Hello, lords and ladies! It's that time again - a new photo, a new chance to caption for some awesome Evil Beet prizes. But to echo the gambler mindset, you've got to play to win! Therefore, take a look at the photo above and give us your funniest, most unique captions below, then check back next week to find out if you've won.
As for last week's Jennifer Lawrence picture, the whole lot of you (with one or two exceptions) are total perverts (which we love).
Winner: issueboy Lav with "LITTLE CEA...
Halle Berry stole Whitney Houston's hair for 'The Call' [The Superficial]
Oscar Pistorius is on the cover of TIME magazine, for some reason [The Frisky]
Carmen Electra would love to pose nude for Playboy again [Starpulse]
Leonardo DiCaprio is in Japan, promoting a movie [Lainey Gossip]
Is Courtney Stodden getting a job, finally? [Socialite Life]
Russell Crowe is out for lunch with Samantha Barks [Splash News Online]
Kim Kardashian is still wearing ugly maternity clothes [Yeeeah]
Lindsay L...
Jay Baruchel proposed to longtime girlfriend Alison Pill back in 2011, and it seemed like nothing could stop their love (or something). However, that couldn't be more wrong, as the wedding has since been called off - apparently her doing, if Jay's Twitter page is anything to go by:
"Alone again, naturally. Heartbroken. I won't be on twitter for awhile gang. Getting dumped rules.
Oh, okay. There's nothing better than someone feeling the need to spill the ups and downs of their relationship on social networking sit...
Justin Bieber's panties - sorry, knickers - have been in a twist since he's been in London, especially since the city was solely responsible for putting a stop to his underage circus party last week. Like any toddler, he was bound to throw a fit in retaliation, and that came in the form of showing up two hours late for his concert at London's O2 arena last night. Needless to say, fans - and, you know, their parents - are none too pleased. To make matters worse, he didn't even bother to apologise once he got on st...
From Entertainmentwise:
Mark Wahlberg could soon be dominating the charts with Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch.
The group achieved a Billboard Hot 100 number one hit with their track 'Good Vibrations', which went on to go platinum in later years.
His acting career took off and carried him away from the world of music, even scoring him two Oscar nominations, but Mark has hinted he's missing the stage.
"Do you think it will be lucrative?" he replied, when asked if he might turn to music again. "Well, the Funk...
Prince Jackson has booked his first acting gig [ICYDK]
Is Jimmy Fallon going to replace Jay Leno on The Tonight Show? [Elite Daily]
Even Rihanna can't really pull off this DKNY jumpsuit? [Moe Jackson]
This was a pretty classic episode of Family Feud [College Poison]
Katherine Webb has some pretty gigantic feet [IDLYITW]
Brittany Snow looks great at the Independent Spirit Awards [G Celeb]
Here's Kelly Brook with a dildo. Don't even ask [Drunken Stepfather]
And here's some sh...
Damn, shit just got dark with Bradley Cooper. Despite being one of Hollywood's most bankable actors and having been nominated for an Oscar for his work in Silver Linings Playbook, he's not really all that phased by it because fame and fortune and all that don't really matter when you've watched your own father pass away.
From GQ (via Metro):
The Silver Linings Playbook star said the idea of death haunts him and gives him confidence in equal measure after he nursed his stockbroker dad, ...
James McAvoy may have some intimacy issues that need addressing, as I've never heard anyone describe (consensual) sex as "a nightmare". However, that's exactly what he called it when asked how he feels about having to strip down and perform on camera for any of his film roles.
From Metro:
'I mean, sex is a nightmare in real life until you meet the person you click with. When you’re pretending, multiply that anxiety by a thousand,’ said the 33-year-old.
‘You wake up in the morn...
Pink is so great. She had an adorable baby girl called Willow with husband Cary Hart a couple of years ago and is still working on getting her body back to where it was before her pregnancy. That in and of itself is a miracle - most celebrities are desperate to be back to size 0 before they're even out of the hospital. Not Pink, though - she loved being pregnant, eating whatever she wanted and actually, she didn't mind being "chubby" at all.
From The Mirror:
“I'm almost there, but I'm not in tour shape yet...
No need to have some big discussion on the relative merits and downfalls of the monarchy in the comments - show some respect. (I'm mostly kidding - slam the royals at will! That's what free speech is all about!) Personally, I love Queen Elizabeth and think she's been a great monarch and it's making me real sad to know that she probably hasn't got many years ahead of her. That's why it's especially troubling to hear that the 86-year-old has been rushed to hospital with a hardcore stomach virus...
Chris Cooper is the new Green Goblin, in case you cared [The Superficial]
Mariah Carey looks good in red leopard print [Lainey Gossip]
January Jones is still talking about eating placenta [Yeeeah]
The cast of 'Modern Family' gets stuck in an elevator [Starpulse]
Celebrities have a thing for oversized handbags [theBERRY]
Anne Hathaway threw a fit over Amanda Seyfried's Oscar dress [Celebzter]
LeAnn Rimes feels the need to apologise for... whatever [Celebitchy]
Kate Middleton makes it to...
Christ almighty, what is it with Charlie Sheen's obsession with Lindsay Lohan? He's been throwing cash her way for months now to help with unpaid taxes, shredded dresses and the like... and now he wants to mentor her. I just can't.
From TMZ:
Charlie tells TMZ, "I have a kinship with somebody [Lindsay] who clearly needs a mentor, whether she wants one or not. She can continue to hang out with her dress shredding club buddies, or turn to me for some advice from a guy who's been down the road as well as ...