Matt Damon is pretty low key and inoffensive, so I don't mind him. He and wife Luciana Barroso revealed back in February that they were planning a second wedding ceremony due to their first, 2005 nuptials being a little small for their liking. New reports suggest they'll be renewing their vows in St. Lucia in the middle of April.
From The New York Post:
Matt Damon and his wife, Luciana Barroso, are renewing their wedding vows in 10 days at the Sugar Beach resort in St. Lucia, sources tell us. Damon ...
Poor Mischa Barton - she's definitely had her share of shitty press over the years, but what famous person hasn't? Thrust into the spotlight due to her role in The OC, the actress experienced the highs and lows of Hollywood and often found herself hounded by paparazzi, criticized for her fluctuating weight and mental state and... well, basically things that every celebrity goes through. These days, no one really gives a shit about Mischa Barton, but instead of scrambling to get back in the news, ...
EDIT: Not long after this was written, Roger Ebert passed away. He was 70 years old and completely awesome. We'll remember him fondly for his writing, especially Beyond the Valley of the Dolls, which if you've never seen, should be something that you do tonight. RIP Roger Ebert.
Roger Ebert has been through some shit when it comes to his health, having lost his lower jaw and salivary glands from repeated surgeries for complications of his thyroid cancer several years back. He's since reveale...
Age must truly be softening Jeremy Irons' brain tissue, because in a new interview with Huff Post Live, the actor actually compares homosexuality to incest and claims that if gay people get married, then fathers will be able to marry their sons and we'll never be able to draw the line. Yes, a conscious human being who supposedly has some amount of intelligence let these words fall out of his talking hole.
"Could a father not marry his son?" Irons asked HuffPost Live host Josh Zepps. Irons arg...
Khloe and Lamar raised $2 million for charity that never went to charity [The Superficial]
Tom Hanks sings and dance in Nora Ephron's 'Lucky Guy' on Broadway [Lainey Gossip]
Madonna takes the kids back to Malawi, might bring back a new one [Bohomoth]
Carrie Underwood would quit music for the sake of her music [Starpulse]
Hilary Duff takes baby Luca for a walk around Hollywood [Splash News Online]
Amy Markham from MME can't manage to keep her bikini on [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]
'The Voice' is a whole lot better than 'Am...
In what could be one of the dumbest happenings ever, five Norwegian schools have rescheduled their upcoming exams so that students can attend a Justin Bieber concert. Yes, really. Baby Elvis is due to perform in Oslo on April 16 & 17, but educators are worried that teen girls - who are notoriously nutso for this kid in Norway - will skip out on midterms to go see the show. Instead of expecting parents to get their kids to school and expecting the kids themselves to turn up or fail out, the a...
Uh, so what the hell is wrong with Busta Rhymes? After taking a few friends to Cheeseburger Baby in Miami Beach in the early hours of Wednesday morning, the rapper became aggressive and went on a violent and homophobic rant when he wasn't allowed to cut in line and received his mustard, ketchup and mayo on the side rather than on his burger, as per store policy. I can't even with this story.
From The Huffington Post:
"It's degrading," said Vitori, who is gay. "Thirteen years and every celebrity...
Nicki Minaj has made it clear that she loves being on American Idol because she thinks she's good entertainment, and I have to agree. Unfortunately, the producers of the show aren't such big fans and apparently won't be bringing her back for another season (because yes, this awful show that's long past its sell-by date will most likely have another season).
From Hollywood Life:
Nicki may be looked at as a very unique addition to American Idol, but her act is wearing thin with the powers that be, as sources close to the show tellÂ...
Jon Hamm is thrilled his penis is on camera again [The Superficial]
Nicole Kidman is filming 'Before I Go To Sleep' in London [Lainey Gossip]
Emma Roberts is starring in a new TV pilot [Splash News Online]
The Muppets' co-creator Jane Henson passes away [Starpulse]
Jennifer Lawrence is showing off some pretty serious cleavage [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]
Kris Jenner has inherited Kim Kardashian's leather pants, I guess [Amy Grindhouse]
Lindsay Lohan refused to leave Brazil and...
Beyoncé is many things: a singer, a model (?), a mother and yes, a feminist! Woo hoo! Or something. Although she was reluctant to give herself the title, Mrs. Carter discussed her views on all things ladyhood in the new issue of Vogue UK and admitted that she thinks a lot of shit needs to improve for women, but even she's a bit apathetic when it comes to activism because who really wants to hear a woman raising hell about how unfair life is?
Take it away, Bey:
"I guess I am a modern-day feminist. I do bel...
LOLOLOL. Let's all just digest this for a moment. Human shit stain Chris Brown - himself violent, homophobic and just generally a total smacked ass - is "praying" for Justin Bieber after hearing about the younger singer's recent trouble/meltdown/whatever the hell it is he's going through.
From Power 105.1 FM's Breakfast Club:
"It's a case of how I feel. Being young, having a limitless amount of income to do whatever you want. You have nobody who's going to say, 'Hey bro, you look whack rig...
Listen, Kate Hudson is alright. She was mad annoying in Almost Famous, but that movie was the favourite of "artsy" kids when I was a pre-teen, so she gets a pass and it keeps her at one notch above "awful" territory. Unfortunately, her new interview with Elle drops her perilously closer to that thin line as she talks about losing her "rock edge" after becoming a mother.
"I'm a lot less a rock chick and a lot more about being a good mother, a good partner.
"I'm part of a family. That's how we were brought up, how...