Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Hugh Jackman Gets A Nice Dose of A Fan’s Pubic Hair

hugh jackman Poor Hugh Jackman. First he has to work with Anne Hathaway in Les Miserables and now some crazy ass fan decided it would be a good idea to throw a razor full of pubic hair at him at his gym in New York City. The nutcase was later arrested, but uh... what the f-ck? From TMZ: You know what celebrities love? When you break into their gym and throw an electric razor filled with your own pubic hair at them! Just kidding ... they hate that stuff, so when it happened to Hugh Jackman yesterday...

The First ‘Hunger Games: Catching Fire’ Trailer Is Here!

If you love The Hunger Games (and who doesn't, really?), then you were probably stoked to hear that the first trailer for Catching Fire premiered by star Liam Hemsworth during last night's MTV Movie Awards. I definitely was, but not enough to actually watch them - instead, I waited until the video was uploaded to YouTube and the HungerGamesExperience website to watch because I have common sense. The Hunger Games: Catching Fire will hit theatres on November 22 and your favourite torrent ...

Why God Why: Sharon and Ozzy Osbourne Are Living Apart

Ne'er was there a truer love than that which exists between Sharon and Ozzy Osbourne. Through drug addiction, Ozzy biting the head off that bird,, that awful but insanely watchable MTV reality show, Sharon's plastic surgery and God knows what else, they've managed to make it work. Until now, that is, as The Sun reports that they've been living apart and may even be headed for divorce court soon. Nooooo!
Rocker Ozzy, 64, has moved into a rented mansion. Sharon, 60, is in a hotel while her new home is renovated two miles away in Beverly Hills. They have not seen each other for three weeks. A source said: "They are living at different addresses and are not spending any time together. They row a lot. "They aren't acting like husband and wife. It is unusual to not even have dinner together when both of them are five minutes apart." "Sharon and Ozzy have had plenty of opportunities to meet up but haven't spent any time together at all."
Damn. First of all, Ozzy's only 64? That blows my mindgrapes - didn't know drugs could add 15 years on. Second of all, they're going to see each other even less if reports of Sharon returning to The X Factor UK judging panel is correct - and it most likely is. Third of all... well, I don't have a third of all. It's just a shame. I'm not sure why, it just is. /> Ne'er was there a truer love than that which exists between Sharon and Ozzy Osbourne. Through drug addiction, Ozzy biting the head off that bird,, that awful but insanely watchable MTV reality show, Sharon's plastic surgery and God knows what else, they've managed to make it work. Until now, that is, as The Sun reports that they've been living apart and may even be headed for divorce court soon. Nooooo! Rocker Ozzy, 64, has moved into a rented mansion. Sharon, 60, is in a hotel while her new home is renovated ...

Oh, Shit! Drake Says He Makes Better Music Than Chris Brown (And He Does)

drake chris brown rihannaBecause, of course, it'd be impossible for a star to just let another star's shit talk to roll right off their backs without responding (especially in the hip hop world), Drake has hit back (pun intended, I guess) at Chris Brown for calling him gay and generally being a total shit stain. In this case, I think he gets a pass. During an interview with the Keep It Thoro radio show, Drake basically said what we all know: his music's better than Chris's, he f-cked Rihanna and she liked it and... he's w...

Lady GaGa’s Golden Wheelchair Is Getting a New Home

lady gaga emma c Lady GaGa may be ten shades of f-cking ridiculous, but no one can say she's not generous when it comes to giving to those in need. Take Little Monster Emma C, who suffers from scoliosis and hip dysplasia - she's needed a hip replacement for years but has been unable to afford it. Somehow GaGa found out about it, contacted her and is personally paying for Emma's treatment. Plus, she's throwing in that gold wheelchair for good measure! Emma wrote online: "GaGa reached out to me and is hooking me up with her team that did...

Hayden Panettiere Has That Country Flair That Cotton Loves

Hayden Panettiere Hayden Panettiere doesn't particularly emanate straw chewin', banjo playin' vibes, but she plays a country singer in Nashville and that's good enough for Cotton! They've cast her in their new 'Fabric Of Our Lives' ad campaign, where she'll give a country rendition of the company's theme. Well... that's special. From WWD: The new campaign has a budget of around $20 million, according to a Cotton Inc. spokesman. The commercials featuring Panettiere in various scenes — choosing an outfit in her walk-in closet, having fun at a nightclub, sho...

Justin Bieber Hopes Anne Frank Would Have Been a Belieber

justin bieber anne frank Justin Bieber does a lot of stupid shit, but he's finally done something to take idiocy to the next level. While in The Netherlands this past week, he decided to visit the Anne Frank House on Friday with his friends and guards. Because, you know, a Holocaust victim's memorial is totally the place for a social call. Can you see where this is going? Probably not. After staying at the museum for a while, Justin decided the best way to commemorate the day was to sign the guestbook, leaving behind a few pearls of wisdom which the Anne Frank House was...

JWoww Is Putting Money In Snooki’s Baby’s College Fund

snooki jwoww Somehow, the stars of Jersey Shore continue to make money doing... whatever it is they do. Selling fake tan or horse hair extensions or something. In any case, having a bit of spare dough has lit a fire under Jenni 'JWoww' Farley's Photoshopped ass to do a bit of good, so she's put some away for Snooki's baby (and her godson) Lorenzo. Aww, isn't that sweet? From MTV News: While she may only be a couple weeks into her godmother duties, she's already planning for the future in a major way. ...

Aww, Wittle Justin Bieber Is Upset That Selena Gomez Is Hanging Out With His Friends

justin bieber selena gomez Justin Bieber sucks and even Selena Gomez realised it eventually and kicked him to the curb. I guess his friends are a bit more fun than Justin is, because she's still hanging out with them and he's crying about it. From Radar Online: A prominent member of the 'Baby' singer’s entourage, King Kevi, was spotted leaving Selena Gomez‘s Los Angeles area house last Thursday night, and while a source exclusively told Radar that the relationship is purely platonic, it has still caused tension among ...

Nick Lachey Advises Boy Bands To Stay Away From Taylor Swift; I Advise The World To Stay Away From Nick Lachey

nick lachey jessica simpson You may remember Nick Lachey from 98 Degrees or his marriage to Jessica Simpson. He's done other things since, but they matter even less than the ones I mentioned. Because of this, you probably don't care what he has to say about anything at all - especially not his thoughts on the Taylor Swift and Harry Styles romance. And yet, when asked what advice he would give to other boy bands (because, you know, 98 Degrees are still ruling the charts)... From MTV News: "Stay away from Taylor Swif...

Clay Aiken’s Stalker Arrested And Charged

clay aiken I know what you're thinking: Clay Aiken has a stalker? How is that a thing? Well, it is and he does and now 57-year-old (of course) Barbara Jean Saylor has been arrested and charged after trespassing onto his property. Jesus (in this case, E! News) take the wheel: According to the Chatham County Sheriff's Department, deputies received a call on April 3rd about an intruder who had scaled a security fence and peeked through the windows of the 34-year-old Aiken's home. After being info...

Portia De Rossi Really, Really Doesn’t Want Kids

Portia De Rossi and Ellen DeGeneres have been adorable together for a while now, and as women getting to a certain age, it's natural that society would ask that stupid question that all women are asked in their lives: "Don't you want kids?" Well, for Portia, the answer is simple: no, she really, really doesn't - and that's just fine! From OUT magazine:
“There comes some pressure in your mid-30s, and you think, Am I going to have kids so I don’t miss out on something that other people really seem to love? Or is it that I really genuinely want to do this with my whole heart? I didn’t feel that my response was ‘yes’ to the latter. You have to really want to have kids, and neither of us did. So it’s just going to be me and Ellen and no babies -- but we’re the best of friends and married life is blissful, it really is. I’ve never been happier than I am right now.”
That's awesome! Kids are a particular road to travel, that's for sure - and the experience can be an amazing one because raising a human is difficult and complex and unlike anything else you'll ever do in life, no doubt. But I like that more and more women aren't afraid to say that they have no interest in becoming parents and realise that it doesn't make them any less loving, their lives less meaningful or any of that. If you want kids, go for it! Have a million (except don't, because overpopulation and all). If you don't, that's okay, too. It's all about personal choices here, folks. Maybe Portia and Ellen just want to take their eight million pets and move to a farm in Australia to live out the rest of their days in loving, lesbian bliss. I'm behind that. [gallery columns="4"] />Portia De Rossi and Ellen DeGeneres have been adorable together for a while now, and as women getting to a certain age, it's natural that society would ask that stupid question that all women are asked in their lives: "Don't you want kids?" Well, for Portia, the answer is simple: no, she really, really doesn't - and that's just fine! From OUT magazine: “There comes some pressure in your mid-30s, and you think, Am I going to have kids so I don’t miss out on something that other people real...