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Taylor Swift Might Have a Thing For Gingers

Taylor Swift and fellow musician Ed Sheeran became, er, swift friends when they met while working on TSwift's album Red last year, and sort of maybe had a little fling then, though Ed insisted to reporters at the time that they would never have a relationship because he wasn't her time. Aw, Ed! Even gingers need love. Anyway, since her break up with Harry Styles in December, Taylor is said to have become closer with Ed again - especially since he'll be opening for her world tour later this year - and now they're giving it a proper go. Hm...

Britney Spears Might Be Moving In With Her New Boyfriend

Britney Spears only broke up with former fiancé Jason Trawick a few months ago, but she didn't waste much time getting back on the dating circuit and has a new boyfriend in David Lucado, some law firm worker bro who we don't really know much about, which, whatever. But there's no time to waste! Despite only dating for about three weeks, the pair are said to be moving in together. From Closer (via Digital Spy): "Britney has only been dating David for three weeks and she's already saying she wants him t...

Elton John Has Been a “Good Friend” to Chris Brown, Apparently

elton john chris brown pics Chris Brown turned up at Elton John's AIDS Foundation gala last weekend looking like the worm from Labyrinth and started bragging to reporters about how he and Elton are BFF, which is hard to believe since he's a scumbag who hates gay people and Elton is... decidedly gay and, I have to assume, anti-violence and domestic abuse. I'm not sure what's going on here. From The New York Post: “I met Elton about a year ago, and he’s been a good friend to me,” Brown revealed, adding, “So it is gr...

Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth Are Totally Together, Y’all!

Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemworth have been together for ages - they may even already be secretly married - but reports have been rampant in recent weeks that there's trouble in paradise... especially after Liam possibly maybe bedded the ice queen, January Jones. It also didn't help that Miley & Liam attended separate Oscar parties (with Miley bringing her mother to one), because all happy couples have to have their heads up one another's assholes 24/7, of course. In any case, our best friend...

Mila Kunis Just Really Wants to Stay Home, Okay?

Mila Kunis is making the media rounds lately since Oz, The Great and Powerful is coming out soon, which means she's giving a lot of soundbites to various publications, this time to Marie Claire. And again, she's chatting about how acting is great and all, but she really wishes she could just stay at home and still get paid for it. "To say my life hasn't changed would be a lie. It has changed, I don't really know how. I can't complain, not that I am complaining, but I can't leave my house as fr...

Boo Hoo, Lindsay Lohan Doesn’t Want to Go to Jail, Is Seeking a Plea Deal

lindsay lohan pics From TMZ: Lindsay Lohan may have been drinking just before she crashed her Porsche last June on Pacific Coast Highway ... TMZ has learned. Nevertheless, prosecutors are offering her a brand new plea deal that does NOT involve jail. Law enforcement sources tell TMZ ... a bottle of alcohol was found next to Lindsay's Porsche, and we're told her breath smelled of alcohol. For some reason, cops did not perform a field sobriety test at the scene of the crash. Sources tell us ... the Santa M...

Harry Styles Gets Hit In the Crotch With a Shoe

One Direction was performing in Glasgow on Tuesday when they decided to take part in a Q&A session with the audience. It was during this time that some weisenheimer - one of the band's endless lady fans - decided it'd be a good idea to chuck a shoe on stage. That was all right and all, but when Harry Styles picked the shoe up and asked for the other one, he got it - right in the gonads. Ouch. The guilty party was 14-year-old Jade Anderson, who took to her Twitter page (of course) to apologise to Harry herself with the following message:
She also claimed that she'd been told she committed "criminal assault" by police and that she could have killed Harry. Uh, okay.
The next morning:
Jade is obviously loving her newfound fame and I'm sure Harry's nuts have recovered just fine, so looks like all's well that ends well. /> One Direction was performing in Glasgow on Tuesday when they decided to take part in a Q&A session with the audience. It was during this time that some weisenheimer - one of the band's endless lady fans - decided it'd be a good idea to chuck a shoe on stage. That was all right and all, but when Harry Styles picked the shoe up and asked for the other one, he got it - right in the gonads. Ouch. The guilty party was 14-year-old Jade Anderson, who took to her Twitter page (of course) to apologise to Harry herself with the follo...

Kanye West Wants At Least Six Kids With Kim Kardashian

kim kardashian kanye west pics Well, it's a good thing Kim Kardashian has found some comfortable maternity pants, because if Kanye West has anything to do with it, she'll need to wear them for at least 54 months of her life as she gives birth to the six children he wants. From Now: She hasn't even given birth to his first child yet, but Kanye West's told girlfriend Kim Kardashian that he wants six kids! A source tells Now the rapper, 35, is determined to have a family 'as big as Kim's'. 'Kanye grew up as an only child and th...

God Help Kate Middleton and Prince William If Their Baby Looks Like This

A South African geneticist has nothing better to do with his time, apparently, because he's managed to put together a composite of what Kate Middleton and Prince William's baby might look like throughout its life. Suretha Erasmus from Johannesburg composed photos that account for variations of skin and hair colours but did not take into account the fact that this looks like shit. [Image removed upon request] The f-ck is this? Did they just cut out the shapes of William and Kate's photos and put some...

Russell Crowe Might Be Bumping Uglies With Natalie Imbruglia

russell crowe natalie imbruglia pics If you thought you left Natalie Imbruglia in 1997, never to be seen again, prepare to be disappointed. Russell Crowe has gone and pulled her into the news of 2013 by maybe, possibly getting it on with her while listening to 'Torn' and his tracks on the Les Miserables soundtrack. From The Mirror: I can reveal Aussie stars Russell Crowe and Natalie Imbruglia got cosy after a steamy night of flirting in LA over Oscars weekend. And there was also a steamy morning of flirting, which saw the p...

Matt Damon Is Planning to Renew His Wedding Vows

matt damon wife pics Matt Damon must be trying to compete with Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner for the "Best Couple Ever" award, as he's recently revealed plans to renew his wedding vows with his wife of eight years, Luciana Barroso. After having a small, private affair in 2005, they want to do something bigger and bolder (and sexuality confirming) the second time around and invite all their family and friends. All I want to know is whether it's open bar. From The New York Post: A-listers were buzzing in LA over Oscar weekend ...

Anne Hathaway’s Oscar Speech Was Supposed to Make You Like Her

anne hathaway oscar pics I don't use this expression lightly (or ever), but "epic fail" to Anne Hathaway if the story that her rehearsed Oscar speech was written so in order to make her haters like her a bit more is true. From US Weekly: Practice makes perfect! After facing some backlash over her emotional Golden Globe, SAG and BAFTA acceptance speeches, Anne Hathaway worked very hard on preparing her thank-you for the Oscars. After winning the Best Supporting Actress Academy Award on Sunday, Feb. 24, the Les Miserables actress admitted that her feelings we...