Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Gwyneth Paltrow Wants To Give You a Blow Job

gwyneth paltrow No, Gwyneth Paltrow doesn't want to give you a true BJ - sperm contains too many calories to be included in the Tracy Anderson method, of course - but she will give a shitload of money (the equivalent of about 25cents in PaltrowDollars) to her hairstylist David Babaii and trainer Tracy to open the David Babaii Blow Dry Bar in Brentwood, CA - in fact, right inside Tracy's studio. From People: “It’s not just going to be a blowout bar,” Babaii tells PEOPLE of the new concept, opening April 4. “It’...

James Franco Gets Why People Hate Anne Hathaway

james franco anne hathaway We all remember when James Franco and Anne Hathaway hosted the Oscars. It's not the ceremony we remember so much as the intense backlash the pair received following their performance, which was, shall we say, less than stellar. James was stoned the whole time and Anne was, well, Anne. When all was said and done, things were left less than friendly between them - though they've since made up. Still, this story is not yet over. In an interview with Howard Stern (via US Weekly), James admitt...

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Jim Carrey is going to solve the whole gun control issue with a stupid song [The Superficial] Angelina Jolie is in Africa and telling people what to do [Lainey Gossip] Downton Abbey's Sybil did a nude scene before hitting ITV [The Frisky] Producers really want Sam Mendes back for another Bond film [Starpulse] Kelly Brook steals the spotlight in a gold dress in London [Splash News Online] Britney Spears goes out in Malibu in a teeny tiny bikini [Socialite Life] Ke$ha looked worse at the Kids Choice Awards tha...

Sarah Jessica Parker Needs to Get Over ‘The Carrie Diaries’, Says ‘Sex and the City’ Writer Candace Bushnell

carrie bradshaw Sarah Jessica Parker hasn't been shy about her dismay over the Sex and the City prequel, The Carrie Diaries. While she doesn't mind the young actress who plays a younger version of her famous Carrie Bradshaw character, AnnaSophia Robb, she just seems rather perplexed about why such a show was necessary in the first place. I'm sorta with her on that, in theory, but the show - what little I've seen of it, anyway - is kind of fun in a really mindless way. In any case, Sex and the City writer/creator Candace Bushnell ...

Rachel McAdams Has Ryan Gosling On Speed Dial Again

rachel mcadams ryan gosling Once upon a time, Rachel McAdams and Ryan Gosling did a little movie called The Notebook together and won the hearts of romantics everywhere as they fell in love on screen... and off! Alas, their love was not to be long term, which is a shame because they make a damn good looking couple and Eva Mendes is kinda weird, but that's besides the point. Rachel and Ryan have remained friends since their split, and now that Rachel has broken up with Michael Sheen, she's apparently got Ryan back on her sp...

Caption This: This Week’s Photo

Hello, beeters! It’s that time again – a new photo, a new chance to caption for some awesome Evil Beet prizes. Remember, you can never discover new oceans unless you have the courage to lose sight of the shore! Therefore, take a look at the photo above and give us your funniest, most unique captions below, then check back next week to find out if you’ve won. As for last week’s Prince William picture, here's the winner below: Winner: Rick with "Billy, your Grandmother called. She wa...

Kanye West Can’t Wait to Be Kim Kardashian’s Baby Daddy

kim kanye In today's edition of "No Shit, Sherlock", Kanye West apparently can't wait to be a dad to the creature due to crawl out of Kim Kardashian's nether regions in just a few months' time. From Showbiz Spy: “Kanye is going to do everything he needs to do to make sure Kim delivers his baby,” a source said. “So if that means he has to go to classes and help her breathe, he’s going to be there. If he has to hold her hand and she squeezes the hell out of it, he’s going to be one hand sh...

Rihanna Doctor Says She’ll Probably Die If She Doesn’t Get Her Shit Together

rihanna Rihanna seems hell bent on doing stupid shit every day, killing all her remaining brain cells with copious amounts of weed, drinking heavily, never sleeping, staying in f-cked up relationships... the list goes on and on. After being stuck with laryngitis earlier this month and forced to cancel two dates on her Diamonds world tour, it seems RiRi's doctor has given her a pretty serious wake-up call, revealing that if Chris Brown doesn't kill her, her hard partying lifestyle probably will. From Heat (via 4Music...

Even Chris Martin Thinks Gwyneth Paltrow Is Annoying

gwyneth paltrow chris martin You know you're one annoying motherf-cker when even your husband is worried about how much you're getting on people's nerves. I mean, let's face it - Gwyneth Paltrow, in the past month alone, has posted her "favourite things" online which total over $400k, told the world that she won't let her kids eat anything with gluten in it despite them being KIDS who NEED NUTRITION and even admitted that she finds herself to be a threat to other women. In other words: f-ck off, Gwyneth Paltrow. In any case, ...

Christina Aguilera Thinks Justin Bieber Needs to Take It Down Several Notches

justin bieber christina aguilera Justin Bieber's already purchased his one way ticket to Dickville, but some of his fellow celebrities seem to be pretty invested in making that a round-trip journey by offering him nuggets of "wisdom" to help him through this difficult time of... being difficult for no f-cking reason. The latest star to reach out a helping hand? Why, none other that former child star and forever queen of the inability to stay on one note, Christina Aguilera. From Hollyscoop (via The Sun): “You live life and it’s hard ...

Stevie Nicks Used To Really, Really Like Cocaine

stevie nicks Stevie Nicks is a living legend, and one who used to do a whole lot of drugs back in the day. She's since tucked her mirror and rolled $20 bill away in a hope chest alongside her peasant skirts and dream catchers, but there was a time when Stevie wouldn't leave her house without a shitload of cocaine in her shoes. Opening up on Oprah's new Master Class series (via KHON), Stevie recalled: Nicks says, "Everybody else thought you looked beautiful but that's because everybody else was stoned. You didn't look be...

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lindsay lohan Lindsay Lohan is a very busy movie star, you guys [The Superficial] Viggo Mortensen is alive and well, even though you probably forgot he existed [Lainey Gossip] Emmy Rossum's retro waves are looking good [Yeeeah] Justin Timberlake's new album is on track to sell a million copies [Starpulse] Even Britney Spears has bad hair days sometimes [Splash News Online] Let's ring in spring with some celebs in bikinis, shall we? [theBERRY] Can Brad Pitt make 'World War Z' a blockbuster? [...