Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Jason Sudeikis and Olivia Wilde May Get Married Next Spring

olivia wilde jason sudeikis Olivia Wilde and Jason Sudeikis might seem like a really weird couple (and they are), but that doesn't mean they're not going to get married. They announced their engagement in January after a little over a year of dating - quite a feat for the woman whose libido Jason was tasked with bringing back to life. Anyhoo, the word on the street (or in The New York Post) is that the pair will be tying the knot next spring in New York. Olivia Wilde will marry “SNL” star Jason Sudeikis next spring in upstate New York, and she...

Royals Are Just Like Us: Kate Middleton Likes ‘Keeping Up With The Kardashians’

Today in "My, Aren't We Relatable?" news, Kate Middleton apparently really likes Keeping Up with the Kardashians and started watching it after she heard that Kim Kardashian is fond of her. William apparently makes fun of her - nay, takes the piss out of her - for watching that trash, but she will not be deterred! From The Daily Star:
A source close to the Princess told us: “Ever since Kim started mentioning Kate a lot in public, the Princess has started watching Keeping Up With The Kardashians religiously. “She thinks the family are hilarious. People forget that Kate is just a normal girl, who married into royalty, and enjoys the same trashy TV shows most people do.” But she hasn’t managed to get Prince William, 30, into the Krazy antics of the famous telly family. We’re told: “Will doesn’t watch the show with her, and makes fun of her for liking it so much. It doesn’t bother Kate, though. She finds it relaxing, and is flattered Kim keeps speaking so highly of her.”
Do I think this is true? Not a chance. Shit, I'm not even royalty and I don't have time in my day to watch the Kardashians (though I have, in past, kept those E! marathons on, not gonna lie). For some reason, I just can't see Kate - who I was shocked to find out is my age when I first saw her - plopping down on the couch with a sleeve of Oreos and a bottle of Stella cidre (well, especially not when pregnant) to watch a bunch of airheads bop around Los Angeles and speak in screechy voices. Sorry, I'm calling bullshit on this one. />Today in "My, Aren't We Relatable?" news, Kate Middleton apparently really likes Keeping Up with the Kardashians and started watching it after she heard that Kim Kardashian is fond of her. William apparently makes fun of her - nay, takes the piss out of her - for watching that trash, but she will not be deterred! From The Daily Star: A source close to the Princess told us: “Ever since Kim started mentioning Kate a lot in public, the Princess has started watching Keeping Up With The Kardashians re...

Bethenny Frankel Speaks: Divorcing Hoppy Is The Worst

bethenny hoppy When Bethenny and Hoppy from The Real Housewives of New York got together, everyone thought it was true love (well, you know). They were perfect together! He was successful in his own right and totally not put off by her ambitions and they just gelled well. Unfortunately that love came to an end last year and the pair decided to divorce - a decision which Bethenny has admitted was the most difficult in her life. From Good Day New York: "It's rough. I have to say, divorce is the most dif...

Selena Gomez Mimics All Men, Runs Away From Jennifer Aniston

selena gomez jennifer aniston Oh, come on, I'm kidding with that headline! I'm a staunch Team Jen supporter, as is Selena Gomez, who couldn't contain her excitement when meeting the actress at some swanky Hollywood event and instead of speaking to her, went and hid. Well, that was smooth. Recalling the experience in an interview with Radio Disney, Selena recalled: "I ran away from Jennifer Aniston when she said, 'Hi', I was terrified of her. I was scared, so I ran away and I'm really embarrassed about that." "I didn't know what to do - it's Rachel." I think lots of people in my genera...

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lindsay lohan scary movie 5 Lindsay Lohan was late for the 'Scary Movie 5' premiere, of course [The Superficial] Taylor Swift has a new Diet Coke ad out and it's weird [Lainey Gossip] Rosie Huntington-Whiteley really knows how to show off the goods [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW] Adele's on the cover of the new 'Elle' and there's a third album coming! [ICYDK] Kim Kardashian may be forced to admit that her reality show was edited - DUH! [Bossip] Amanda Bynes thinks Perez Hilton is the scum of the earth [Starpulse] Unsurprisingly, Justin Bieber...

Katy Perry Definitely Didn’t Get Back With “Gross” Russell Brand, Despite What Perez Hilton Says

Perez Hilton is a champion shit spewer who some celebrities apparently really like and consider a friend for reasons I can't fathom. Well, cross Katy Perry's name off that list, because she was none too pleased when he posted a story on his site earlier this week claiming that she had reunited with ex-husband Russell Brand and that they'd been spotted kissing. What say you to that, Katy?
Ah, yes. Perez, of course, relented soon after, being the ass kisser he is, and removed the entry, replacing it with an apology about how his "sources" were wrong. And by sources, he obviously means whatever 18-year-old LA transplant he hired as an intern came up with that day.
Oh no! Our sources were 100% wrong! A source told us today that they saw Katy Perry and her ex-husband Russell Brand making out, but we have confirmation now it simply wasn't true! We're so sorry for jumping the gun on this one, KatyCat and Russ! We were just so excited to imagine two of our favorites were rekindling an old flame, we must've been blinded by our love for you guys as a couple!!
Oh, f-ck off. />Perez Hilton is a champion shit spewer who some celebrities apparently really like and consider a friend for reasons I can't fathom. Well, cross Katy Perry's name off that list, because she was none too pleased when he posted a story on his site earlier this week claiming that she had reunited with ex-husband Russell Brand and that they'd been spotted kissing. What say you to that, Katy? Gross! As if!— Katy Perry (@katyperry) April 10, 2013 Ah, yes. Perez, of course, relented soon...

Australian Super Post: So, Russell Crowe Was Kind of a Dick to Rebel Wilson

rebel wilson Everyone seems to absolutely adore Rebel Wilson. I don't mind her - she's funny, down-to-earth and doesn't annoy the shit out of me, so that's good enough in my books. But that's besides the point. What is the point? Well, she appeared on The Tonight Show earlier this week and revealed that she won the Nicole Kidman Scholarship at the Australian Theatre for Young People as a kid, an honour which made her sort of freak out when she saw Nicole in the flesh a few years later having dinner with Russell Crowe...

Ben Affleck Wants To Be Mr. Mom While Jennifer Garner Works

ben affleck jennifer garner Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner are one of the best Hollywood couples, as you know, so it's no surprise that even their approach to parenting is cute (as are their kids)! After a hectic few years of making movies and winning Oscars and whatnot - you know, your everyday activities - Ben is taking a well-deserved break while his wife's schedule gets a bit busier and will be looking after 7-year-old Violet, 4-year-old Seraphina and 1-year-old Samuel full time. Go, Mr. Mom! From People: "Jennifer is going to work," a chuck...

Canada’s Wills & Kate Are Planning a “Spectacular” Wedding

  avril lavigne chad kroeger  Avril Lavigne and Nickelback frontman Chad Kroeger probably made your genitals shrivel and your body to begin involuntarily dry heaving last year when they announced they are engaged to be married because, you know... ew and stuff. In any case, Canada's answer to William & Kate deserve nothing less than the very best, so that's why Avril's planning a "spectacular" wedding celebration for the pair. Oh, I bet! From Ryan Seacrest's KIIS-FM radio show: "That's how we met [by record...

Michelle Williams Is Tired, Can’t Do Anything But Work And Motherhood

michelle williams Shit, I'm tired just with the work bit. Add a kid into the mix and I'd probably be falling asleep over my coffee every morning. Michelle Williams is a successful actress, sure, but she's also mother to her 7-year-old daughter Matilda (whose father, we all know, is the late Heath Ledger). She loves the work and she loves being a mom, but that doesn't leave much time for anything else. From Paper: Do you have any side projects right now? No, I wish I had side projects! I'm kind of like a "one ...

Chris Brown’s Bodyguard Is Suing Drake

chris brown drake Yo, if you're going to sue someone for some bodily harm, wouldn't you do that shit immediately after it happened? Well, you're clearly not Chris Brown's bodyguard Patrick Strickland, who just now filed a lawsuit against Drake and the W.i.P nightclub in New York over the brawl between Drake and Brown that happened last June. I'm sure you remember the (boring) details: Drake apparently taunted poor Chris over the fact that he, too, f-cked Rihanna and she really liked it. This made Chris mad, C...

Random Couple Alert: ‘Glee’s Naya Rivera and Big Sean

naya rivera big sean In news you probably didn't know (and most likely won't care about), Glee actress Naya Rivera and rapper Big Sean are a couple now, I guess. The pair made their debut at the premiere of some movie called 42 in New York on Tuesday night, looking like they were going to a costume party dressed as a broke down Kanye and Kim. Rumours that the pair were dating started back in March when Naya showed up at Big Sean's surprise 25th birthday party. They also went to the Rihanna show in Los Angeles on Monday night,...