Chelsea Handler is always running her mouth about some celebrity or other, and she's showing no signs of stopping. This time around, it's Taylor Swift she has thoughts on - mainly that TSwift goes through so many boyfriends so quickly because she's a virgin who won't put out and men are only interested in getting laid, so they hit the pike once they realise she's not going to open her legs.
From Watch What Happens Live:
"My theory about Taylor Swift is that she's a virgin," she said. "That eve...
Bieber, put your fucking shirt on. (unless you lost all your shirts in a fire in which case my condolences and please purchase a new shirt.)
I don't really know what to say about this, but it freaks my beans how good Leonardo DiCaprio is at impersonating Jack Nicholson, particularly because how do you even discover that you can do a Jack Nicholson impression? How does that happen? Does he do it at parties? Did someone dare him to try it one day? Does he own the director's cut of As Good As It Gets? Are his multiple sex partners turned on by it? So many questions, so few answers.
I hope you keep this image stuck in your brain for ...
Olivia Wilde, who I never really pay attention to in the grand scheme of things, became my new best friend when she felt it necessary to go on Twitter just to tell Justin Bieber to put a shirt on and stop looking like a reject from a Vanilla Ice biopic audition room. Well, that last bit was all me, but you know what I mean.
Courtney Stodden thinks she's the next Marilyn Monroe [StarCrush]
Jessica Jane Clement is mostly dressed [Taxi Driver Movie]
Katy Perry goes for a power walk incognito, but we know it's her [Popoholic]
Lisa Rinna gives the peace sign on her way out of yoga class [ICYDK]
Snooki has lost 42 lbs but that's not why she looks better [Hollywood PQ]
Selena Gomez is in the recording studio, yay [MoeJackson]
Shailene Woodley is in the new Spider-Man film for some reason [Drunken Stepfather]
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Kanye West has really felt the stigma of being a skirt-wearing rapper in the past, and now he thinks it's gone beyond teasing and actually started to affect public opinion of him. After MTV released its Hottest MC In The Game list and placed Yeezy in a paltry 7th place, he rang up Hot 97 to put a stop to the madness and stand up against skirt-haters everywhere.
"I feel like in order for them to put me as number seven they had to bring up things they didn't like. They didn't like the Cruel Summer album. And...
In a story too good to make up, Elton John apparently booked a separate hotel room for his sunglasses in Brazil last week ahead of a show he'll be performing there on Saturday. The reason the specs needed their own space? He wanted them to be kept at a specific temperature. Let's all pretend this makes any kind of sense at all and isn't the most ridiculous thing you've heard today.
From The Sun:
The Rocket Man singer booked the added accommodation at the five star Ouro Minas for his legenda...
Today in sex education: ladies, if you don't use protection during sex or are not on birth control, there's a chance you may fall pregnant. Apparently Jessica Simpson missed that day's lesson, because the singer/actress/Weight Watchers spokeswoman (what does she do???) admitted that her second pregnancy, which came less than a year after she gave birth to daughter Maxwell, was a total surprise. Ouch.
From an appearance on The Ellen DeGeneres Show (via DigitalSpy):
Simpson was in the midst o...
Miley Cyrus quits Twitter over Liam Hemsworth cheating rumours [The Superficial]
Jessica Chastain might be in the new Tarzan movie, for some reason [Lainey Gossip]
Demi Moore finally filed for divorce from Ashton Kutcher [Bohomoth]
Emilia Clarke looks gorgeous in her GQ outtake shots [Starpulse]
James Franco is doing the talkshow circuit ahead of 'Oz' [Splash News Online]
Ian Somerhalder might start selling '50 Shades' sex toys soon, or something [Celeb Dirty Laundry]
Fergie is hiding her baby bump... with fringe [I'm Not Obses...
Taylor Swift is famous for writing songs about her Hollywood boyfriends and she gets a lot of stick for it, which is pretty stupid since she's a musician and all musicians who write their own music write about their relationships. Anyway, if Harry Styles, John Mayer or anyone else has a problem with this arrangement, they can feel free to write their own songs about Taylor. Really, she won't be mad!
From InStyle:
"I can take it. If I'm gonna write songs about my exes they can write songs abo...
Aw, people were mean to the wittle baby and now he wants you all to say sowwy for making him cwy! Justin Bieber is a toolbox of the highest order, and that's putting it nicely. In the UK alone he's reached new heights of douchebaggery, from showing up 3 hours late to his own concert and making VIP fans (read: kids whose parents paid HUNDREDS for what was literally meant to be 30 seconds with the star and wasn't even that, in the end) wait four hours to be ignored by him to walking around in the middle of winter with no shirt on to show off his chil...
Oooh, juicy! A former schoolmate of Tom Cruise's claims that everyone's (least) favourite scientologist was kicked out of Catholic school - St. Francis Seminary School in Cincinnati, to be precise - back in the day because he was caught stealing alcohol from a school cupboard. First of all, why was there alcohol in a school cupboard? I suppose if it was wine for communion, they could explain it away, but who knows. Second of all, Catholicism must have gotten bad if Tom felt the need to conve...