to hump on, but it all seems a bit random. Maybe it's a real life Pretty Woman situation where what started as a casual arrangement turned into true love? Not that I'm implying Tinglan is a prostitute, I just take any opportunity to talk about Pretty Woman. Also, Hugh Grant seems like he's probably a shitty dad. After all, he had only lukewarm feelings about Tabitha after she was born, saying:
"Lots of people warned me... that the baby period is not that exciting but I am excited, actually. I thought, well, I'll bluff through - but very little bluffing has been required. "I like my daughter very much. Fantastic. Has she changed my life? I'm not sure. Not yet. Not massively, no. But I'm absolutely thrilled to have had her, I really am. And I feel a better person."
Kewl story, bro. Good to know that you "like" your kids. />Remember a few years ago when Hugh Grant admitted that he had fathered a child with a random woman with whom he'd shared a brief fling? Well, hold on to your hats because Tinglan Hong has now given birth to Tabitha's (the child born in 2011) little brother - and it's Hugh's again! He announced the news the classiest place such news can be broken: Twitter, of course. In answer to some journos. Am thrilled my daughter now has a brother.Adore them both to an uncool degree. They have a fab mum.&m...

Rihanna Got a Bottle Thrown at Her Over Chris Brown

rihanna pics It's a tale as old as time: Chris Brown and Rihanna get loved up, he beats her to a bloody pulp and they break up, they reunite and give each other weed for Valentine's Day, they ignore each other in clubs and then Rihanna gets a Lucozade bottle thrown at her by an angry fan who thinks she shouldn't be with America's least favourite shit stain. That last part is exactly what happened this weekend in London after RiRi showed off her new "fashion collection" for the high street retailer River Island. We won't even get into the "pieces" in ...

Mariah Carey Teases her ‘Oz the Great and Powerful’ Song, ‘Almost Home’

Oz the Great and Powerful is probably going to be really good in a way that's completely disconnected from the original Wizard of Oz and that's okay. I mean, come on - admitted professional deep-throater James Franco as the Wizard? Michelle Williams, Mila Kunis and Rachel Weisz? I'm going to see it (or download it), for sure. One thing that will definitely not be great about it is that Mariah Carey is doing the theme song. It's a new track called 'Almost Home' that sounds like a demo she ...

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Jessica Simpson is putting out a new fashion collection [Celebzter] Lindsay Lohan is getting a handout from Ashton Kutcher, too [The Superficial] Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner are still adorable at home in LA [Lainey Gossip] Mila Kunis looks great at the Oz the Great and Powerful premiere [Yeeeah] America's newest swimming reality show Splash is ready to kick off [Starpulse] Adam Sandler has taught us a few things over the years [theBERRY] Kate Upton did a one month cleanse before he...

Mary J. Blige Owes New Jersey to the Tune of $900k

Mary J. Blige has not been so lucky when it comes to finances. Between being a cool lady and footing the bill for other people to having her charitable organisations - a woman's scholarship fund and foundation - investigated for fraud, mo' money definitely brought mo' problems (I had to, shut up).  The picture's just getting bleaker now, though, as she apparently owes the state of New Jersey a hefty $900,000. From TMZ: Just when you thought Mary J. Blige's financial problems couldn't get any worse ....

Mindy McCready Dead of Apparent Suicide, Aged 37

Mindy McCready's life story reads like the worst Shakespearian tragedy imaginable, full of drug and alcohol abuse, repeated imprisonment and trouble with the law, failed rehab attempts, mental health issues... I could go on and on. The incredibly talented country star went down a rocky road over the past decade which culminated in the worst possible news: Mindy was found dead in her Arkansas home on Sunday night of an apparent self-inflicted gunshot wound. She also shot her pet dog. From E Online: ...

Katy Perry Might Be Engaged to John Mayer, But Probably Not

Katy Perry can't shit without someone speculating whether it means she's planning to get married again, and the rumours  hit fever pitch again this weekend when she was seen out with boyfriend/professional douchebag John Mayer on Valentine's Day wearing a heart-shaped ruby ring. First of all, even Katy - she of whipped cream rocket boobs and glittered cupcake dresses - isn't tacky enough to have a heart-shaped engagement ring. Second of all, she's not stupid enough to get married so soon...

One Direction Has Been Warned to Stop the Womanizing: A Story in Gifs

Despite having the faces, bodies and voices of 12-year-old boys, apparently One Direction are hot shit and everyone wants to bone them (and we're not just talking other 12-year-olds here). While Harry Styles is the most open about how much more he loves bedroom activities than music, the other group members aren't so innocent, either. Zayn Malik was recently caught in a cheating scandal with his girlfriend Perrie Edwards from Little Mix, and Niall Horan is said to have broken up with his longtime girlfriend recently since he's "not ready for love". After all, what better time is there in a young lad's life to sew his wild oats than whilst in the throes of inevitably fleeting fame? Despite having the faces, bodies and voices of 12-year-old boys, apparently One Direction are hot shit and everyone wants to bone them (and we're not just talking other 12-year-olds here). While Harry Styles is the most open about how much more he loves bedroom activities than music, the other group members aren't so innocent, either. Zayn Malik was recently caught in a cheating scandal with his girlfriend Perrie Edwards from Little Mix, and Niall Horan is said to have broken up with his longtim...

Rooney Mara Will Do Anything She’s Told, But Won’t Do Reverse Cowboy

Rooney Mara has always been an absolute f-cking weirdo (even Channing Tatum, her co-star in the upcoming thriller Side Effects, thinks so) and she's not showing any signs of toning down the crazy if her interview with director Stephen Soderbergh about the film in the new issue of Interview (via NY Daily News) is anything to judge by. It goes a little something like this: Rooney doesn't mind getting naked on screen or simulating sex with her fellow actor because there's nothing to be ashamed of in the human ...

Forest Whitaker Gets Falsely Accused of Theft

Because of course he does. Forest Whitaker is an incredibly well-respected actor, but he's not necessarily someone that Joe Schmoe on the streets would recognise as anyone other than "that guy", so it only makes sense that he'd go into a bodega (corner store, for the non-New Yorkers) on the Upper West Side and get accused of stealing, publicly frisked and then sent away without so much as an apology when they found absolutely nothing. I don't want to say this happened because he's black, but this...