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Kim Kardashian Is Quitting Reality TV Because Kanye West Taught Her The Meaning of “Privacy”

The point of this story is that Kim Kardashian is retiring from reality TV in its various incarnations - Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Kourtney & Kim Take Miami, Get the Kardashians Off My F-cking TV Already, etc. After five years, she wants to use being knocked up as a turning point and stop living her life in front of the camera... but only because Kanye West pointed out the concept of "privacy" to her. From to DuJour magazine: "My boyfriend has taught me a lot about privacy. I'm ready to be a little l...

Oh God: Rihanna Might Be Marrying Chris Brown (But Probably Not)

If anyone lives every day as if it's her last, it's Rihanna. All she does is drink, smoke, party, go on vacation and hang out with Chris Brown, so I suppose any day could be her last. In any case, the above photo was posted to Rihanna's friend Melissa Forde's Instagram yesterday, fueling rumours that the singer is set to tie the knot with the rudest boy of all, if you will - Shit Town. I mean, Chris Brown. Sorry, typo. Is Rihanna getting married? Not even she's high enough for that, I would say, but I suppose y...

Lisa Lampanelli Think It’s Okay To Use The Word “N*gga” (And Lena Dunham Is Still the Worst)

Lisa Lampanelli is a comedian in the sense that she stands on stage and shouts "jokes" and presumably gets paid to do so. She's also been on Celebrity Apprentice, so there's a rundown of what she actually does. Why are we writing about her instead of ignoring her like usual? Well, she has caused a bit of a kerfuffle this past week when she posted the above photo with the following caption: "Me with my nigga @LenaDunham of @HBOGirls - I love this beyotch!!" If you just smacked your teeth and st...

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Bethenny Frankel looks scarily thin in a bikini [The Superficial] Michelle Williams is letting her hair grow out [Lainey Gossip] Kate Middleton shows off her baby bump in London [Starpulse] Julianne Moore is gorgeous at the Elizabeth Taylor event [Celebitchy] Olivia Munn knows how to throw a party [IDLYITW] Mel B gets a night out with her adorable daughters [I'm Not Obsessed] Anne Hathaway is wearing her grandmother's clothes these days [Bohomoth] Miley Cyrus is letting it all hang out a...

Scarlett Johansson Can Wear a Ring Without Being Engaged, People

scarlett johansson pics So yeah, Scarlett Johansson has been dating that French bro Romain Dauriac for a few months now, and since Lord knows women can't date men without wanting them to put a ring on their finger with the quickness, it was only a matter of time before the engagement rumours started. The New York Daily News published the above photo and then zoomed in on it approximately 500x in order to spot some "engagement bling" on Scarlett's pretty little hand: Wow, that's... conclusive. So, she's wearing a rin...

Vanessa Hudgens Is Still Sorry Those Nude Pics Got Out

Hey, remember when Vanessa Hudgens got "hacked" and those nude photos of her posing in her bathtub and in front of her mirror were "leaked"? If you're sitting there asking yourself "Which time?", well all of them, I guess, as the former Disney actress and forever Internet hater still really regrets that the general public was ever privy to her private bits and sees that period (those periods?) as the worst in her career. From Paper Mag: "That was just a really shitty situation that sucked,...

Kristen Stewart Is The Least Sexy Hollywood Actress

kristen stewart pics Sure, Kristen Stewart's face constantly looks like she just smelled an old shitty diaper, but I don't think she's an unattractive girl at all. However, British men don't agree with me, as a recent poll run by the website MenKind put her at the top of a list of the least sexy actresses in Hollywood. The full Top 10 list is as follows: 1. Kristen Stewart 2. Sarah Jessica Parker 3. Lindsay Lohan 4. Denise Richards 5. Kirsten Dunst 6. Mischa Barton 7. Hilary Swank 8. Lucy Liu 9. Tilda Swi...

Justin Bieber’s Would-Be Kidnappers Really Did Want to Sell His Testicles For $2,500 Each

You know how those two bros planned to kidnap, castrate and kill Justin Bieber last year before they got caught and went to jail? Remember how it was claimed that the suspects responsible for the plot - convicted killer Dana Martin and fellow inmate Mark Staake - wanted to sell his balls for $2,500 each? Turns out they uh, actually did. From Digital Spy: In phone calls obtained by KOAT 7 News in Albuquerque, Martin can be heard explaining to Ruane that Staake is "going to kill the pit bulls and you're go...

Clive Davis Backtracks on Kelly Clarkson Abuse, Remains An Old Asshole

kelly clarkson clive davis pics No one really gives a shit about Clive Davis. I mean, sure, we all know what a music industry legend he is and how many great talents he had a hand in signing and turning into popstars, but do we really care? How many occasions in the past 15 years have you spent more than five seconds thinking about Clive Davis? If the answer is "none", you're with the rest of us. Still, all grumpy senior citizens (and some annoying young folks) generally feel that need sometime to write their life stories out in book form and try to sell it to...

Vin Diesel Is A Pretty Big Rihanna Fan, Apparently

Valentine's Day is a pretty romantic holiday, and no man knows romance like Vin Diesel (or something). So how does he celebrate? He covers Rihanna's 'Stay' and puts it on YouTube, apparently. The clip went viral last week, leading people to wonder... well, simply, why? Here's why: It was a gift for his girlfriend Paloma Jimenez in lieu of a traditional Valentine's Day card. That and he really likes Rihanna. From People:
With the help of his daughter, Diesel obtained a mic and an amp while Jimenez was on a flight and "the rest is history," he tells PEOPLE. And the response his romantic video has been getting has been even better. "People say 'I didn't know you were a Rihanna fan?' " he says. "How could you not be a fan of her voice, her gift." But while the actor says he's been putting out fun singing videos "for years" – and sang in Strays and The Pacifier – he adds that "no one ever took it this [seriously]."
Bless his heart. I'm a Rihanna fan - not that I'd ever talk about her "gift", per se, but whatever. After this, I'm definitely a Vin fan, as well. /> Valentine's Day is a pretty romantic holiday, and no man knows romance like Vin Diesel (or something). So how does he celebrate? He covers Rihanna's 'Stay' and puts it on YouTube, apparently. The clip went viral last week, leading people to wonder... well, simply, why? Here's why: It was a gift for his girlfriend Paloma Jimenez in lieu of a traditional Valentine's Day card. That and he really likes Rihanna. From People: With the help of his daughter, Diesel obtained a mic and an amp whil...

Kristen Wiig Is Headed to ‘Arrested Development’, Yay!

Kristen Wiig is amazingly funny. Arrested Development is sardonic, irreverent and also hilarious. Mix the two together, and genius is sure to ensure. Execs at Netflix - who is promoting the upcoming revamp of the series online - had that very idea, and Kristen has signed on to play a young Lucille Bluth. Seth Rogen will take part in the show, as well, but no one really cares about him. Via Vulture: Word’s out that Kristen Wiig and Seth Rogen filmed a little somethin’ for the upcoming season of Arrested Development, premiering on Netflix ...

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fergie pics Fergie wears an ugly fedora to celebrate her wine line launch [The Superficial] Is Lisa Marie Presley's love affair with Scientology over? [Lainey Gossip] Michael Moore is all fired up about a Palestinian director's detainment [TMZ] Drew Barrymore steps out for a Bulgari event and looks good [Splash News Online] Katherine Webb rocks a hot pink bikini for Splash [Starpulse] Here are some Safe Haven montages [The Blemish] Robin Roberts is back on Good Morning America [Socialite Life]...