Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Harry Styles Has the Hots For Jennifer Lawrence Now

jennifer lawrence harry styles Harry Styles usually goes for women that are old enough to be his mother since girls his own age rarely put out or whatever, but he's staying in his peer group for now and is apparently interested in bagging Jennifer Lawrence. He apparently went so far as to tweet a fake account (she's not even on Twitter) in hopes of getting closer. Since JLaw has a molecule of common sense, there's a better chance of Lindsay Lohan going to prison for 10 years than there is of Harry getting into her pants, but whatever. From Heat:...

Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson’s Relationship Woes Are All Stephenie Meyer’s Fault

robert pattinson kristen stewart stephanie meyer pics No one gives two shits about Stephenie Meyer anymore now that the whole Twilight saga is finally done. Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson have probably deleted her number from their iPhones and added her email address to their spam filter, but like door to door Jesus peddlers, Stephenie won't go away that easy. To stay in the press, she's opened up and admitted that she blames herself for KStew and RPattz's relationship woes because if they weren't involved in the Twilight brouhaha, the whol...

Gwyneth Paltrow Nearly Died From a Miscarriage, Apparently

Gwyneth Paltrow lives on pete moss and lettuce water, but somehow she's managed to give birth to two healthy (and gluten-deprived) kids with Chris Martin. However, the wheatgrass isn't always green on Gwyn's side of the fence, because it turns out she suffered a miscarriage when attempting to bring a third child into the world, and she doesn't know whether she should try to get pregnant again. From You:
"My children ask me to have a baby all the time. And you never know, I could squeeze one more in. I am missing my third. I'm thinking about it. "I had a really bad experience when I was pregnant with my third. It didn't work out and I nearly died. So I am like, 'Are we good here or should we go back and try again?'"
Going through a miscarriage is an awful thing for anyone to go through, but I'm not being flippant when I question whether part of the reason she miscarries is that she barely eats anything and doesn't take in nearly enough calories to sustain the pregnancy? I know she's done it twice and all - and hopefully when she is pregnant, she throws away her 700 calorie per day Tracy Anderson bullshit - but given the illnesses she openly suffers from (osteoporosis, "gluten intolerance" and anemia come to mind, immediately), it's not as surprising as perhaps it should be. I like Gwyneth for comedic value. I think Lindy West got it spot on when she wrote: "Commitment to whimsy + clueless gusto + impenetrable privilege = the world's best comedy." Amen, sister. Here's hoping Gwyneth ups her food intake and is soon no longer "missing [her] third". />Gwyneth Paltrow lives on pete moss and lettuce water, but somehow she's managed to give birth to two healthy (and gluten-deprived) kids with Chris Martin. However, the wheatgrass isn't always green on Gwyn's side of the fence, because it turns out she suffered a miscarriage when attempting to bring a third child into the world, and she doesn't know whether she should try to get pregnant again. From You: "My children ask me to have a baby all the time. And you never know, I could squeeze one more in. I am mi...

Lady GaGa’s Wedding Dress Will Be Versace

lady gaga When the poor man's Madonna rises from her golden wheelchair just in time to walk down the aisle with alleged fiancé Taylor Kinney, she'll apparently be wearing Versace. Lady GaGa will eschew tradition (because of course she will) for her wedding and instead asked Donatella Versace to make her a black and gold gown with diamonds in it (because of course she did). From The Sun: The singer asked the fashion queen to create a gown made with black and gold silk with diamonds sewn into the bodice. She also wants a removable skirt and train which c...

Beyoncé Lost 57lbs In 3 Months After Giving Birth

How is losing nearly 60 lbs in just 3 months after shooting a baby out of your nether regions humanly possible outside of like, The Biggest Loser, where they eat about 600 calories and work out about 8 hours per day and have roughly 150 - 200+ pounds to lose, thereby making all of that easier (but still super unhealthy)? Well, that's pretty much what Beyoncé is saying happened to her after Blue Ivy graced the world with her presence. From Shape:
"I gained 57lbs when I was pregnant. I didn't have a lot of time to lose the weight, because I scheduled a show three months after I gave birth, which I would never do again. "I'm not a person that is naturally very thin. I am a person that has to work at keeping my body in shape. For me dancing is what keeps me active. Not everyone is supposed to be the same. "Be healthy and take care of yourself, but be happy with the beautiful things that make you, you."
Aight, I'm with the body positivity and appreciate that Bey is open about the fact that most Hollywood stars aren't stick figures without either starving themselves and/or spending every spare second at a gym (or any other number of unsavory procedures that I probably can't even fathom), but I also don't believe that Beyoncé didn't take part in that whole process if she lost 57 lbs in 3 months. I just don't. Of course, I'm waiting for some of y'all to pipe up with how she didn't really lose that much because she didn't gain that much because she was never really pregnant. I await you, naysayers. You make my days worth it. />How is losing nearly 60 lbs in just 3 months after shooting a baby out of your nether regions humanly possible outside of like, The Biggest Loser, where they eat about 600 calories and work out about 8 hours per day and have roughly 150 - 200+ pounds to lose, thereby making all of that easier (but still super unhealthy)? Well, that's pretty much what Beyoncé is saying happened to her after Blue Ivy graced the world with her presence. From Shape: "I gained 57lbs when I was pregnant. I didn't ...

Boo Hoo: Jude Law Isn’t Really a Womanizer And You Shouldn’t Call Him One

jude law Jude Law hasn't been interesting to me in... well, he was never interesting. But in order to cling to the spotlight, he's decided to go about 10 years in the past and bring up the fact that he was vilified in the press for cheating on former fiancée Sienna Miller with his children's nanny, claiming that he's been treated unfairly and that reports about him being a total asshole womanizer in the press have been "horrible" and "boring". From ShortList: “I don’t really want to get into this,” he says, ...

George Clooney’s Not Ready to Get Married and Stacy Keibler Is Surprised By This

george clooney stacy keibler George Clooney may or may not have called it quits with his latest conquest Stacy Keibler, but it's not looking good for the pair. If there's one thing all humans know by now, it's that the Silver Fox will never settle down and put a ring on it. There's nothing you can to do change a bro who feels that way, and there's no "right woman" that's going to change his mind. According to a new story from The Sun (via DigitalSpy), however, all of this came as a surprise to Stacy, who only just realised s...

Ryan Seacrest and Julianne Hough Are No More

ryan seacrest julianne hough Nooooo, how could this be happening? How could true love die?!?! Ryan Seacrest and Julianne Hough, the American Idol generation's one shining beacon of everlasting love (LOL) and a possible example of proper bearding techniques are no longer together. This actually does kind of suck, 'cos they were sort of weirdly adorable together, in that way that those stuffed animasl an ex won you at a carnival that're now sitting in a trash bag in your basement is. If you want to know what the hell I'm talking about, good luck, because I do...

Hold Your Horses, Everyone: Lil Wayne’s Not Dead Yet

lil wayne Everyone got all up in arms yesterday after TMZ claimed that Lil Wayne was back in hospital yet again. He was released on Wednesday after suffering a seizure the night before, but the site claimed that he went on a Sizzurp binge or something and was readmitted to have his stomach pumped three times to get rid of the codeine in his system, and that he was receiving his last rites and was expected to die. The only problem with that story is... it seems to be false. Here's the initial report: Li...

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Are Getting Matching “Commitment Tattoos”

kim kardashian kanye west Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are absolute self-obsessed idiots - and therefore perfect for one another - so I don't really have a problem with the idea of them getting matching commitment tattoos. Besides, I suppose it's better than another televised sham wedding, eh? From The Daily Star: The pair, who are expecting their first child in June, have been to famous LA tattoo parlour Shamrock Social. We're told: "They'll have each other's names tattooed, leaving a big space for the baby's name, so they all intertwine." Aw, isn't that ...

Michelle Williams Wore Redface and People Aren’t Too Happy About It

This is a tough story to write for several reasons. One, I really love Michelle Williams and think she's lovely and a wonderful actress and all that. Two, I really, honestly don't believe there was a single racist motivation behind this photoshoot for the British publication AnOther magazine, which sees her dressed in "redface" - you know, Native American garb. Mind you, lack of intention doesn't negate the fact that something is wrong and/or offensive, which is the point writers over at Jezebel were trying to make when they called out the mag - and Michelle herself - earlier this week, writing, "Just as Blackface is never okay, Redface is never okay. Ever." Right, I feel you on that - we can't pick and choose on what counts as racist and what doesn't and we should be consistent across the board, though I personally find it really hard to be as offended by this as I would someone in Blackface. Why is that? I have no idea. Perhaps that's a societal thing, since Native American oppression and treatment has long been kept sorta under wraps in comparison. It's definitely not right, it's just what happens. In any case, AnOther made a statement in response to Jezebel's piece apologising for any offense caused and clarifying their intention for the photoshoot:
"The image... is one of a suite of images taken from inside the magazine, presenting Ms Williams in a series of eight different imaginary characters. All the characters in the story were inspired by multiple fashion and cultural references, characters and eras, as well as by our admiration of Ms Williams as one of the most respected and talented actresses of her generation."
I'm inclined to read this as sincere. It's also difficult to question whether people think too big of a deal is being made by this because chances are, most of us are white people who don't have to deal with cultural or racial oppression on a daily basis. Still, I wonder if this wasn't sensationalised just a little and question where we draw the line between artistic expression and cultural appropriation/racism. />This is a tough story to write for several reasons. One, I really love Michelle Williams and think she's lovely and a wonderful actress and all that. Two, I really, honestly don't believe there was a single racist motivation behind this photoshoot for the British publication AnOther magazine, which sees her dressed in "redface" - you know, Native American garb. Mind you, lack of intention doesn't negate the fact that something is wrong and/or offensive, which is the point writers over at Jezebel were...

MIA’s Custody Battle With Benjamin Bronfman Is Getting Messy

mia MIA is the mother to a lovely little 4-year-old boy called Ikhyd with ex-fiancé Benjamin Bronfman and shit is getting ugly. Since the pair broke up, they've become embroiled in a pretty heated custody battle over the kid, with Bronfman's family seeking full custody. MIA is obviously not having it, and accused him of trying to use his wealth to take Ikhyd away from her in a series of tweets (which have all been deleted now): "BEN you cant take my son away from me 'The mother'. Just because you have money doesn...