Justin Bieber isn't having a very good 2013 so far. He's showed up hours late for his own concerts, been kicked out of two clubs, got in a fight with a photographer and canceled another show over what seems to be low ticket sales. His transformation into complete and utter waste of space seems nearly complete! But if you're going to have your head so far up your own asshole you can't see the light of day, you'll want to consult someone who's been there, done that, right? Enter will.i.am!
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Jennifer Love Hewitt has what you (well, she) would describe as "King Kong boobs", and any lady with a nice rack knows it's a good asset to have on hand. However, like diamonds, gold bars and stock market earnings, assets must be protected, and insurance is always a handy thing to have. Our good friend Jennifer thinks it's hilarious to joke about insuring her boobs and thinks they're worth a few million.
From USA Today:
"I need, like, an insurance invitation. If somebody was like, 'Hey, you know what? We would like to insure your boobs for $2.5 million dollars,' I'd be like, 'Do it. Love it! Why not?'" laughed Hewitt, who wears a size 36C bra. She then pointed to her chest and joked, "These things right here are worth $5 million!"
Y'all know JLH is forever in her skivvies on The Client List, which is one of the worst shows on TV at the moment, but apparently her grandmother loves it, especially when she bares all:
Hewitt shows off her famous assets regularly on the nighttime soap, much to the delight of her 86-year-old grandmother. "My grandmother loves to call me the TV ho," the actress giggled. "She thinks it's hysterical. . . I get to rub abs for a living. I never thought that that would be my job, so that's exciting. It's a hard job, but somebody has to do it, and I'm glad it's me!"
Nothing like Memaw's support for gratuitous Lifetime nudity! My grandmother still refers to my partner as my "friend", so I don't think she's very progressive. In fact, I think even watching The Client List might finish her off for good. Kudos to Jennifer Love Hewitt's grandma for successfully navigating the 21st century. And to Jennifer Love Hewitt herself, I suppose, for taking pride in her body. />Jennifer Love Hewitt has what you (well, she) would describe as "King Kong boobs", and any lady with a nice rack knows it's a good asset to have on hand. However, like diamonds, gold bars and stock market earnings, assets must be protected, and insurance is always a handy thing to have. Our good friend Jennifer thinks it's hilarious to joke about insuring her boobs and thinks they're worth a few million.
From USA Today:
"I need, like, an insurance invitation. If somebody was like, 'Hey, you know ...
Russell Brand, for all intents and purposes, is a pretty decent dude. He does his yoga, helps homeless people, always uses condoms, he knows how to be dignified after a painful divorce... I don't have a problem with him. Is he a bit... intense? Sure. But generally, I think he's a harmless bro who's worked hard to get his life together and I applaud him for that. Of course, that doesn't mean he's perfect, and now some bro in LA is claiming that Russell mowed him down with his car and he wants $185,00...
Don't ever get famous, or at least make sure you don't have a family when you do because they will run their traps to any press outlet that will listen. That's what's going on now with Kris Humphries' aunt and uncle (like, why bother?) - he claims that Kris wants revenge against she-devil and couch-ass haver Kim Kardashian. In fact, he actually wants a "pound of flesh" from her, which I'm sure she'll be glad to donate ten-fold, if all the bullshit about her horror at her pregnancy weight gain are to be belie...
Justin Timberlake's new album, The 20/20 Experience, isn't due out until next Tuesday (March 19), but oh, what the hell, it's 2013 and it was going to leak anyway. Therefore, Mr. Suit & Tie himself has decided to stream the album in full on iTunes. The tracks aren't separated so you don't really know what you're listening to, but that sorta doesn't matter because holy shit, it's really good. That's coming from someone who would never describe herself as a JT fan or anything but knows really...
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The Beckham kids are still adorable as they go out to support Dad [Lainey Gossip]
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Britney Spears takes her new boyfriend to the tanning salon [Socialite Life]
Emma Stone looks great at the Croods p...
After picking up a trophy for Best Picture with Argo at the Oscars last month, Ben Affleck isn't busting his ass on his next project or anything. Instead, he's sitting on it, eating ice cream on his couch and hanging out with his wife/BFF/biggest fan Jennifer Garner. Sounds like a pretty good life, eh?
From US Weekly:
Affleck explained to Us Weekly that he's been reluctant to get out of sweats post-Oscars. "Luckily, I've been able to just enjoy my good fortune the last couple of weeks, just sit back and take it in, not do anything, ...
Another day, another celebrity hacking. This time it's not tits and ass we're getting a peek at, but rather private financial information of some of Hollywood's biggest stars (and a few politicians, too). Surprise: they're all rich! Filthy rich!
From TMZ:
Twelve big celebs and political figures, including Jay-Z, Beyonce, are the victims of a hacker who has posted detailed information about what appears to be their finances ... and we've learned law enforcement is on the case.
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Hello, beeters! It’s that time again – a new photo, a new chance to caption for some awesome Evil Beet prizes. Remember, you've got to be in it to win it! Therefore, take a look at the photo above and give us your funniest, most unique captions below, then check back next week to find out if you’ve won.
As for last week’s Jennifer Aniston and Adele picture, the whole lot of you are totally mean (which we love).
Winner: TeeGee with “Oh this? It’s a wedding ring. Don’t yo...
Justin Bieber's fans are nuts, Lady GaGa's are slightly worse and One Direction's are taking the cake this week for sending death threats to another fan who was lucky enough to be chosen by Harry Styles to come on stage during one of their recent concerts in Belfast and is now apparently his girlfriend.
From The Sun:
Jealous girls vowed to kill Shaniece Nesbitt, 18, after she spent the night with Harry at his hotel after a gig.
The Sun told yesterday how the singer, 19, singled her out in Belfast because she looked like actress Mega...
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Lisa Rinna's workout outfit is just a bit revealing [Taxi Driver Movie]
Blake Lively shows off her legs for The Croods' premiere [Popoholic]
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Oh no they didn't! Except, you know, they apparently did. Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie got engaged ages ago, but Mister Chanel just got their 90-day wedding license last week and they could be tying the knot this May. Hurrah! Everyone loves a wedding... except for Jennifer Aniston, whose own ceremony to fiancé Justin Theroux is supposed to be happening around the same time. Escandalo!
From The Sun:
Brad got a wedding licence at the end of last month — which stated they must marry in 90...