Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Ugh, Gag Me: Kim Kardashian Wants to Have Sex With Herself

kim kardashian pics I know that in some circles, Kim Kardashian is supposed to be "attractive" or "hot". She doesn't ring my bell, so to speak, but to each his own. We're all unique people with unique tastes, so do you, Kim K fans. One person who is definitely into Kim Kardashian is... well, Kim Kardashian. She's feeling herself so hard that she wishes she could actually feel herself, if you know what I mean. From an upcoming episode of Kourtney & Kim Take Miami (via DigitalSpy): The pregnant reality star was dis...

Mario Lopez Is Going to Be a Father For The Second Time

Mario Lopez and his now-wife Courtney Mazza had their first child, a daughter called Gia, back in 2010, but they've been busy since. Between hosting The X Factor USA and decorating Christmas trees in his skivvies, Mario knocked Courtney up with another zygote which will soon turn into a baby that'll enter the world later this year. From Extra: "I am the happiest father in the world. We cannot wait to welcome baby Lopez number two into our lives." Well, that was a simple and tasteful statement. I have no ...

Michelle Williams’ Daughter Matilda Is Very Excited for ‘Oz, The Great and Powerful’

Michelle Williams is adorable, so it only stands to reason that her daughter Matilda - who she had with the late Heath Ledger - is also adorable. Michelle has always spent a lot of time with Matilda and taken her to movie sets wherever possible, and Oz, The Great and Powerful is no exception. Turns out, she's pretty excited to see the film now because she knows what's going to happen and wants to see it all come together on the big screen. From People: “She’s dying to see it. She’s very exci...

Gwyneth Paltrow Wants to Be More Like Jessica Simpson: Uh, Okay?

Today in "LOL, yeah the f-ck right" news, apparently Gwyneth Paltrow is scaling back her acting ambitions to start working on building an empire like that of... Jessica Simpson? AHAHAHAH. I don't know what's funnier, Gwyn coveting Jessica's life or the thought of either of them being the owners of "an empire". Granted, Jessica does make bank on those ugly ass shoes she sells, but still. Gwyneth has apparently lost her love of making movies and found some for that bullshit Goop website she runs and making ...

Harry Styles Has Nothing Bad to Say About Taylor Swift

Harry Styles and Taylor Swift only dated for like, the hottest of minutes before they were dunzo because TSwift wasn't peen crazy or something, so it seems pretty stupid that we're still talking about them like their relationship meant anything ever. But alas, here we are and Harry continues to be a shining beacon of gentlemanhood by refusing to talk shit about Taylor, even if she did probably diss him at the Grammys by doing an awful English accent during her opening performance. From an interview with Capital FM (via Digital Spy)...

Caption This: This Week’s Photo!

Howdy ho, kids! It's that time of the week again - another Caption This contest, another chance to win a cool Evil Beet-themed prize! Plus, who doesn't love a little Morrissey? Talk about a picture saying a thousand words... Before we get started, let's announce the winners for last week's Katy Perry/Portia de Rossi/Ellen DeGeneres photo, shall we? First place: Jay-Z with "Ellen came for the Grammies, but stayed for the Golden Globes." Runner-up: splig with "Ain't no big deal, it's innoc...

The Beckhams Are In France, Everyone!

Wherever the Beckhams go, an entourage of admirers and photographers will follow. It's pretty bizarre, actually. Victoria and David - the latter wearing more clothes than usual- took the kids to Paris on Monday, arriving at the Gare du Nord train station as if it was a red carpet premiere, complete with couture clothing, hateful side-eyes at the press and bewildered children. Here's what Celebrith-Gossip.net had to say about it: Fresh off celebrating Cruz's 8th birthday in London, David and Victoria and the rest of the Beckham ...

Amanda Seyfried Is Pretty Into Creeps, Probably Because She Is One Herself

Maybe it's the bug eyes or the bizarre choice of film roles, but Amanda Seyfried has always weirded me out a bit. Turns out, like attracts like because the actress herself is really into creeps and finds herself getting lady wood for creeps. From The Sun (Via Yahoo!): “Unfortunately there’s something attractive about someone who is broken, for me, and for a lot of women that I’ve spoken to. My best friend and I are attracted to creeps - sometimes,” she said in an interview with British ...

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sarah michelle gellar pics Here's some photos of Brazilian women's butts [The Superficial] Directors and actors get a little close sometimes [The Frisky] A Mindy McCready sex tape won't be released, thank God [TMZ] Sarah Michelle Gellar is going to play Robin Williams' daughter [Starpulse] Bryan Adams is a dad to a baby girl called Lula [Lainey Gossip] Harry Styles parties with Rita Ora and a model in London [Splash News Online] Spring Breakers has finally premiered in Paris [Socialite Life] Sarah Jessica Park...

Kim Kardashian Is Pretty Bummed About All That Pregnancy Weight

kim kardashian pregnant pics Raise your hand if you find Kim Kardashian annoying. Now clench that hand into a fist and prepare to punch your computer screen, because things are about to get even worse. The socialite/reality star/whatever the hell she does is five months pregnant with Kanye West's baby and is getting pretty down about gaining weight - you know, as you do when you're growing a child in your womb. From The New York Daily News: Kim Kardashian has always been curvalicious but a source tells us the 32-year-old ...

Alec Baldwin Has a Temper, Sure, But He’s Not A Racist

Alec Baldwin has the temper of a raging Irishman after a few rounds of drinks when his favourite rugby team loses a championship game (how's my stereotyping?) - we all know it and we love him for it in spite of this. Sure, he might call his kid a pig every now and then or get kicked off a flight for telling off a flight attendant (and playing Words with Friends), but at the end of the day, he's just a bleeding heart liberal with an uncanny ability to look good in a suit and make pretty much everyo...

Brendan Fraser Is Too Broke to Pay Child Support

Brendan Fraser got divorced from ex-wife Afton Smith alllll the way back in 2007, giving her primary custody of their three children Griffin, Holden and Leland who are now 10, 8 and 6 years old, respectively. When the original arrangement was made, syndication fees were still pouring in from The Mummy Returns' constant showings on TBS and life was good, so $900,000 per year in child support payments didn't seem like they would break the bank. The only problem is, Brendan is saying they have broken the bank, after all, and he just can't afford to be giving Afton that kind of dough anymore. From The New York Post:
The Mummy movies made him one of the world’s highest-paid actors, but Brendan Fraser suggests that he couldn’t land a job afterward. His ex-wife isn’t buying it. In Connecticut court last week, Fraser’s ex, Afton Smith, 45, accused the 44-year-old star of “fraud” for making the claim while allegedly hiding $9 million in new film contracts when they settled their divorce in February 2009. The allegation came after Fraser went to court to try to reduce the $900,000 in alimony and child support he annually pays his 45-year-old ex-wife, insisting he no longer earns enough to justify that amount. Court records and testimony reveal that, at the time of his split from the lesser-known actress, Fraser bizarrely claimed that he expected to make $0 — that’s zero dollars — from acting work in the future, despite an impressive résumé of high-grossing films including the three “Mummy” flicks, “Journey to the Center of the Earth” and “George of the Jungle.” He later claimed he said that because he wasn’t aware of any definite future deals at the time. Fraser acknowledged he since has acted in several movies — some of which are awaiting release. But he cited a litany of medical issues that he says have put a “considerable” crimp on his ability to earn future big bucks. Afton’s lawyer noted that, as of December, the actor had $24.7 million in assets. Hearings in the legal sequel to Fraser’s nine-year marriage to Afton — with whom he has three young sons — are set to resume in Stamford Superior Court next week, with Fraser still on the witness stand.
Clearly Brendan hasn't learned that you can't bullshit a gold digger, especially one who has internet access and can easily see on IMDB that you currently have 11 projects in pre- and post-production for which you are most surely being paid. It's pretty ridiculous to act like this chick needs $75,000 per month to raise three kids, but then again, if he's got it, why shouldn't he be giving a fair share, and why wouldn't he want his children - nevermind Afton - to enjoy some of the luxuries that he's able to because of his severely overpaid profession? Pay up, Brendan. />Brendan Fraser got divorced from ex-wife Afton Smith alllll the way back in 2007, giving her primary custody of their three children Griffin, Holden and Leland who are now 10, 8 and 6 years old, respectively. When the original arrangement was made, syndication fees were still pouring in from The Mummy Returns' constant showings on TBS and life was good, so $900,000 per year in child support payments didn't seem like they would break the bank. The only problem is, Brendan is saying they have broken the ban...