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Elton John and David Furnish Are Having a Big Gay Wedding

Elton John and David Furnish have been together for ages, have an adorable baby together (and another on the way) and have been in a civil union in the eyes of the United Kingdom since 2005. However, the fairytale wouldn't be complete without a big gay wedding, so the couple are going to throw one in Los Angeles to celebrate the legalisation of same sex marriage in California. From Hollyscoop.com (via WENN): The couple entered into a civil partnership in 2005 in the UK, where they hope to legally renew their vo...

Charlize Theron Rescues a Seizure-Suffering Security Guard at the Oscars

Charlize Theron is one of those actresses I don't have much of an opinion on either way - she's a pretty okay actress, she doesn't seem overly vain and is probably generally pretty cool, so she's okay in my book. That became even more true this morning since it was revealed that she helped a security guard who was having a seizure before the Oscars started last night.

From E News:

Not only is Charlize Theron beautiful, but she's also a life saver.

The gorgeous Hollywood star rushed to help a security guard who was suffering from a seizure at the Dolby Theater tonight before the Oscars began, E! News confirms.

Yes, in a gown and all.

The actress was one of the few people around the man when he went down, and attempted to help him up, before someone else phoned a doctor.

Okay, I realise that trying to help the guy up is what any decent human being would do in the situation and isn't exactly a heroic feat. Still, you know if it was like, Julia Roberts or some shit, she would pretend she didn't see him or feign confusion or something. I don't know why I'm picking on Julia Roberts, but let's go with it.

Here's hoping the security guard in question is okay.

/> Charlize Theron is one of those actresses I don't have much of an opinion on either way - she's a pretty okay actress, she doesn't seem overly vain and is probably generally pretty cool, so she's okay in my book. That became even more true this morning since it was revealed that she helped a security guard who was having a seizure before the Oscars started last night. From E News: Not only is Charlize Theron beautiful, but she's also a life saver. The gorgeous Hollywood star rushed to help a s...

Rihanna Has a Stalker and He Just Broke Into Her House

From TMZ: A man was arrested outside of Rihanna's Southern California home in the Pacific Palisades ... after neighbors saw the guy snooping around and apprehended him ... TMZ has learned. Law enforcement sources tell us ... the suspect has told police someone emailed him instructions on how to get into the home ... so he rolled over to the property and followed the directions. We're told the instructions worked ... because the man was able to get inside the home ... where he allegedly snooped aroun...

Megan Fox Is Reuniting With Michael Bay For ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’

She may have compared him to Hitler and called him "a nightmare to work for", but Michael Bay apparently doesn't hold grudges because Megan Fox has been cast in his newest project: an upcoming remake of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Bay revealed the news on his official blog yesterday with this exciting message: "TMNT: we are bringing Megan Fox back into the family!" I can totally see Megan as April O'Neill (I love that I even know the character's name by heart), but there's no confirmat...

Kelly Osbourne Joins The Messed Up Ankle Club

Like a couple of her Hollywood peers - myself and Demi Lovato, that is - Kelly Osbourne has joined the jacked up ankle club after tripping over a drain in a public restroom or something. I dunno, but here's what she said about it on Twitter: Got my shoe stuck in a bathroomdrain. I was faced w/ spraining my ankle or eating the toilet! Guess what I picked? twitter.com/MissKellyO/sta…— Kelly Osbourne (@MissKellyO) February 21, 2013 I just could not bare the thought of my face landing in a public ...

Catherine Zeta-Jones and Michael Douglas Totally Aren’t Breaking Up

Catherine Zeta-Jones and Michael Douglas have been married for 12 years, but there may well be trouble in paradise according to The National Enquirer, who claims they've been having a "hush hush trial separation". The Daily Mail has the rundown: The Enquirer alleges that the marriage 'buckled under the pressure of dealing with Michael's cancer battle, his son Cameron's incarceration on drugs charges and Catherine's struggle with bipolar II disorder.' The publication even claims that 68-y...

Mila Kunis Knows She’s Got a Sell By Date… But Whatever!

mila kunis pics Mila Kunis is doing pretty well for herself, don't you think? She's got TV work and plenty of movies under her belt and the work doesn't seem to be slowing down anytime soon. She's probably made enough to leave her comfortable for the rest of her life even if she quit the biz now, so that's probably a-okay with the fact that most actresses have a shelf life and she probably won't get work forever. In an interview with James Franco in Playboy: FRANCO: Tell me this: How do you see things play...

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Lindsay Lohan Isn’t Getting Any Money From Pitbull

I hope Lindsay Lohan hasn't thrown the rolled up dollar bill with Charlie Sheen's phone number on it away, because she's going to need another way to pay for that dress she cut up since her lawsuit against Pitbull for using her name was dismissed. If you remember, Lindsay wasn't too keen on a certain set of lyrics in "Give Me Everything" which said "Hustlers move aside, so I’m tiptoein’, to keep flowin’/ I got it locked up like Lindsay Lohan." Is that verse any good? Well, no. Is it worth g...

Shia LaBeouf Has Finally Gone Off the Deep End, Quits Broadway’s ‘Orphans’

Shia LaBeouf is one of Hollywood's infamous douchebags that somehow still manages to get parts - not great ones, by any means, but parts nonetheless. One of those parts was in the Broadway production of Orphans in which he was meant to star alongside some pretty great actors including Alec Baldwin and Tom Sturridge. Of course, crazy people can never really keep the crazy under wraps for too long because he's since quit the play over "creative differences" and has been posting all sorts of wei...

LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian Bought A $3 Million House

No wonder LeAnn Rimes is suing her dentist - the $3 million house she just bought with Eddie Cibrian ain't gonna pay for itself! The couple apparently got the Los Angeles mansion for half price and asdlfkjalsdf... oh sorry, I fell asleep at the keyboard from being so bored. From People: The lovey-dovey duo scored a deal on their latest dwellings, shelling out $3 million for what was originally sold in 2006 as almost a $6 million home, according to real estate site Trulia. The Spanish-style home, located in LA's prestigious, celebrity-inha...

Lindsay Lohan Borrowed a Dress and Then Destroyed It

When Lindsay Lohan was asked to open the amFAR gala in New York earlier this month, the whole world was like, "Uh, why?" but she did look slightly less cracked out on the red carpet than she has at other recent events, at least. Since it was a special occasion, she needed a special dress and only one designer was willing to play the fool this time around and s/he/they (?) go by the name Theia. The sparkly gown, seen above, costs a hefty $1,500, but since Lindsay's broke and taking handouts fro...