Spice Girl and professional tube rider (heh heh) Geri Halliwell is having a bit of a problem. You see, her vibrator seems to have gone walkabout and she's sort of at a loss as to how to rectify the situation. Of course, she could just order another one under a pseudonym or send an assistant or someone else to get one for her (or just walk in and get one herself - no shame in the masturbation game!) but instead, she took to Twitter to ask the advice of her followers.
A friend who can't fi...
You might know Joel McHale from The Soup or Community, and you might also think he's gay. Is he? Nah, but he doesn't mind if you assumed otherwise! In a new interview with The Advocate, Joel basically said straight dudes who have an issue with being mistaken for gay dudes are pretty stupid, and I have to agree! Anyone confident in themselves doesn't care what anyone else thinks of them - especially if "gay" is the thought, since you're basically saying it's an insult - so everyone shut up.
You once told The Advocate that some people believe you are gay because you dress ...
Kendra Wilkinson is pretty inoffensive as far as celebrities go, and I've always had a bit of a "meh" spot for her (that's one step above soft spot), so I got a little worried for a hot minute when I read that she'd been rushed to the hospital after a car accident on Sunday. Don't worry - she's okay!
From US Weekly:
Kendra Wilkinson was taken to the hospital following a bad car accident in LA's Tarzana neighborhood, Us Weekly can confirm. The Girls Next Door alum, 27, was spotted going int...
I'm going to go ahead and hold out hope that this is all a crock of shit, because I just ate breakfast and would prefer not to throw up all over my keyboard. That'll be what happens if reports are true that Justin "Baby Elvis" Bieber and Selena Gomez are back together, since apparently they were seen kissing in Norway. Oh, and Justin posted the photo above on his Instagram for about three minutes before deleting it, so...
From People:
Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber's relationship appears to be back on – again!
The Spring Breakers star traveled to Oslo, Norway...
Word on the street is that Sienna Miller and Tom Sturridge, London's version of... I don't know, an American celeb couple that no one really cares about, are no longer just partners in love and baby-making. They'll now be working together on a new project: being the faces of Burberry.
From The New York Post:
Sienna Miller and her fiancé, Tom Sturridge, have been signed for a new Burberry campaign, a source tells Page Six. The pair joins the ranks of the brand’s current and former faces...
Willie Nelson is a legendary musician - come on, have you heard Teatro? - and a legendary toker, to boot. He's been arrested more than once for his love of the wacky tobacky, but that's done nothing to deter his love of the stuff. In fact, he's still sure that it'll be legalised nationally within the next few years and that it's the key to getting out of the recession.
From The Huffington Post:
What about pot policy? I know you're active in that. Do you think there's hope? Do you think we're going to get to a place where marijuana will be ...
In case you missed it, Kim Kardashian is pregnant with Kanye West's baby. Don't care? How dare you! This is meant to be the most important child since the birth of Blue Ivy Carter, so get with the program. Or, you know, don't. Kim and sisters Khloe and Kourtney chatted with Ryan Seacrest on a new E! special (via DigitalSpy), where Kim revealed that pregnancy isn't all it's cracked up to be and warned sister Khloe - who's desperate to have a baby with husband Lamar Odom but has had some fertility...
Well, we've hinted at it before, but now it's finally here: a whole new Evil Beet will be coming your way later tonight!
The new layout is cleaner, more modern and hopefully something that you'll really love. Getting it all set up does mean that the site will go down for about an hour or two this evening, but never fear - we'll be back up and running with a new look shortly after.
We can't wait to unveil the new site to you, and hope you'll stick with us as we iron out any kinks and get the place spruced up a bit. />Well, we've hinted at it before, but now it's finally here: a whole new Evil Beet will be coming your way later tonight!
The new layout is cleaner, more modern and hopefully something that you'll really love. Getting it all set up does mean that the site will go down for about an hour or two this evening, but never fear - we'll be back up and running with a new look shortly after.
We can't wait to unveil the new site to you, and hope you'll stick with us as we iron out any kinks and get the...
Spice Girl and professional tube rider (heh heh) Geri Halliwell is having a bit of a problem. You see, her vibrator seems to have gone walkabout and she's sort of at a loss as to how to rectify the situation. Of course, she could just order another one under a pseudonym or send an assistant or someone else to get one for her (or just walk in and get one herself - no shame in the masturbation game!) but instead, she took to Twitter to ask the advice of her followers.
A friend who can't fi...
You might know Joel McHale from The Soup or Community, and you might also think he's gay. Is he? Nah, but he doesn't mind if you assumed otherwise! In a new interview with The Advocate, Joel basically said straight dudes who have an issue with being mistaken for gay dudes are pretty stupid, and I have to agree! Anyone confident in themselves doesn't care what anyone else thinks of them - especially if "gay" is the thought, since you're basically saying it's an insult - so everyone shut up.
You once told The Advocate that some people believe you are gay because you dress ...
Kendra Wilkinson is pretty inoffensive as far as celebrities go, and I've always had a bit of a "meh" spot for her (that's one step above soft spot), so I got a little worried for a hot minute when I read that she'd been rushed to the hospital after a car accident on Sunday. Don't worry - she's okay!
From US Weekly:
Kendra Wilkinson was taken to the hospital following a bad car accident in LA's Tarzana neighborhood, Us Weekly can confirm. The Girls Next Door alum, 27, was spotted going int...
I'm going to go ahead and hold out hope that this is all a crock of shit, because I just ate breakfast and would prefer not to throw up all over my keyboard. That'll be what happens if reports are true that Justin "Baby Elvis" Bieber and Selena Gomez are back together, since apparently they were seen kissing in Norway. Oh, and Justin posted the photo above on his Instagram for about three minutes before deleting it, so...
From People:
Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber's relationship appears to be back on – again!
The Spring Breakers star traveled to Oslo, Norway...
Word on the street is that Sienna Miller and Tom Sturridge, London's version of... I don't know, an American celeb couple that no one really cares about, are no longer just partners in love and baby-making. They'll now be working together on a new project: being the faces of Burberry.
From The New York Post:
Sienna Miller and her fiancé, Tom Sturridge, have been signed for a new Burberry campaign, a source tells Page Six. The pair joins the ranks of the brand’s current and former faces...
Willie Nelson is a legendary musician - come on, have you heard Teatro? - and a legendary toker, to boot. He's been arrested more than once for his love of the wacky tobacky, but that's done nothing to deter his love of the stuff. In fact, he's still sure that it'll be legalised nationally within the next few years and that it's the key to getting out of the recession.
From The Huffington Post:
What about pot policy? I know you're active in that. Do you think there's hope? Do you think we're going to get to a place where marijuana will be ...
In case you missed it, Kim Kardashian is pregnant with Kanye West's baby. Don't care? How dare you! This is meant to be the most important child since the birth of Blue Ivy Carter, so get with the program. Or, you know, don't. Kim and sisters Khloe and Kourtney chatted with Ryan Seacrest on a new E! special (via DigitalSpy), where Kim revealed that pregnancy isn't all it's cracked up to be and warned sister Khloe - who's desperate to have a baby with husband Lamar Odom but has had some fertility...
Jay-Z has been a big supporter of the Brooklyn Nets, investing millions of dollars to own the team and even building an arena in Brooklyn, the extravagant Barclay's Center, where they could play. Now he's given up his stake in the Nets in order to focus on bigger matters: his own sports agency. He announced the news on his website with the following statement:
Being a member of the Nets organization surpassed some of my greatest ambitions. It was never about an investment; it was about the NETS and Brook...
Amanda Bynes has finally learned what the retweet button is [The Superficial]
Anne Hathaway goes shopping, buys toilet paper like the rest of us [Lainey Gossip]
Ryan Lochte will never give up on being an idiot, thank God [The Frisky]
Lindsay Lohan is still alive, travels through LAX [ICYDK]
Ashley Tisdale keeps the duck face trend going strong [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]
Rebecca Hall gives everyone a bit of sideboob, if that's your thing [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]
Miranda Lambert likes to look ...
The marriage was a 72-day sham that lasted long enough for the check to clear in the bank, but some idiots still want to convince us that Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries' love was real and their divorce was an unexpected travesty - even though she didn't even want to go on her honeymoon with him. Yeah, and I'm the queen of England. In any case, the pair came face to face in court today and someone's told TMZ (or some TMZ intern has dreamed it up) that Kim was excited to see Kris because she sti...
Adele has made an assload of money in the past few years, and good on her - she earned it! Still, the downside of being filthy rich is that as soon as you've got money, people crawl out of the woodwork like termites with their hands out, expecting something for free. Not so for Adele's family, though, who - after she offered to buy them all nice apartments in London - said thanks but no thanks to a handout, preferring instead to provide for themselves.
From The Daily Star:
Our source revealed: “Adele wanted to spr...