Today in "problems I can relate to", Angelina Jolie has apparently been using hers and Brad Pitt's private jet to fly some of Brad's favourite English food back to Los Angeles for him. Apparently he's been missing his favourite curry spots and other things that the UK just does better, like baked beans and sweets and shit. Having just returned from living in England (and looking forward to moving back ASAP), I can feel Brad's pain. There's no such thing as a 44p bottle of no sugar added lemon squash here in N...
Kat Von D and Deadmau5 announced their engagement in December when he proposed on Twitter (what is this world?) after roughly 4 months of dating (and a break-up inbetween). Aw, true love. Of course, you can't expect two freaks to walk down the aisle in any traditional way, so cue the HP Lovecraft references and the "underwater-themed" shindig!
From People:
On Aug. 10, the couple will marry in an "underwater-themed" ceremony before 200 friends and family in Los Angeles, the tattoo artist tells PEOPLE.
Drawing from their mutual lo...
Ozzy Osbourne has had a hairy past with drug and alcohol addiction, and while it never completely leaves you, he seemed to be staying clean and doing well. He was, actually - until the past few years, when he had a relapse which may or may not have contributed to his marriage problems with wife Sharon.
Writing on his Facebook page, Ozzy admitted to having gone back to abusing substances but said that he's been clean for roughly 6 weeks and hopes to continue on that path.
For the last year and a half I have been drinking and taking dr...
Hello, beeters! It’s that time again – a new photo, a new chance to caption for some awesome Evil Beet prizes. Remember, you don't always win, but every time you lose, you get better! Therefore, take a look at the photo above and give us your funniest, most unique captions below, then check back next week to find out if you’ve won.
As for last week’s Amanda Bynes photo, here's the winner below:
Winner: Mike with "…and so commenced Amanda’s latest virtual expedition into the Real...
Let it be said: I hate Coachella. Hate it. I'm absolutely obsessed with music and I love seeing my favourite artists play live, but I cannot stand the cultural shitfest that is Coachella every year, where hipsters flock in their thousands to the middle of California to do more drugs than normal, fill their Instagram pages with filtered photos of ferris wheels and have dirty anonymous hook-ups with some bro/lady who may or may not be a friend of the brother of one of the dudes from Alt-J and can probably (but most likely no...
Justin Bieber has already proven what an idiot he is on multiple occasions, but he's learned his lesson and now he's pretty sure he's got it all figured out. Since he rules the world and can do whatever he wants without repercussions, he's thinking of buying a house in Dubai, where his assholery will definitely be completely tolerated and won't at all cause any problems.
From The Sun:
He’s been looking at houses in the strict Arab emirate after his recent troubles.
The troubled singer plays two gigs in the Middle East in...
Beyoncé is gorgeous and has a great body, so more power to her for getting her bikini on for her new H&M campaign. New photos have emerged which show the singer in pieces from the tropical themed collection and I can't really hate on homegirl, though none of the swimsuits look particularly great. I guess they'll come in handy on her private island, though.
H&M must have offered her a shit ton of money to sign this deal, because she certainly doesn't need any more pocket change and it's n...
Carey Mulligan is a precious little English rose, and don't you forget it! Everyone agrees she was the natural choice for the role of Daisy in The Great Gatsby, but not everyone is so thrilled with the book being brought to the big screen and she knows it. Still, Carey is down-to-earth enough to know that while she had fun with the character, she shouldn't take it to heart if it's not everyone's cup of tea.
From Vogue:
In An Education, audiences felt free to fall in love with Mulligan, whereas in Gatsby they must—a fact not lost...
Kevin Hart is f-cking hilarious - I can't tell you how many times I've watched his three comedy specials, but it's easily 20 times each. His brand of storytelling is just so accessible and sardonic and I find him really, really funny. This article's not about his stand-up, however. It's about how he needs to sit the hell down and hand over his keys when he's had a few too many. Not doing so will only result in a DUI arrest, which is exactly what happened to him in the early hours of Sunday mor...
Hurrah, it's another Taylor Swift dating story! We haven't had one of those in... a day. This time around, Taylor's been saying that her slew of famous boyfriends - from Harry Styles to Jake Gyllenhaal - weren't really her doing because she's not into celeb dudes, they're actually more into her.
From The Times (via Now):
‘It's not like I go for people in the entertainment industry,' says Taylor, 23.
‘Those have been the types who have kind of gone for me recently.'
Taylor's known fo...
Anyone who's familiar with Parks & Recreation actress (and Upright Citizens Brigade alum - holla!) Aubrey Plaza knows that her sense of humour is dry, and that's being generous. So during last night's MTV Movie Awards when she jumped on stage in the middle of Will Ferrell's acceptance speech for his 'Comedic Genius' prize, no one really knew what to make of it... and they still kind of don't.
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'Teen Mom' Farrah has already been paid for her porno, guys [The Superficial]
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Jessica Simpson had her baby shower and the theme was particularly great [Splash News Online]
Aw, Zac Efron hurt his wittle arm! [ICYDK]
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Here's a gallery of celebs w...