From The New York Post:
Jay-Z and Beyoncé missed the Oscars, and instead had dinner with Sarah Jessica Parker in New York on Sunday night. The music power couple joined the “Sex and the City” star and five others for a long meal at Freemans on the Lower East Side. “They completely blew off the Oscars,” said a source, adding, “They didn’t even have it on a TV screen. They were there until well after 1 a.m. with their friends, laughing and eating.” Bey’s sister Solange, however, was seen partying at Vanity Fair’s LA bash.
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Lord, give me strength. Kim Kardashian's reserves of stupid shit to say to reporters must be hitting an all-time low as she's been coming out with some real clunkers lately. If possible, I think being pregnant with Kanye's baby has dulled what was left of her brain cells, as now she's talking about how wearing maternity clothes makes her feel like who she was before getting knocked up. I don't even know.
From her "Mommy Blog" (Kill me now!):
Hi guys! So I love sharing my favorite products and beauty and fashion tips with you all and I wanted to do my first mommy blog today to tell you about these new J Brand jeans I received. They are these super comfy maternity jeans with soft, stretchy side panels in the front and they are absolutely amazing! I feel like I’m back to my old self and I’m so happy! With this being my first pregnancy I’ve been finding it really difficult to find clothes that are comfortable and fit me well, but these are great. Are there any other moms to be out there who have tried these? I’d love to hear you pregnancy tips too!! :-) Xo
So, basically you stopped wearing clothes that were 10x too small for you and got... maternity clothes. For pregnant people like yourself. Listen, we're all about feminism here and women can wear whatever they want, whenever they want, but I love how it was a mindblowing experience to discover that she didn't have to squeeze herself into skinny jeans and chiffon button-down tops and could actually go for an elastic waist. Hell, I'm not even pregnant and I choose an elastic waist for the majority of the week (hell yeah, leggings!).
It's also a shame that Kim has to solicit "pregnancy tips" which to most humans is just "common sense". Maybe someone should make sure to tell her to take prenatal vitamins and eat lots of fruits and vegetables so her unborn baby gets as much nutrition as possible. While we're offering tips, let her know she'll need to buy diapers, which will need to be changed when the little one takes a shit. Good lord. />Lord, give me strength. Kim Kardashian's reserves of stupid shit to say to reporters must be hitting an all-time low as she's been coming out with some real clunkers lately. If possible, I think being pregnant with Kanye's baby has dulled what was left of her brain cells, as now she's talking about how wearing maternity clothes makes her feel like who she was before getting knocked up. I don't even know.
From her "Mommy Blog" (Kill me now!):
Hi guys! So I love sharing my favorite products and ...
George Clooney has made much of his career during the past decade or so by being a silver fox. Ladies love that salt 'n' pepper hair and sparkling smile, and he's an average actor with pretty good personal politics, so what's not to love? Well, here's something ol' Georgie himself doesn't love: gray hair... which he's apparently only just noticing he has, since deciding to grow a beard.
From E! News:
"I was a little surprised how gray it was when it come out," he told me on the red carpet...
Kendra Wilkinson used to lay it on Hugh Hefner in a naked way back in her Playboy days and they've remained good friends since all the sexin' stopped. So Kendra was none too pleased when Pepaw's now-wife Crystal Harris left him at the altar the first time they were due to get married. In fact, she was so pissed about it, she actually wanted to kill the 26-year-old.
From Montana's Big J Radio Show (via DigitalSpy):
"I got pissed off when she hurt him and he can't go around thinking that people will aut...
Oscar Pistorius is planning a memorial for the girlfriend he killed [The Superficial]
Britney Spears has a new secret boyfriend maybe [Lainey Gossip]
Rihanna and Kate Moss's fashion spread photos have been released [Starpulse]
Tina Fey visits The Late Show in New York, looks great doing it [Splash News Online]
Here's more Oscar coverage, this time with GIFs [The Blemish]
Lena Dunham is more attractive than Taylor Swift, apparently [Huffington Post]
Movie and TV tidbits - nostalgia ...
Brandi Glanville can't seem to keep her trap shut about all things LeAnn Rimes/Eddie Cibrian, so much so that she actually pulled a Blu Cantrell and got her vagina re-done (WHY) on Eddie's dime and then wrote a book about all the f-ckery surrounding that relationship to make more bank. Gotta give homegirl her Shrewd Businesswoman patch on that one.
In any case, Brandi's book is a whole hot mess of unnecessary nonsense and never should have been released. It was released, though, and even bet...
We all know Morrissey smokes the good shit a little too often and is always giving buckwild commentary on everyday life, but he's taken it to a whole new level of WTF during a recent interview with teen website Rookie, during which he claimed that straight men "love killing" and that if all men were gay, there would be no war.
Shine on, you crazy diamond:
"War, I thought, was the most negative aspect of male heterosexuality.
"If more men were homosexual, there would be no wars, because ho...
Today in "Oh, f-ck off" news, Chris Brown is actually talking about beating Rihanna up - no, he hasn't forgot it happened - and he wants everyone to know that he really regrets it but that we can all shut the hell up about it because he's earned his forgiveness.
From The Mirror:
Rihanna’s boyfriend Chris Brown has described his vicious assault on the singer as the “greatest regret” of his life.
Speaking for the first time about their recent reconciliation, the US R&B star s...
Check out the new Spider-Man costume [The Superficial]
Seth MacFarlane won't host the Oscars again [Bitten and Bound]
So, The Bachelor is down to the final two girls. Yay. [Starpulse]
Some chick from Eurovision released a new video [OMG Blog]
Jennifer Lawrence dyes her hair dark for The Hunger Games reshoots [Socialite Life]
Taylor Swift's looking for a new man, apparently [Celebslam]
Clive Davis reveals Whitney Houston's past lovers [Bossip]
Did Catherine Zeta-Jones get dissed by Rya...
Justin Bieber, the Canadian version of my worst nightmare, is constantly doing things to annoy me and all other humans over the age of 12 (like wearing the gas mask above to go out shopping in London over the weekend. Like, what?), but there's good news! NASA wants to send him to space... probably so far out that he never comes back. It all started on Twitter when Justin said he wants to perform in space. That's idiotic, but NASA felt the need to respond to his request by offering their assist...
It's that time again, ladies and gents - another week, another Caption This contest. We've got some excellent secret prizes in store for the winner, but you can only win if you enter, so get commenting - and be sure to leave your email address, or else we won't be able to contact you if you're our pick.
First, though, here's the winner from last week's Morrissey picture, who won me over with his dramatic, existential caption that fits Moz all too well:
Winner: Edgar with "We are all in the ...
I don't care about Chris Hemsworth, brother of Miley Cyrus' fiancé/possible husband Liam Hamsworth, much either way, but apparently a lot of the ladies love him and think he's super sexy. Plus, he's always playing hunky heroes, like in Thor and Snow White and The Huntsman, so he's perfect swooning material for those who dig a square jaw and squinty ("mysterious") eyes. If you're one of those ladies - or gents! - this post is for you!
Chris did a shoot with Esquire earlier this year, but lord knows it takes photographers ap...