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Paging Nicole Kidman: BFF Naomi Watts Thinks Plastic Surgery Can Look ‘Freakish’

naomi watts Naomi Watts is the latest star to go on and on about how much she loves aging naturally and how doesn't believe in plastic surgery. The difference is, I actually kind of believe her, for some reason. Maybe it's because I really dig Naomi as just like, a lady in general. I met her a few years back and she was really sweet, quite shy and actually told me to go write a book. I haven't done that yet, but it's the thought that counts, I guess. Anyway, unlike her BFF Nicole Kidman, who's pumped her face so full of Botox she's like her own...

Khloe Kardashian Isn’t Sexing It With The Game, She’s Just His Workout Buddy

khloe kardashian game rob kardashian Alright, I don't even know what the hell is going on with this story. Khloe Kardashian was rumoured to be having an affair with rapper The Game earlier this week after the two were photographed in the same place. Now, we all know two things, here. One, Khloe is sprung off b-ball husband Lamar Odom and two, The Game is ugly as hell. I know, I know, that's rude, but you know I'm right. Not that someone has to be super physically attractive to kick game (pun totally intended), but yknow. Tattoo...

Beyoncé Is The New Face of H&M and Will Soon Take Over the World

beyonce h&M Above is the first image for Beyoncé's upcoming campaign for H&M from the 'Beyoncé as Mrs Carter in H&M' collection. That's right, Beyoncé is taking over the world. She's got a new tour, new (sorta shitty) music and now a new fashion campaign. What can't she do? Seriously, is there something she can't do? Because I'd like to see it. She's only starting her comeback and even as a massive Bey fan, I'm feeling overloaded already. Anyway, she's recorded a new track for the "epic fantasy"-t...

Miley Cyrus Is Wearing Her Engagement Ring Again So Everyone Can Shut Up Now

miley cyrus ring instagram Look, we all know that Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth's relationship is dunzo. It's over, finished, kaput. He's f-cked off to Australia and she's getting ugly new tattoos and ne'er the twain shall meet again... OR WILL IT? Miley wants to keep everyone guessing, so after she was photographed without her engagement ring on a few occasions over the past week and people started to take it as a sign that the reports of the couple's split were correct, she decided to change the whole game and (dun dun dunnnn) put the ring b...

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eddie redmayne Eddie Redmayne in W Magazine is a beautiful thing to behold [ICYDK] 'Teen Mom' Farrah has been arrested again, this time for DUI [The Superficial] Shailene Woodley is going to be in 'The Fault In Our Stars' [Lainey Gossip] Adele might be getting married to her baby daddy [Bohomoth] Bobby Brown released from prison after nine hours [Starpulse] Ashley Benson goes back to blonde and looks good that way [Splash News Online] Kim Kardashian might rent out an entire hospital floor to ...

Ryan Gosling Takes Time Off From Acting, The World Cries

ryan gosling I feel like a traitor to all human beings when I say that Ryan Gosling doesn't do much for me. I know that makes sense since I'm like a young Ellen DeGeneres without the short haircut and all the money, but I feel like anyone with a pulse can see Ryan's draw. Is he handsome? Sure. Is he a total sweetie? Seems to be. I just can't seem to muster the enthusiasm for him that so many people (okay, mostly all women) do. In any case, if you're in the group of people who's gaga for Gosling, this is going to hit hard: ...

Rihanna’s Bus Got Stopped By Canadian Customs & Surprise! There Was Weed On It

rihanna weed Rihanna's currently on her Diamonds world tour and frankly, I don't know how she does it. When I was in my stoner phase, I literally fell asleep at 8pm and could barely find enough energy to make the box of macaroni & cheese I ended up eating the whole thing of, let alone perform at sold-out venues across the world. Still, she's somehow doing it and on her way to Canada, shit got real when her tour buses were searched at customs and weed was found. Revealing that weed was found on one of Ri...

‘Homeland’ Update: Damian Lewis Is a Buzzkill, Says Carrie and Brody Are Over

claire danes damien lewis carrie brody Everyone knows that Claire Danes and Damian Lewis as Carrie and Brody on Homeland are absolutely f-cking brilliant. And they're also just f-cking a lot - well, were, until all hell broke loose and that car bomb went off and whatnot. They're the worst possible couple in the world, but that's sort of why they're so great to watch. No love quite like tragic love - in TV and film, of course. In real life, that shit needs to go. Anyway, that's all coming to a close for good, I guess, as Buzzkill Damian accepted the...

One Direction Fans Want to Kill Liam Payne’s Puppy

liam payne danielle peazer In the latest episode of "Teenage Girls Are Batshit Crazy", some One Direction fans aren't too keen on the fact that Liam Payne has a new girlfriend in Danielle Peazer, is happy with her and that the pair have got a new puppy together. They're so pissed off about it, in fact, that they're threatening to kill the dog as a form of... revenge? Idiocy? Insanity? All three? Everybody meet mine and @daniellepeazer new dog Loki :) twitter.com/Real_Liam_Payn…— Liam Payne (@Real_Liam_Payne) March 17, 2013 Liam announced the dog's arrival on his Twitter p...

Bruno Mars Is a Poet Who Describes Sex As Only An Artist Could

bruno mars Bruno Mars is a little fedora-wearing troll who also really likes cocaine. Or, you know, used to - before he was arrested for possession of 2.6 grams of it in Las Vegas back in 2010. He's also an absolutely terrible lyricist who manages to put together some catchy melodies that make me hate myself when they get stuck in my head. In a new interview with GQ, Bilbo opens up about his wonderful songwriting skills and penchant for describing sex and women's bodies in the most awkward and least sexy way possible. We begin with the recentl...

A Change Is Gonna Come… For Evil Beet!

We've been waiting to reveal this to you for a while, and now's the time: We're getting a facelift! Within the next week or so, we'll be unveiling a new layout for Evil Beet Gossip that is more streamlined, easier to read and will hopefully address a lot of the issues you guys have let us know about over the months (misplaced ads, be gone!) - we think you'll love it! Don't worry, though - there won't be any downtime and you won't even notice anything's changing until... well, until it has. On another note, we know a few of you have been having issues with your comments not posting. I've gone through and manually approved these comments so they should actually appear on the site now, but please bear with us as our spam filter updates and we get it all sorted. We love reading what you have to say, so keep talking to us! Finally, we're going to be revamping our social media outlets, as well, and getting more involved with you all on Facebook and Twitter. If you don't already follow us, add us @ebgossip and "like" our Facebook page over here. We're really excited for the future of the site and are so glad you all come round to read, comment and engage with one another. Keep your eyes peeled for the new site! />We've been waiting to reveal this to you for a while, and now's the time: We're getting a facelift! Within the next week or so, we'll be unveiling a new layout for Evil Beet Gossip that is more streamlined, easier to read and will hopefully address a lot of the issues you guys have let us know about over the months (misplaced ads, be gone!) - we think you'll love it! Don't worry, though - there won't be any downtime and you won't even notice anything's changing until... well, until it has. On...

Pale Girls Rejoice: Jennifer Garner’s Nickname Used to Be “Casper”

jennifer garner I'm pale as hell and I burn lobster red (even with sunscreen) when I'm out in the sun for more than an hour, so I totally feel Jennifer Garner when she admits she used to be made fun of for being so white. I mean, just last year I was walking to the subway and some teenager (ugh, youth!) called me a "white ghost bitch", which made me laugh a LOT but also goes to show you just how pale I really am. I like to call it "Elizabethan beauty". Anyway, Jennifer wasn't called "Casper" because she'...