John Mayer doesn't really know the meaning of the word "dignity", so he had no problem navel-gazing about relationships on The Ellen DeGeneres Show this week (while simultaneously yammering on about what a private and personal thing it all is, naturally). The long and short of it is this, though: he's no longer with Katy Perry and is continuing his "journey" to douchebagdom all by his lonesome.
"It was a very private relationship going in. It was a private relationship during, and it's a private relationship still."
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Uh, what the hell, Heidi Klum? Out at the beach with her kids and nannies, the supermodel and Project Runway host's 7-year-old son Henry and the two nannies were caught in a rip tide. Lucky for them, she's a bit of a superhero and managed to save them all from the waters.
From Entertainment Tonight:
"We got pulled into the ocean by a big wave. Of course, as a mother, I was very scared for my child and everyone else in the water. Henry is a strong swimmer and was able to swim back to land. We were able to get everyone out safely."
Damn - good on you, girl. Well, and boyfriend/bodyguard Martin Kristen, who was also on the scene. Too bad Seal wasn't around, yeah? He's a pro in the water. Get it? Seal? Water?
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Uh, what the hell, Heidi Klum? Out at the beach with her kids and nannies, the supermodel and Project Runway host's 7-year-old son Henry and the two nannies were caught in a rip tide. Lucky for them, she's a bit of a superhero and managed to save them all from the waters.
From Entertainment Tonight:
"We got pulled into the ocean by a big wave. Of course, as a mother, I was very scared for my child and everyone else in the water. Henry is a strong swimmer and was able to swim ...
David and Victoria Beckham might be two of the richest people on God's green earth, but that doesn't mean that their kids have to grow up to be assholes. At least not according to David, who swears that regardless of the family's status as close to English royalty, their three sons and daughter will have a "normal" life. Uh, okay, sure, let's go with that.
From CNN:
"My eldest now is at the age where he wants to do things and he wants to go places and you have to hold him back, or we have to hold him back."
"You have to explain it to him that there are certain things that he can't do. But to be honest, with our children, we let them do 99% of the things they want to do because we want them to lead a normal life."
What if one of the things they want to do is like, rent out a zoo for a day and ride on the back of a cheetah through a makeshift safari? That's not particularly normal, but I figure money could probably buy something that ridiculous if it came down to it.
Listen, there's no way these kids are ever going to have a "normal" life. Their mother is a narcissistic fashion icon who's smiling muscles have been broken since 1997 and their father is a world famous footballer who makes more money in a day than I will this year and next put together, probably. But I guess it's a nice thought.
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David and Victoria Beckham might be two of the richest people on God's green earth, but that doesn't mean that their kids have to grow up to be assholes. At least not according to David, who swears that regardless of the family's status as close to English royalty, their three sons and daughter will have a "normal" life. Uh, okay, sure, let's go with that.
From CNN:
"My eldest now is at the age where he wants to do things and he wants to go places and you have to hold him back, or we have to hold him back."
"You have to ...
Shia LaBeouf has been a bit of a mess since... well, always, but especially ever since quitting Broadway's production of Orphans in February over "creative differences" with co-star Alec Baldwin. Then he started posting all of his private emails and antagonizing Alec and even showed up to a performance of the show and stared him down the whole time. But he's totally not fucking with him, not at all!
While appearing on David Letterman, Shia explained that he "had tension, as men - not as art...
I think we all figured Lindsay Lohan's "I'm pregnant!" tweet was a poorly timed joke, and she's since confirmed the news, admitting that there's no fetus in her womb awaiting alcohol poisoning and meth addiction on its mother's behalf. That's right: Lindsay Lohan isn't pregnant. Can you hear that? That's the sound of angels rejoicing.
Lindsay cleared things up yesterday afternoon, though she's since deleted all evidence of her April Fools' Day "prank" (which she posted on April 2, but wha...
Dido's got some pretty shitty songs, but a few of them got popular back in the day, so let's give the woman her due. One of her most famous tracks was called 'Stan', a track with Eminem in which an obsessed fan ends up putting his pregnant girlfriend in the trunk of his car because he's obsessed with Eminem or some shit (my memory is hazy and it's not worth looking up). In any case, when Dido gave birth to her son Stanley in 2011, it started a slew of jokes of how she must've named the kid after one of her hi...
In what is probably the most boring celebrity story you'll read today (news is slow, okay?), Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have apparently been fighting over little Suri. Tom wants to see her more often, but Katie lives in New York and doesn't think she should keep flying to London, where Tom is currently wrapping a movie, all the time. Instead, Tom should come to the east coast to see his daughter. An argument ensued, Katie got tough, yada yada.
From Now:
The actress, 34, is worried about t...
The last time we caught up with Macaulay Culkin, he was looking a little, shall we say... not well. While he vaguely cleaned up his act earlier this year, he's now slid a bit downhill again - not with the drugs, but with that Hansel from Zoolander hair. I kid!
In any case, Kevin McAllister was out and about in Paris over Easter weekend and even visited a fair with a few friends, where he smoked some cigarettes, slid down a giant slide and took a note from Corey Hart's diary and wore a pair of red sunglass...
Khloe Kardashian needs help keeping her skirt down [The Superficial]
Mariah Carey has had a very festive Easter [Lainey Gossip]
George R.R. Martin says that he's a "feminist at heart" [The Frisky]
Sophie Turner from 'Game of Thrones' should probably cross her legs [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]
Beverly Mitchell from '7th Heaven' has had a baby girl [Starpulse]
Olivia Wilde and Jason Sudeikis ride motorcycles in New York [Splash News Online]
Zac Efron has a doppelganger out and about in LA [Soc...
I know we're all tired of Justin Bieber (and I'm particularly tired of typing the word "asshole" over and over again), but he can't seem to stay out of the news for longer than 24 hours and refuses to tone down his... assholery (?) so that we can stop writing about him. After smuggling a monkey - and no, that's not a euphemism - to Germany and refusing to pay for a tattoo, the latest news comes all the way from Austria, where this punk ass has been banned from a nightclub for having his entou...
In what is either the worst April Fools' Day prank or a cruel twist of fate, Lindsay Lohan has announced that she's pregnant via her Twitter page. Of course, she technically tweeted it on April 2, which means she's either really having a baby or she's an idiot who doesn't get the whole concept of the holiday. GOD SAVE US ALL.
Its official. Pregnant...— Lindsay Lohan (@lindsaylohan) April 2, 2013
Who wouldn't want a stealing, lying, drug-addicted has-been with a penchant for Botox...
Hello, beeters! It’s that time again – a new photo, a new chance to caption for some awesome Evil Beet prizes. Remember, the only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work! Therefore, take a look at the photo above and give us your funniest, most unique captions below, then check back next week to find out if you’ve won.
As for last week’s Katy Perry photo, here's the winner below:
Winner: Brandon with "Katy: “So this is what a Cheater feels like!”"
Runner-up: louie lo...