Hello, beeters! It’s that time again – a new photo, a new chance to caption for some awesome Evil Beet prizes. Remember, don't waste time...fix your aim and begin! Therefore, take a look at the photo above and give us your funniest, most unique captions below, then check back next week to find out if you’ve won.
As for last week’s Claire Danes photo, here's the winner below:
Winner: Splig with "Silent yes…but deadly!"
Runner-up: louie louie with "Walking around the inner cit...
We all want our partners to care about us and be proud of being with us, but jealousy is not a good look when it makes you crazy. I should know because I'm a pretty jealous person in relationships (it's something I've had to learn to keep in check, with varying levels of success) and no one wants to be with someone who smothers them and is constantly afraid their significant other is going to go out and find someone better. Keep accusing them of it and they'll probably do exactly that. Anyway...
Right, let's just get right into this one: Taylor Swift has a new boyfriend every .5 seconds, but she's starting to think she may end up being single forever and has no idea if she'll ever be able to settle down. Speaking as if she's saying something entirely new for someone in her early 20s, Taylor admitted that she doesn't really know where she is in life or how she's feeling at any given time. Yeah, welcome to young adulthood, lady.
From Wonderland:
"I've kind of realized that I have no i...
Ray J may have "hit it first" when it comes to Kim Kardashian and felt the need to release an entire song about it in a desperate plea for some amount of attention since the world literally gives zero shit about him, but now that everyone is getting in an uproar about the track, he wants to set the record straight. You see, Ray J wasn't dissing Kim and Kanye at all! No, he's a lover rather than a fighter and would never do that. He just wants the world to know about the "concept" of giving her...
It was revealed earlier this week that 46-year-old Halle Berry is growing a baby in her belly which was put there by 47-year-old boyfriend Olivier Martinez. Uproar ensued, and Halle herself totally understands why. After all, finding out she was pregnant was a massive shock to the actress, who thought she was pretty much past child-bearing age. Surprise! That's not how biology works, girl.
From CNN:
"I feel fantastic. This has been the biggest surprise of my life to tell you the truth.
"I ...
Wesley Snipes sorta fell off the radar after he was convicted of tax evasion in 2008 and sentenced to three years in prison. In fact, he fell so far off the radar, I forgot he even existed. Well, refresh your memory, folks - he's done his time and he's now out of the slammer and on house arrest until July. Let this be a lesson, folks: fill out your 1040EZ.
From TMZ:
Passenger 57 is no longer Inmate #43355-018 -- TMZ has learned Wesley Snipes has been released from prison.
The Federal Bu...
'Teen Mom' Farrah made a sex tape and now she's selling it [The Superficial]
James Franco probably has the hots for Ryan Gosling like everyone else [Lainey Gossip]
Zac Posen made a gown out of 24k gold and it's expensive [Yeeeah]
Here's a gallery of some celebrities wearing animal ears [theBERRY]
Hot, naked (consensually, of course) girls are here! [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]
Jaime Pressly accosts Stella Warren over a stolen purse or something [Celebitchy]
Kim Catt...
Beyoncé and Jay-Z are veritable royalty in Hollywood, and everyone knows the king and queen can do what they want. Because of this unspoken rule, the couple pranced off to Cuba last week to celebrate their fifth wedding anniversary, despite the fact that tourism to Cuba has been illegal for years and US citizens need a government-granted license to travel there due to a trade embargo. They also need valid religious, cultural or academic reasons for going. Bey & Jay had neither, and Congress isn't too happy about it...
Just when you think Gwyneth Paltrow couldn't get any more annoying, she goes and let's something fall out of her face hole that makes you want to take a cheese grater to your skin just to distract from the idiocy before you. The woman who even annoys her own husband makes herself not only sound like a total f-ckwad, but also extremely outdated: she thinks calling oneself a "bad mutha" is the "in" thing to do, I guess, because that's what she is when she (wait for it)... raps while cooking.
F...
While John Mayer goes on The Ellen DeGeneres Show to wax poetic about the difficulty of romantic relationships after break-ups, Katy Perry apparently goes to Madagascar with UNICEF in order to draw attention to the plight of children in the company. While there, she visited a child protection facility and also participated in the promotion of positive hygiene and sanitation through hand washing. Sounds... fun? But definitely important, so good for her.
Here's what Katy had to say about the ...
As we all remember, Ryan Gosling was on Mickey Mouse Club back in the day with the likes of Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera and Justin Timberlake, and of course there was a lot of free time between singing cheesy songs and drinking milkshakes in a '50s-themed diner set or whatever the hell they did (I can't remember much about it as I was more of a Kids Incorporated fan). How did they entertain themselves? By playing spin the bottle, of course!
Ryan told Metro:
‘Britney was a sweetheart. ...
What in the hell has Jada Pinkett Smith done to her face? [Yeeeah]
Here's an update on all the Marvel Comics projects coming up [The Superficial]
Jeremy Renner is looking an awful lot like Joe Pesci these days [Lainey Gossip]
Miley Cyrus is flashing her ass cheeks from a balcony, I guess [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]
Miranda Lambert won a lot of awards at the CMAs [Starpulse]
Some stars think soul patches are a good idea, for some reason [theBERRY]
LeAnn Rimes poses in a bikini then complains about paps [Celebi...