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Either Justin Bieber’s Stalking Selena Gomez Or They’re Back Together

justin bieber selena gomez Rumours have been flying around at the speed of light that Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez are back together after the pair were apparently spotted kissing in Norway and Justin posted a picture of them looking cosy on Instagram, which he quickly deleted. Of course, the little asshole has continued to stir the shit by then posting another picture of them together (seen above) with the following caption: "You've been makin music for too long babe come cuddle- her." Now, I won't even get into the a...

So, Here’s Beyoncé’s cover of Amy Winehouse’s ‘Back To Black’…

beyonce I'm generally a Beyoncé fan and and think she can pretty much do anything she'd like and still be a queen. One project I can't really get behind, though, is her cover of Amy Winehouse's 'Back to Black' for The Great Gatsby soundtrack. First of all, why? Second of all, WHY? Third of all... you get the picture. It's so unnecessary. If they couldn't write an original song for Bey to sing, why didn't they just secure the rights to 'Back to Black' - you know, the actual version? Much as no one should bother covering Beyoncé, even Beyoncé can't cover Amy Winehouse. It's awful and unn...

Lady GaGa Named Godmother of Elton John and David Furnish’s Second Son

elton john lady gaga Elton John and Lady GaGa have been friends for ages and she's already godmother to his and partner David Furnish's son Zachary. Therefore, it made perfect sense for her to take on the same role with the couple's new son, Elijah. Considering she's apparently one of the most influential people on the planet, that may have been a wise choice. From Extra TV: Elton and David spilled the beans on baby Elijah’s godmother. It turns out Lady Gaga will be looking out for both little ones. “She’s a great role mode...

Presented Without Comment: Mike Tyson’s Ex Cooked and Ate His Pigeon

mike tyson If there's one thing Mike Tyson loves, it's pigeons. He loves them so much, he apparently owned 2,500 of them at one point and even made a documentary about his pets. That's why this story is particularly troubling: apparently, his ex-girlfriend cooked and ate one of them. Uhhh, okay. From WFAN's Boomer and Carton show: "I was dating this young lady and she said, 'I don't know why you're flying those damn birds, you should be eating them. She happened to grab one – and she cooked one and proceeded...

Amanda Bynes Debuts The “New” Her After Shaving Half Her Head

amanda bynes Amanda Bynes is, shall we say, not exactly entirely mentally stable. But so what? Who cares? (That's my Fred Armisen as Joy Behar on SNL impersonation.) She's getting crazier by the day and because she's mad for Twitter, we're privvy to all the glorious details. On Thursday, she decided it was time to pull a Britney (or a half-Britney, I suppose) and shave half her head, sharing photos with her followers shortly after. I buzzed half my head like @cassie! No more old photos! This is the new...

Move Over, Bradley Cooper’s Mom, Rachel McAdams Is On The Scene

rachel mcadams bradley cooper Bradley Cooper's been living with his mom for two years, plus he's been out of the dating game for a little while, which might make some people wonder if things aren't going so well for him. However, it may be looking up for ole Bradley, as apparently Rachel McAdams - recently single after her split from Michael Sheen and her apparent unsuccessful wooing via text of Ryan Gosling - has been seen "flirting" with him when they had brunch together. From Life & Style (so take it with a huuuuuge gr...

Hey, Media! Stop Making Up Rumors (Reporting The Truth) About Justin Bieber!

justin bieber Guys, being Justin Bieber is so hard! It's like, he can't even do whatever he wants to do, treat everyone like shit and be a total smacked ass without people talking about it making up rumors! I mean, can't a 19-year-old spit in people's faces, import exotic animals, smoke weed and have a stun gun without everyone having to say something about it? Ugh, everything's the WORST! Wittle Justin took to his Twitter page (of course) to complain yesterday about the "rumors" (news reports) about him p...

Sorry, No One: Kevin Spacey Rules Out A Career In Politics

kevin spacey Kevin Spacey is a great actor who felt like joining at Netflix original series (House of Cards, if you're curious) was a smart thing to do at this point in his career, and since that show's about politics, he wants to set the record straight and let everyone know that he's not running for office in real life and never will. Because, you know, we all assumed that was going to happen. From Capitol File: Politics became a point of interest for Spacey decades ago. He’s been involved one way or anot...

Uh, Okay: Jessica Alba Wore a Corset To Lose Weight After Giving Birth

jessica alba Listen, I know celebrities do crazy shit all the time, but it constantly blows my mindgrapes when they admits to it publicly like it's totally normal. Case in point: Jessica Alba now says that she wore a corset - yes, that Victorian binding apparatus which caused both physical discomfort and physiological damage - for THREE MONTHS after giving birth in order to lose weight. Technically it was a "double girdle", but same shit. Earth to Jessica Alba: not only is that not healthy, but it's also ...

Selena Gomez Just Wants to Have Fun, Guys

"Spring Breakers" Portraits - 2012 Toronto International Film Festival Selena Gomez never has much of anything interesting or intelligent to say (but she DOES have amazing hair), so it's no surprise that her latest interview on the Elvis Duran in the Morning Show consisted of a lot of words with very little meaning. The gist of it, if my listening skills are correct, is that she wants the fun parts of fame and not the bullshit ones and everyone should just leave her alone, especially when it comes to her relationship with ex(?)-boyfriend Justin Bieber. But let's hear it in her own words, shall we? "I'm ...

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