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No Shit, Sherlock of the Day: Marie Osmond Totally Supports Gay Marriage

marie osmond Today's 'No Shit, Sherlock' piece comes courtesy of Marie Osmond, who's insane enough to think that it's necessary for her to make a public statement in support of gay marriage. Donnie and Marie are the original camp king and queen, whose brand of brother/sister fun just screams "WE LOVE YOU, HOMOSEXUALS!" despite their weird Mormon upbringing and Marie's penchant for donating to Republican campaigns in the past, but okay, don't let me rain on your parade, girl. From ABC World News with D...

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Chris Brown Is Calling Drake Gay Now, I Guess

Chris Brown I'd rather be gay than, well, most things - but definitely rather than being a total woman-beating shit stain, but apparently Chris Brown disagrees. Still mad that Drake got down Rihanna's pants ages ago, he decided to lash out at him in a remix of Young Jeezy's 'R.I.P' - because the best way to prove you're totally secure in your own manhood and not at all jealous that your girlfriend went elsewhere is to call that same dude - who also beat your ass once already -  gay. Of course. Here's some of Brown's choice lyrics,...

Nicole Scherzinger Hates Twitter, Still Sings Surprisingly Well

nicole scherzinger Despite the fact that no one really gives a shit, Nicole Scherzinger has felt the need to let the world know that she's really not into Twitter. She's always on it (and Instagram, for that matter), but she doesn't like it. This is like that annoying kid you went to college with who insisted on proclaiming how lame Facebook is while checking it about 80 times a day. That being said, she's nuts and I love her for it. From Live (via Now): "I'm way better in person than I am on things like Twitter. I know T...

Selena Gomez Is Not Looking For Another Justin Bieber

selena gomez Selena Gomez may have dated Justin Bieber for a couple of years, but since she finally cut the cord with that asshole, she's enjoying being single and is definitely not looking for another relationship anytime soon. From The Sun: “It makes you more wary sometimes about meeting people because you don’t know whether they want to get close to you because of what you do or because they really like your company and just want to hang out with you. “I’m a big romantic and I want to be very open and trusting but you need ...

A Very Merry Gosling Easter To You, Too!

Do you love Easter, scavenger hunts and Ryan Gosling but previously thought there was no way to combine the three? How wrong you are! Yesterday was not only Easter, it was the second annual Gosling Easter, launched by advertising copywriter Jenna Livingston. With hints being given out on the @goslingeaster Twitter account, fans were encouraged to go searching for hidden eggs containing a Gosling-themed treat inside in big cities around the world.
Well, that's fun. Finders of the eggs have been encouraged to upload their findings to the Internet, because why not? Whatever eases the pain of his upcoming acting hiatus. />Do you love Easter, scavenger hunts and Ryan Gosling but previously thought there was no way to combine the three? How wrong you are! Yesterday was not only Easter, it was the second annual Gosling Easter, launched by advertising copywriter Jenna Livingston. With hints being given out on the @goslingeaster Twitter account, fans were encouraged to go searching for hidden eggs containing a Gosling-themed treat inside in big cities around the world. London, it may be 5pm there but it's not too l...

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azealia banks Azealia Banks has dropped a new video from Ultra Festival [PopCrush] There's going to be a Wonder Woman porn movie [The Superficial] Ah, yes: The naked babes of 'Game of Thrones' [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW] Mischa Barton really needs to hire a new stylist [Yeeeah] Music producers Phil Ramone dies at 79 [Starpulse] Some celebrities really look eerily alike [theBERRY] Alissandre Martines looks pretty good in a red bikini [Celebslam] Ryan Gosling flipped out on some dude who call...

’80s Flashback: Freddie Mercury Dressed Princess Diana As a Man and Took Her To a Gay Club

princess diana freddie mercury In a story that's just way too deliciously '80s, it's been claimed that Freddie Mercury once dressed the late Princess Diana as a man - in an army jacket, leather cap and aviator sunglasses - and took her out to the Royal Vauxhall Tavern, a notorious gay bar, for the night, along with comedians Cleo Rocos and Kenny Everett. The awesome story came to light as Cleo's book, The Power of Positive Drinking, is currently being serialized in The Sunday Times. "Scrutinising her in the half light ...

Cory Monteith Is Going to Rehab Again, But Lea Michele’s Love Remains Strong

cory monteith rehab If Finn from Glee always looked a little dopey, it's cos he was strung out on the good stuff, I guess. It looks like singing and dancing about your problems wasn't enough for Cory Monteith, who's decided to check into rehab for substance abuse problems for a second time. Having first undergone rehab at the age of 19, the now 30-year-old has voluntarily (aka someone probably gave him an ultimatum) checked into a drug treatment facility. From People: The actor "has voluntarily admitted himself to a treatme...

Is Benedict Cumberbatch Secretly Married?

Noooo, Sherlock, how could you do this to us?! And by "us" I mean the people who would actually be upset about this - of which I am not one, alas. Regardless, rumour has it that Benedict Cumberbatch has gone and got married and he didn't tell any of you. From The London Daily News (via whatever this site even is):
Reports from the London Daily News yesterday (March 29, 2013), suggest the 36-year-old British actor has secretly got hitched to his long-term relationship. There had already been speculation that the loved-up pair were set to announce their engagement but it sounds like they might have just jumped straight to wedded bliss! The paper says the actor has been spotted wearing a new wedding ring earlier this week. The couple is said to have exchanged vows in an intimate morning ceremony at a secret location, before few close friends and family members.
LOL, could they have any less information about this? Not the gender of his partner, not the ceremony, the location, nothing. I call bullshit, but whatever. So long as it wasn't his stalker he married. />Noooo, Sherlock, how could you do this to us?! And by "us" I mean the people who would actually be upset about this - of which I am not one, alas. Regardless, rumour has it that Benedict Cumberbatch has gone and got married and he didn't tell any of you. From The London Daily News (via whatever this site even is): Reports from the London Daily News yesterday (March 29, 2013), suggest the 36-year-old British actor has secretly got hitched to his long-term relationship. There had already been s...

Britney Spears Still Shops at Walmart, Is Definitely My Hero

I've said it before and I'll say it again - even if I became a multi-millionaire one day, you will still see me at Target with the general population. Sure, I'll be buying with abandon (hay, bulk paper towels!), but having more money just makes me feel cheaper than when I was broke. It's odd that way, but perhaps Britney Spears is picking up what I'm putting down, as she's been shopping at Walmart, y'all! Still home in Kentwood, Louisiana - her old hometown - BritBrit hit up Walmart in the same clothes she flew in with on Thursday (love u, girl) as she bought toys, flowers and God knows what other crap.  Her bodyguard was with her, but generally she kept it low key. The only thing missing was her new boyfriend who - despite passing his background check with flying colours, I guess - was nowhere to be found. Boo hoo. More of Brit's shopping fun below... [gallery columns="4"] />I've said it before and I'll say it again - even if I became a multi-millionaire one day, you will still see me at Target with the general population. Sure, I'll be buying with abandon (hay, bulk paper towels!), but having more money just makes me feel cheaper than when I was broke. It's odd that way, but perhaps Britney Spears is picking up what I'm putting down, as she's been shopping at Walmart, y'all! Still home in Kentwood, Louisiana - her old hometown - BritBrit hit up Walmart in the same...

Madonna Doesn’t Care If Her Homeless Brother Dies

madonna Like many famous people, Madonna has a family member who's trying to cash in on her success and undeniable bitchiness. The star's estranged brother, Anthony Ciccone, has gone to the press to run his mouth about what a cold-hearted snake he has for a sister, claiming that she doesn't care about his homeless, alcoholic ass and wouldn't even be bothered if he died. From The Daily Mail (so GIANT grain of salt suggested): Anthony Ciccone – who has been on the streets for almost three years -...