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Bullshit Alert: Gwyneth Paltrow is “embarrassed” to be ‘People’ Magazine’s Most Beautiful Person

gwyneth paltrow The staff at People must've taken a particularly gnarly peyote trip before sending their "Most Beautiful People" issue to newsstands, as Gwyneth Paltrow came out on top, over like, everyone else on the planet. Let that sink in for a moment and try not to regurgitate your lunch. Anyway, you know ol' Gwynnie  she's so down-to-earth and humble that the honour totally came as a massive shock to her, and she's actually pretty embarrassed that the world thinks she's as great as she thinks she ...

Rihanna Is Beefing With Ciara Again, Even Though It’s Pointless

ciara rihanna Rihanna and Ciara have had a minor run-in before on Twitter, but they kissed and made up and all was well... OR WAS IT? Apparently not, because now Rihanna's talking shit about Ciara again, just as she (Ciara, that is) releases her new single 'Body Party' (which is a mixture of pretty hot and kinda not great). Apparently Ciara's been getting asked about Rihanna a lot in recent interviews and Rihanna thinks it's corny and that Ciara shouldn't let that happen. From RiRi's Instagram page: "Why am I still the ma...

Madonna’s Homeless Brother Gets Arrested & Injured In the Process

anthony ciccone If you remember, Madonna's a total bitch who doesn't care if her homeless drug addict brother Anthony Ciccone dies... or something. Well, Anthony ran into some trouble earlier this week when he was arrested for trespassing and hurt himself by resisting police, requiring nine stitches in his head. Well, that was smart. From The Traverse City Record Eagle: Anthony Gerard Ciccone, 56, is the brother of famed pop musician Madonna. He is expected to be charged with felony resisting and obstructing a p...

LOL of the Day: Justin Bieber’s Tour Bus Raided in Sweden for Pot, Weapons

justin bieber Justin Bieber is an absolute idiot, so it's no surprise that he doesn't think to put his drugs and shit on the crew bus instead of his own. Carrying his weed stash with him caused a bit of trouble for Baby Elvis when Swedish police raided his bus in Stockholm shortly before he was due to perform at the Globen Arena. No one was arrested and they haven't pressed charges against anyone in particular just yet, but they did find a nice little stash of weed and a stun gun, so whatever the hell ...

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kanye kim Kim Kardashian makes Kanye West hold her hand for the paparazzi's sake [The Superficial] Prince Harry is out and about, being ginger and handsome [Lainey Gossip] Justin Bieber's tour bus raided in Sweden when authorities smell pot [Starpulse] Little Mix perform in Paris, remain adorable as ever [Splash News Online] Miley Cyrus isn't wearing a bra, just for pervs like you [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW] Vida Guerra's wearing a bikini and you should see her in it [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW] Amanda Bynes is definitely lying about just how rich she is (or isn't) [Amy Grindhouse] La...

Well, That’s Nice, I Suppose: Justin Timberlake Calls His Marriage to Jessica Biel a “Good Decision”

justin timberlake jessica biel You would hope any married person would consider getting hitched to his or her spouse a "good decision", but apparently Justin Timberlake feels this is a talking point that needs clarification, as he told Ellen DeGeneres on her show that he's reminded when he's with wife Jessica Biel sometimes that making her his wife was a pretty smart move. "Every once in a while I catch a glimpse of her when she doesn't see me looking, and I have this moment where I'm like, 'If you never make a good decision - if you only make bad decisions for the rest of you...

Khloe Kardashian’s Too Busy for ‘The X Factor’, Says Worst Liar (and Mother) Kris Jenner

khloe kardashian Khloe Kardashian was sacked from The X Factor earlier this week, and we all know why: she sucked at hosting. It's just that simple. Well, that and her mother Kris Jenner kept sticking her nose in where it didn't belong and was harassing Simon Cowell to fire Mario Lopez (who also sucks, but at least he still has a job). Anyway, instead of letting Khloe be fired with dignity, Kris is still flapping her gums and in the process making herself and Khloe look even worse, claiming that Khloe doesn'...

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scarlett Photos of Scarlett Johansson on the set of 'Captain America' are here! [The Superficial] The Rock had to have surgery to repair torn abdominal muscles [Starpulse] Just when you think Uggs couldn't get uglier... [OMG Blog] Rob Kardashian is a whiny mess. Someone please shut him up. [Socialite Life] Lena Dunham is still as annoying as ever, naturally [Lainey Gossip] Poor Ryan Lochte even gets hit on at the grocery store [Celebzter] Georgia May Jagger shows off her body (and that gap in her teeth) in a new shoot [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW] Dian...

Sharon Osbourne Is “Devastated” By Ozzy’s Relapse

Ozzy-and-Sharon-Osbourne Sharon and Ozzy Osbourne have had a tough go of things lately and are living apart, which we recently found out is a result of Ozzy's relapse back into drug and alcohol use. They're not headed for a divorce or anything, but understandably, things have been pretty hard for them as a couple and for Sharon in particular, who discussed it on The Talk on Tuesday. "Everybody knows he's been struggling with this his entire life and I never knew that he was using prescription drugs," she said. "I knew h...

Your Daily Gwyneth: ‘My Family’s Used to Seeing Me Without Makeup On’

Gwyneth Paltrow Gwyneth Paltrow would never let an opportunity to brag about her life go by, so we shouldn't be surprised that she's continued her stream of annoying food talk, name-dropping and endless amounts of other bullshit by trying to humble brag about the fact that she doesn't wear full make-up 24/7 and actually chills out in casual clothes (which no doubt cost thousands of dollars) when at home with her family. Why, I never! From People (who felt the need to name her it's Most Beautiful Person, a title so ridiculous I can't even speak on it): "Around the house, I'm in jeans and a T-sh...

The ‘Bling Ring’ Trailer is Making Me Really Excited To See ‘The Bling Ring’

If you haven't heard about The Bling Ring yet, I'll give you a short synopsis. It's Sofia Coppola's movie about the true story of a teenage burglary ring who broke into the homes of several celebrities in the Hollywood Hills. What's not to love? Emma Watson stars as Nikki, the leader of the girl gang, in a totally refreshing role that's a far cry from Harry Potter, that's for sure. Israel Broussard, Katie Chang, Leslie Mann, Claire Julien, Georgia Rock and Carlos Miranda are also in the movie, which is coming out June 14 in the US and I have to be honest, I can't wait to see this shit. If you want to know Emma's thoughts on the movie, here's a few - she basically hated her character but "relished" the chance to play someone so amoral and selfish. Hurrah!
"When I read the script and I realized that essentially it was a meditation on fame and what it's become to our society, I had to do it. "The character is everything that I felt strongly against - she's superficial, materialistic, vain, amoral. She's all of these things and I realized that I hated her. How do you play someone you hate? "But I found it really interesting and it gave me a whole new insight into what my job, or my role as an actress, could be."
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Did Mariah Carey Almost Get Sacked From ‘Idol’ For Jennifer Lopez?

mariah carey jennifer lopez Mariah Carey was a big get for American Idol, a dying show that no one really cares about anymore. By all measures, her presence on the judges' panel should have made the ratings skyrocket - especially given her "feud" with Nicki Minaj, which has been far less exciting than we'd all hoped. In any case, higher ratings have been elusive and apparently, Idol producers considered getting rid of Mariah in favour of bringing back former judge Jennifer Lopez. Oh, snap! Team Mariah caught wind of t...