Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Josh Duggar’s Brother-In-Law Wants “That Pig” Out Of The Family

josh duggar anna duggar Josh Duggar is gross, and he's also a criminal. Not only did he molest eight (that we know of) underage girls, several of which were his own sisters, but in more recent times he's been carrying on extramarital affairs and has also admitted to an extreme porn addiction. Anna Duggar, the mother of his children and the wife he cheated on, has put up with a lot of bullshit from him, and now her brother, Daniel Keller, is ready to get "that pig" Josh out of the family. In a response to Jessa Dugg...

One Direction Is Breaking Up

one direction One Direction lost Zayn Malik a few months back, but it looks like Zayn's decision came at a pretty good time, since the boys have decided to "take a break" for a while starting in 2016, anyway. While they claim that they just want a year or so to pursue individual projects, I think this probably spells the end of the road for them, which is fair enough. They had a good five year run and they've made millions of dollars - plenty enough to keep them going probably for the rest of their lives - so...

Ben Higgins Is The New Bachelor

ben higgins I don't really watch The Bachelor (though admittedly, Bachelor In Paradise is absolutely delicious and I've become totally obsessed this summer), but it's apparently Big News that the new Bachelor has been announced, and it's Ben Higgins! You may remember Ben from Kaitlyn's season of The Bachelorette, where he was the runner-up. Why's Ben still on the prowl, then? Well, he's ready for love, of course! From People: "I'm ready to share my life with somebody," says Higgins, who was the secon...

Owen Wilson’s New Movie Nearly Landed Him In Thai Prison

owen wilson You don't hear much from Owen Wilson these days, but he is indeed still working. In fact, he was recently in Thailand filming the upcoming thriller No Escape, and things got a bit too real when it came to the authorities, and Owen almost ended up in jail over it. It was all one big misunderstanding, of course, and all's well that ends well, but I'd have been shitting myself if I was in his position. I saw Brokedown Palace, I'm good. From the New York Post: Wilson plays Jack Dwyer, an American b...

Ben Affleck’s Ex-Nanny Christine Ouzounian Offered Porn Parody Role

christine ouzounian Ben Affleck's ex-nanny Christine Ouzounian has been sitting pretty ever since the news of her involvement with the actor - and her role in his breakup from wife of 10 years Jennifer Garner - came to light. The world seems to be fascinated with the 29-year-old, which is pretty strange considering she's literally done nothing besides sleep with a famous guy. Apparently that's enough these days, and now the offers are rolling in... like one for a Batwoman porn parody. From TMZ: TMZ has learned por...

Mayim Bialik Says It’s “Never Going To Be Trendy” To Be Religious In Hollywood

mayim bialik If you don't know Mayim Bialik by name, you'd likely recognize her from Blossom or The Big Bang Theory (though honestly, I'm sure you all know her by name, too). In any case, she's always been a bit of a fringe figure and comes out with some crazy shit sometimes, like the fact that she thinks it's "never going to be trendy" to be religious in Hollywood. Where she came up with this hypothesis, I'm not quite sure, but here we are. From Fox 411: "I think in general it's never going to be tre...

Justin Bieber Is A Rapper Now

justin bieber A few months ago, joke rapper and Katy Perry's possible ex-boyfriend RiFF RaFF claimed that Justin Bieber was going to be on his new album. No one really believed him, since hello, it's a grown man who calls himself "RiFF RaFF", but it seems he was actually telling the truth. On Saturday, Horst (yes, that's his real name) posted a video to his Instagram page of himself and Justin sitting in a car, previewing the track they did together. Also, Justin actually raps in it! Because Justin Bieber is...

Clint Eastwood Would Destroy Donald Trump At The Polls

donald trump clint eastwood Donald Trump has had a lot of smoke blown up his ass lately since a good chunk of the Republican party seems to think he's a worthwhile human being and perhaps also a good presidential candidate. No one with a brain agrees, and it seems they'd rather have Clint Eastwood in the highest office in the land in Trump's place, and a recent poll proved that Eastwood would absolutely destroy Trump in an official election. Huh, go figure. From PR Newswire: While celebrities are often rumored to have political aspirations, it's far less frequent that they actually end up on the ball...

Shannen Doherty Confirms Breast Cancer Diagnosis

shannen doherty Sad news for 90210 and Charmed alum Shannen Doherty — she's been diagnosed with breast cancer, she confirmed this week to People. She's currently undergoing treatment and is attempting to remain positive since her prognosis for recovery is good, but it's got to be tough — especially considering that Shannen only revealed the news since TMZ dug up a lawsuit she filed against her former business manager for failing to pay her medical premiums, which made her insurance run out and kept her from re...

Gene Simmons’ House Served With Search Warrant For Possible “Crimes Against Children”

gene simmons Before you get too bummed that another public figure is guilty of being a scumbag, don't worry — Gene Simmons and his family are not thought to be suspects in this case. A search warrant was served at the KISS bassist's Los Angeles home on Thursday, though neither Simmons nor police have revealed what may have happened as the investigation is said to be ongoing. Huh, that's a bit weird. From CNN: The division that handles online crimes against children executed the warrant Thursday, accord...

Caitlyn Jenner May Face Manslaughter Charges Over Malibu Crash

caitlyn jenner Earlier this year, Caitlyn Jenner got into a fatal car accident on the Pacific Coast Highway in Malibu that led to one person losing her life. The victim's family has already decided to file a wrongful death suit against Jenner (a suit which Jenner wanted thrown out from the get-go), but now it seems like things may be even more serious and she could be facing manslaughter charges if the DA decides to move forward with the case. From Variety: “The case will be submitted to the distric...

Jennifer Lawrence Is Hollywood’s Highest Paid Actress

jennifer lawrence Jennifer Lawrence isn't just the BFF you wish you had, she's also the highest paid woman in Hollywood and therefore rich as hell. According to Forbes, JLaw banked $52 million pre-tax in 2014, which is no small chunk of change. She's miles ahead of Scarlett Johansson, who's in the number two spot with $35.5 million. Uh, either of these ladies want to write me a check? The World’s 18 Highest-Paid Actresses earned a combined $281 million before taxes and fees–$660 million less than the 34 World’s Highest-Paid Actors, who banked a cumulative $941 million. Only four actresses made north of $20 million, while 21 actors banked $20 million-plus. We included actresses who earned over $6 mi...