Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Justin Timberlake Says Jimmy Fallon Interrupted His Wedding Speech, But It’s Okay Because They Then Did Improv Together

justin timberlake jimmy fallon Justin Timberlake is funny, I'll give him that - mostly all of his appearances on Saturday Night Live have been above par and he seems like he has a pretty good sense of humour, though they need to switch it up a bit and give him some new original sketches instead of rehashing the singing, costume-wearing salesman nonsense. I can't complain about the Festrunk Brothers, because they're hilarious. But that's neither here nor there. Justin is good pals with former SNL star Jimmy Fallon in real ...

Tom Cruise Doesn’t Want Russell Brand In Scientology

Russell Brand is a zany prankster and generally a pretty bizarre dude (but a chill one I'll give him that). So it's no surprise that while working with Tom Cruise on that horrendous shit show that is Rock of Ages, Russell thought it would be fun to see if Xenu's right hand man might be interested in bringing him into the fold. The short answer? He totally wasn't. From Conan:
"Firstly, he's a glorious man and he's very kind and sweet - that's what you say if you want to continue to work in the film industry." "But I was thinking, 'He's a member of that religion Scientology, I'm interested in that'. So every so often I'd say things like, 'Oh Tom, sometimes I'm a bit lost in life', to see if he would try and get me in. He'd go, 'I dunno, read the Bible'. Or, 'Tom, I wish I had a way of thinking more positively about the future'. That man had no interest in getting me in Scientology at all. "If there's a cult that doesn't want me, I want to know why!"
LOL, I love that Tom Cruise told Russell Brand to read the bible. Like, what? Also, Tom might be batshit insane, but he's not unintelligent and he probably knew what Russell was trying to do, which is why he got the answer he did. Poor Russell, though. It's a dark day when not even Scientology will take you in. /> Russell Brand is a zany prankster and generally a pretty bizarre dude (but a chill one I'll give him that). So it's no surprise that while working with Tom Cruise on that horrendous shit show that is Rock of Ages, Russell thought it would be fun to see if Xenu's right hand man might be interested in bringing him into the fold. The short answer? He totally wasn't. From Conan: "Firstly, he's a glorious man and he's very kind and sweet - that's what you say if you want to continue to work in t...

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harrison ford star wars Harrison Ford doesn't really feel like answering Star Wars questions [The Superficial] Sandra Bullock and Melissa McCarthy "heat" things up at their Las Vegas premiere [Lainey Gossip] Prince Harry is staying in a London hotel because he can do whatever he wants [Splash News Online] Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth may have postponed their wedding after all [Starpulse] Yes, Katy Perry wears underwear, thanks for asking [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW] Nina Dobrev gets caught in an awkward position... [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW] Victoria ...

Peter Dinklage Calls Bullshit On All That Sex Symbol Stuff

peter dinklage Peter Dinklage has been touted as an unconventional sex symbol by women for years, but especially since Game of Thrones debuted and he got to be all... well, sexy, I suppose. Plenty of women have been declaring their love for the actor - just visit the Dinklage tag on tumblr to see evidence of this - but Peter's calling bullshit, saying none of you would sleep with him if it came down to it. Damn! From Playboy: Playboy: You are aware that you're a sex symbol, right? Some might even call you a DwILF. Dinklage: DwILF, as in Dwa...

Surprise! Justin Bieber Fans Don’t Know Who Anne Frank Is!

justin bieber In news that will surprise exactly zero people, the gravity of Justin Bieber's idiotic and self-centered comments in the Anne Frank House guestbook were sort of lost on his fans, who didn't see what the big deal with and in fact don't even know who Anne Frank is. Uh... WHAT? The tots gathered at their playhouse (Twitter) and did themselves, Justin and the world at large proud by getting a very important topic trending: "Who Is Anne Frank". I wish there were words in any language to descri...

Jaden Smith Knows Aliens Are Real Because Obama Told Him So (But Not Really)

jaden smith wonderland Jaden Smith is a 14-year-old child star equipped with a molester mustache and a Jenner (NOT Kardashian, thankyouverymuch) girlfriend, so we can't expect much sense to come out of his mouth. If you keep your expectations reasonably low, then his new interview with Wonderland won't let you down. You see, Jaden's worn his DVD of Men In Black out and has convinced himself that aliens are real - and that Obama is in on the cover up. “I like aliens!” he says. “I think aliens are really cool, ...

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rihanna Rihanna's not pregnant, guys - she's actually just sick [The Superficial] Ed Norton is a daddy now, so everyone get excited [Lainey Gossip] Macaulay Culkin sorta bugged out on a photographer in England [Elite Daily] Alexis Bledel is showing off her engagement ring from Vincent Kartheiser [Celebitchy] Hey look, Ashley Tisdale knows how to ride a bike [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW] Sara Sampaio strips down for an 'Elle' Russia photo shoot [G Celeb] Holy shit, people have got som...

Robert Pattinson May Have Given Kristen Stewart His Grandmother’s Pearl Ring

robert pattinson kristen stewart It was Kristen Stewart's 23rd birthday last week, and to celebrate,  on-again boyfriend Robert Pattinson apparently decided it was a good opportunity to hand over a precious family heirloom: his grandmother's pearl ring. Apparently he didn't bother to put it in a box or leave a card or anything, he just wrapped some tissue around it and slipped it through her mailbox, which is a surefire way to get something thrown in the trash, in my books. Anyway, here's the scoop from OK Magazine: "Rob gave Kristen his grandmother...

Thursday Snoozefest: Mario Lopez Is Being Sued for Consumer Fraud

mario lopez There's no funny way to spin this one or make it seem interesting, so let's just stick with the facts. Mario Lopez is being sued to the tune of $50,000 for agreeing to host a concert last year, receiving a partial payment up front, then backing out at the last minute. That's really all there is to it, but let's let E! News give you the full "scoop": Court documents state that Robert "Bobby" Capone is suing Lopez for not fulfilling his job as a host for a concert event at the Roxy/and or Penn's La...

Beyoncé Thinks Blue Ivy Carter Could Grow Up To Be President

Beyoncé is a modern day feminist, so in her eyes, there's nothing women can't do. That includes daughter Blue Ivy Carter, who she believes could grow up to be president if that's what she wants to do. Her statements come as part of the Chime For Change campaign, a cause that aims to promote education, health and justice for women everywhere and that a lot of celebs have taken part in (see video above).
"I'm telling my daughter everyday, 'You know you can be president. You know it's possible.' "I know she has no idea why I'm saying that, but at 1 years old I'm like, 'You know you can be president'."
Well, you can't say Beyoncé doesn't aim high. Speaking of the president, though, remember Bey & Jay-Z's little jaunt to Cuba? Well, the actual president, Barack Obama, said he knew nothing about it and has more important things on his plate.
"I wasn't familiar that they were taking the trip," Obama told NBC's Today. "My understanding is I think they went through a group that organizes these educational trips down to Cuba." "This is not something the White House was involved in. We've got better things to do."
Oh, snap! /> Beyoncé is a modern day feminist, so in her eyes, there's nothing women can't do. That includes daughter Blue Ivy Carter, who she believes could grow up to be president if that's what she wants to do. Her statements come as part of the Chime For Change campaign, a cause that aims to promote education, health and justice for women everywhere and that a lot of celebs have taken part in (see video above). "I'm telling my daughter everyday, 'You know you can be president. You know it's possible.' ...

Britney Spears Is Going Full Smurfette

britney spears smurfs Britney Spears' music leaves a bit to be desired at times but I'd like to shake the hand of the genius who signed the deal for her new song that will appear on the Smurfs 2 soundtrack, because, come on, what a genius bit of marketing! If you turn the auto-tune dial just right, you can almost hear Azrael's hiss in the distance. Here's the press release, from Market Watch: Pop icon Britney Spears will release a song for Columbia Pictures/Sony Pictures Animation's highly anticipated family ...

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jennifer aniston Jennifer Aniston says that Justin Theroux is constantly scaring her. Ah, romance! [ICYDK] Rachel Bilson might as well not wear anything at all [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW] Michael Bay is directing Victoria's Secret commercials now. Uh huh. [The Superficial] Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick don't want to get married, after all [Celebitchy] It's almost time for Ryan Lochte's new show! Are we excited? [Lainey Gossip] Miranda Kerr isn't difficult, she swears! [Celebslam] Kate Gosselin is trying to profit...