Lady GaGa is alive and well and isn't taking any hints from fate that she might need to take a goddamn break for a little while. Instead, she's working as much as ever and one of her projects is a full-length jazz album with Tony Bennett asldzzzzz... oh, sorry, fell asleep on the keyboard. I'm all about the classics and Tony Bennett certain qualifies as a music legend, but that record is going to be a one way ticket to Snoozetown. Let's let Pepaw share the news.
From Rolling Stone:
"We're working on it from now un...
I really don't like people seeing me sleep. I don't know why, I just don't. Years ago, when I lived with my best friend, I would fall asleep on the couch while she was out and if she came home while I was napping, I'd literally grab a magazine really quickly and pretend like I was awake the whole time. She was never fooled and that was a really weird thing to do, but whatever. At least I know that no matter how weird I am, I'll never be as weird as Tilda Swinton, who I believe is proof in the ...
Robert Pattinson finished with Kristen Stewart a while ago, but if there's one thing we all know, it's that Robsten is unbroken. Or... something. People just won't let these two break up like they were always going to do anyway, and now that they've been seen in the same place again - namely, the birthday party for Katy Perry's assistant (and Kristen's possible LOVAH), Tamra Natisin. Because two people can't be in the same place without f-cking, didn't you know?
Now some source has gone over to Hollywood Life and started spouti...
Looks like Jon Hamm managed to put his dong away for the Mad Men season 6 premiere, much to AMC's delight (and the chagrin of ladies of the world).
The cast - including January Jones, Christina Hendricks and the one who was married to Fred Armisen (oh yeah, Elisabeth Moss!) - came out in Los Angeles on Wednesday night to celebrate the new season and looked pretty great doing it, as well. Also, I haven't watched Mad Men since the first season, but love the addition of the token black character. And yes, t...
I just sort of want to let this story speak for itself because I guarantee you it's the most ridiculous thing you'll hear today - or probably all week. The National Enquirer - ambassador of completely true and reliable journalism - reports that Rihanna is cheating on future husband Chris Brown in order to show him that she's still got it and could have any man she wants. The person she's cheating with? Wait for it... wait for it... Dane Cook.
I wonder what goes on at the National Enquirer o...
Some surfer bro called John John Florence (what a dumb name) hinted on Australian TV earlier this week that he's (not) getting it on with Taylor Swift by saying that he's "not supposed to comment about that" and that their relationship is "kind of a secret thing going on right now" that he "can't bust out in the public just yet". Uh, what? Shut up, John John, you're annoying me already.
In any case, Taylor's people have vigorously denied these stories and said there's no way she's hooking ...
It's comforting to know that Britney Spears still eats at KFC [The Superficial]
Ashton Kutcher is an idiot but he's playing Steve Jobs anyway [Lainey Gossip]
Kim Kardashian thinks a leather maternity skirt is a good idea [Celebitchy]
Fergie is pleased to be pregnant but has no idea what she's doing [Starpulse]
Rachel Roberts looks a bit, uh, cold on the red carpet [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]
Allison Brie looks gorgeous in a green dress in a new shoot [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]
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Amanda Bynes has been losing her damn mind for a long ass time and lately seems to fancy herself as some sort of hip hop aficionado. She's even down with urban fashion! Oh, boy. Her latest foray into the land of f-cking insanity is a tweet she posted last night, in which she admits a rather, er, disturbing attraction to Drake, of all people.
I want @drake to murder my vagina— Amanda Bynes (@AmandaBynes) March 22, 2013
Well... okay. I honestly don't know what to say about that. Firstly, LOL. Sec...
Emma Watson has come a long way from Hermione Granger. She's taking on more "adult" roles and recently, she even stripped down for James Houston's new Natural Beauty book, which is meant to bring attention to the environment - because nothing says "stop greenhouse gasses" like "look at my tits!" The book costs $50, proceeds will go towards supporting environmental initiatives benefitting Global Green USA.
Here's what Houston has to say about his "art":
"This project merges my longtime interest in the human form a...
Take this with a grain of salt and all, but Robert Pattinson's new Dior campaign coming out in May is apparently pretty "explicit" and includes him "acting out a foursome" (or FOURSOME, as The Sun like to put it). All this debauchery wasn't just a nice "f-ck you" to Kristen Stewart, but it also earned him £8 million ($12.1 million). Hurrah!
Let's have a read, shall we?
R-Patz indulges in some “arty” bed-hopping for a new Dior men’s clothing campaign which will be appearing everywhere from May.
He filmed hi...
Here's how Lindsay Lohan ended up with her shitty lawyer [The Superficial]
January Jones is always so boring, why is that? [Lainey Gossip]
Vanessa Hudgens illustrates some "booty poppin'" on Jay Leno [Elite Daily]
Ashton Kutcher really wants his relationship with Mila Kunis to be private [Celebitchy]
Christina Aguilera has shed some pounds ahead of 'The Voice's new season [Starpulse]
Mariah Carey has some serious cleavage and she's not afraid to use it [G Celeb]
Jamie Foxx's dau...