Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Jamie Lynn Spears Is Engaged, Y’all!

jamie lynn spears jamie watson engagement Jamie Lynn Spears' career came to a bit of a grinding halt back in 2007 when she announced that she was pregnant at the age of 16. Since then, she's been dedicating all her time to daughter Maddie, singing a little here and there and apparently getting engaged to boyfriend Jamie Watson. Britney's little sister announced the news via her Instagram page on Saturday, writing, "Guesssss what??????" and posting the above photo. Aw, isn't that cute? A second photo followed a little later - a close-up of ...

Nicki Minaj Fires Style Team In Order to Be Taken Seriously: A Story in Gifs

It was only 6 weeks or so ago that Nicki Minaj's wig guy exited stage left over "creative differences", but now she's gone and fired her whole style team in an effort to be taken seriously instead of seen as a real-life escapee from a Dreamworks animated film. From The Sun (via Metro): "Nicki is desperate to be taken seriously as an artist. "She's fired her long-standing hairdresser who has been responsible for some of her crazy hairstyles over the years. She's also fired her stylist. "Nicki feels that now she's done with American Idol she can finally be taken seriously and releas...

Rihanna Wants a Kid Within 5 Years, Apparently

Sigh. My brain is eating itself with all the stupid shit coming out of Rihanna's mouth lately. Between guns negating victimhood, Chris Brown having a "wonderful heart" and just... whatever this is, I just don't know which way to turn. If you're in the same position, allow me to give you some advice: steer clear of her new Elle interview, in which she reveals her desire to become a mother within the next 5 years. "[In five years] I will probably have a kid. And I'm praying I can go on vacation for a good month. And I'll have set some things up so I don't...

Surprise, Surprise: Taylor Swift and Harry Styles “Weren’t Romantic At All”

Taylor Swift and Harry Styles were only together for a hot minute, but that doesn't mean stories about them in the press have to stop. Both parties have kept mum about one another since the break-up, but oh well! We'll still milk this one for all it's worth, this time by talking to... Harry Styles' tattoo artist in the US. (First of all, why does he have a US-based tattoo artist and a UK one? Second of all, what's with all the tattoo talk lately?) From The Daily Star: Harry’s LA tattooist...

Justin Bieber Had The Worst Birthday Ever, Boo Hoo Hoo

Poor Justin Bieber! Scrawny White Usher wanted to celebrate his 19th birthday in style at London's Cirque du Soir nightclub on Friday and was optimistic about the evening ahead of him. A circus themed party for someone over the age of 7? What's not to love? Gonna be fun tonight. Thanks to everyone for all the birthday wishes. 19!— Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) March 1, 2013 Yeah!! Party time!! Let's go pop Cristal and have our friend Mike's brother's best friend's cousin who was ju...

Charlize Theron Would Have Ten More Kids If They Were Like Her First

All-around cool lady Charlize Theron adopted a baby boy named Jackson back in May 2012 and not only is he WAY TOO CUTE, he's also apparently the best kid ever. The actress was asked if she wanted more kids (of course she was) and she revealed that she totally would, if Jackson was anything to go on. From E! News: And speaking of Jackson, Theron says she wants more kids…kinda. "More?" she asked with a big smile. "I don't know. I mean, if all my kids could be like Jackson, I'd have 10 more right now." Theron's mom, Gerda, chi...

Shit Got Real When Fergie Got Pregnant

josh duhamel fergie pics Fergie and Josh Duhamel recently announced that they're expecting their first child together, which is a big thing for any couple. Hilariously, it was a really big thing for Fergie herself, who got back to her roots and told it like it was when that plus sign showed up on her Clear Blue Easy. From The New York Post: “She was the one when we first found out that was like, ‘This [bleep] just got real,’ ” Duhamel told us at the Moves magazine party at Toy. “Those were the first words out of her mout...

Rihanna’s Gun Tattoo Proves She’s Not a Victim

Today is a day for tattoo news, apparently. Rihanna is another one who has pretty awful taste in them, but she insists that hers have meaning. For instance, the gun she's got under her right armpit doesn't mean "danger: you don't want to smell that", it actually is a symbol for her strength as a woman and her insistence on not being a victim... or whatever. "Everybody wanted to know what was happening in my life. Is she a drug addict? No. Is she an alcoholic? No. Is she a victim? No," Rihan...

Justin Bieber’s Mom Doesn’t Really Like His Tattoos, But Oh Well

Justin Bieber has a fondness for hideous body art and won't stop getting tattoos, which his mother, Pattie Mallette isn't really into. But, like anything else, she doesn't care all that much and thinks he's just going to do what he wants to do anyway, so why bother saying anything about it. From Entertainment Tonight: "That's one of those things that I don't necessarily have to like," said Mallette, acknowledging that, at 18, her son is legally an adult. "He's going to make his own decisions." I suppose ugly tattoos ...

Lindsay Lohan Gets Told Off (Via Her Lawyer) At Court

lindsay lohan pics Lindsay Lohan is all for personal appearances - except when it comes to her own court dates, of course.  She's been seeking a plea deal in her drunk driving case in an attempt to stay out of jail, but she half-assed even that, and the judge was none too pleased about it. From TMZ: Lindsay Lohan has an incompetent lawyer representing her .... so says the judge in her criminal case. It was shocking but Judge Jim Dabney reamed Mark Heller, saying he was incompetent to practice law in California and said Lindsay either ha...

Pete Wentz Isn’t Too Happy With Ashlee Simpson’s Drinking and Lesbian Flings

ashlee simpson pete wentz pics Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz split up ages ago, but they do have a kid together who they named after a borough of New York and a character from The Jungle Book, which explains why Pete isn't so happy that Ashlee's been going wild in recent months, partying hard and even engaging in lesbian flings (ooh la la)! Basically, he's told her to calm the hell down and start acting more like a mother and less like a carefree 18-year-old with an experimental side. From Radar Online: “Ashlee is in ...

Kristen Stewart Has Been Giving Rupert Sanders the Cold Shoulder

kristen stewart rupert sanders pics Despite recently being voted the least sexy actress in an online poll, Kristen Stewart has done quite well for herself with the gents, bagging Robert Pattinson and even getting some downstairs action from her Snow White and The Huntsman director Rupert Sanders. I don't know if either of those are bragging points, but let's just go with it. KStew worked hard to get out of the dog house and back into Rob's dirty underwear and she's not about to jeopardize that again, which is why she's been igno...