Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are apparently getting married sometime soon and everyone (especially Jennifer Aniston, LOLZ) wants to know when, but they're not telling. The reports of a possible secret wedding during Christmas 2012 have been circulating for months, ever since Angie started wearing a wedding ring on her wifey finger, so of course every reporter she deigns to give a few precious moments of her time wants to know if they're already married or what.
From TMZ:
Unfortunately your brows...
"My humor doesn't always connect... I'm the new Larry David."
"I'm kind of misunderstood. I curb your enthusiasm."
I think that's not... I mean, I'm not sure that works how you think it does, Usher. I love Larry David and I don't have any feelings about Usher (even though I'm seeing a lot more of him now that The Voice is back), but I don't think he's ever made me laugh. He's a singer. Just sing, man. />
I don't know what possessed Usher to say this shit, but he turned up on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon and started making pretending that he's led by his spirit animal before insisting he's just a misunderstood comedian. You know, like Larry David. --__--
"My humor doesn't always connect... I'm the new Larry David."
"I'm kind of misunderstood. I curb your enthusiasm."
I think that's not... I mean, I'm not sure that works how you think it does, Usher. I love Larry David and I don't have any feelings about Usher (even though I'm see...
Blake Lively has gone full-blown Canadian, I guess [Lainey Gossip]
Ireland Baldwin is posting bikini selfies now [The Superficial]
I don't know who Natalie Benattia is, but she's smoking hot [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]
Madonna's brother slams Sean Penn because he's desperate for attention [Bohomoth]
Britney Spears takes her family home to Louisiana, remains adorable [Splash News Online]
I can't believe Devin went home over Lazaro on 'American Idol' [Starpulse]
Kim Kardashian reali...
Miley Cyrus is really mad at all you idiots out there suggesting that she's hanging out with ex-boyfriend Nick Jonas again, 'cos she's totally not, OKAY? In the midst of all these "Will she or won't she marry Liam Hemsworth?" reports, she was apparently spotted with Mr. Ball Gag's brother out and about in Los Angeles and felt the need to hit up Twitter and tell everyone off for being wrong.
"I literally haven't seen Nick Jonas in years. Don't believe everything you read folks. Why are magazi...
Infamous sloth lover and Veronica Mars star Kristen Bell is pretty adorable and so is her relationship with fiancé Dax Shepard (after all, anyone who surprises you with a real live sloth for your birthday is a keeper). The pair announced last year that they were expecting their first child together, and that baby came into the world on Thursday.
Lincoln Bell Shepard is here. She has mom's beauty and dad's obsession with breasts. Hooray!!!— dax shepard (@daxshepard1) March 28, 2013
First of all, Lincoln Bell Shepard is suc...
Alright, listen. Enough with these stupid kids being self-aware enough to know they're being pricks but not enough self-control to, you know, not be pricks. Justin Bieber - he of the endless stream of asshole behavior, most recent of which is apparently spitting in his neighbor's face and threatening to kill him - is now trying to garner sympathy by talking about how much it hurts is itty bitty feelings when people call him out for being the idiot he is because he's really a great person deep...
The ladies really still love Corey Feldman, for some reason [ICYDK]
Eva Mendes is flashing her underwear to the general public these days [The Superficial]
Here's some pictures of Gwyneth Paltrow as Pepper Potts the pilot [Lainey Gossip]
Kim Kardashian and Kendall Jenner are both bullied about their weight - can't win! [Starpulse]
Authorities are taking Justin Bieber's assault case pretty seriously [Elite Daily]
Anne Hathaway thinks James Franco is pretty unprofessional [Celebit...
Singer, godmother of the late Whitney Houston and television psychic Dionne Warwick is in deep shit. After finding out she owes over $10.7 million in back taxes, she was forced to file for bankruptcy, claiming that a business manager had, well, not managed her money so well. It's so dire, The New York Daily News reports that Dionne only has $1,000 in her bank account and after budgeting has only $10 of disposable cash per month. Whaaaat?
Warwick claimed just $25,500 in assets, including a two-year...
January Jones certainly isn't the first woman to ingest her own placenta after giving birth, but she is one of the few that was willing to talk about it after doing so. Turns out, she's not so happy about having let you in on her little secret, after all.
From Glamour:
"I should never have told anyone about that… But it's not gross or witch-crafty. Nor am I putting it in a shake or eating it raw."
"It's a very civilized thing that can help women with depression or fatigue. I was never depressed or sad or down after the baby was born, ...
If you're going to date Britney Spears, you're going to need a lot of things: a lot of self-confidence, good looks, an inability to hear tone so you can tell her how good she sounds when singing and apparently, a background check and a nondisclosure agreement. The last two were definitely the case for BritBrit's new beau David Lucado, who she was hooked up with by her father, Jamie Spears, shortly after her break-up from former fiancé Jason Trawick.
According to Radar Online, Jamie - who, let's not forget...
Rob Kardashian doesn't like you taking pictures of his fatness [The Superficial]
Prince William is quitting the Royal Air Force and hitting the bread line [Lainey Gossip]
Sarah Jessica Parker still dresses like Carrie Bradshaw in real life [Bohomoth]
Sophie Turner from Game of Thrones has got something under her skirt [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]
Here's some photos of Hayden Panettiere in her underwear [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]
Ryan Lochte's new reality show looks bizarrely emo [Sta...
It's no surprise that the Sexiest Man Alive recognizes the sexiness of the Sexiest Man Alive who came before him, George Clooney. So let's all just take a deep breath as we listen to Channing Tatum joke about how he would most definitely have sweaty man sex with the Silver Fox, shall we?
From The Sun:
"I've spent time with George Clooney and he's the most interesting man on the planet.
He can do it all. Yep, I guess what I'm saying is I'd have sex with him."
Fair enough, dude. Some hotness translates into all bodily languages, if you feel me, and...