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The Extended ‘Pacific Rim’ Trailer Is Here!

Oh look, it's everything you always knew you never wanted: the all new, extended trailer for Pacific Rim, the Guillermo Del Toro robot movie with Idris Elba, Ron Perlman and Charlie Hunnam that's probably going to be horrendously bad despite that fact that Del Toro is a pretty solid director! The new trailer premiered at WonderCon back in March, but now DigitalSpy got the exclusive rights to put it online, and boy, aren't we glad? (Not really.) Anyhow, in case this is anyone's cup of tea - and granted...

‘Game of Thrones’ Actress Sophie Turner Quits School Because She Doesn’t Like Authority

sophie turner Looks like Sansa Stark is getting too big for her britches despite being a glorified prisoner in House Lannister. That's me talking about Game of Thrones like I've watched more than one episode and didn't just fast-forward that episode to the part where Daenerys Targaryen was getting schooled on the ways of love by one of her ladies-in-waiting, by the way. In any case, actress Sophie Turner has quit school because yucky teachers tell you what to do there and hey, she's just a teenager and sh...

Keira Knightley Might Be Getting Married This Weekend!

keira knightley james righton Hey, didn't you love Atonement, that Pride and Prejudice remake and Bend It Like Beckham? Still watch Love, Actually every Christmas and cry your eyes out over a plate of sugar cookies? Well, you're going to love this story because it's about Keira Knightley, who hasn't really been doing much since then. (Shut up, I know she's had other roles, I just don't care about them.) Keira's engaged to some bro - sorry, she's English - some bloke named James Righton from The Klaxons, who also haven't be...

Caption This: This Week’s Photo

prince-harry-kate-middleton-prince-william-london Hello, beeters! It’s that time again – a new photo, a new chance to caption for some awesome Evil Beet prizes. Remember guys, the harder the conflict, the more glorious the triumph. Therefore, take a look at the photo above and give us your funniest, most unique captions below, then check back next week to find out if you’ve won. As for last week’s Melissa McCarthy and Sandra Bullock photo, here's the winner below. It was slim pickings last week, so you've got to meet us halfway, s...

Johnny Depp and Amber Heard Might Be Back Together, Or Something

amber heard johnny depp Johnny Depp and Amber Heard were rumoured to be dating for ages, with some reports even suggesting that they were engaged last November, even though it was never even confirmed that they were anything more than friends to begin with and Amber was still apparently with ex-girlfriend and photographer Tasya Van Ree. Then apparently they split up in January so Amber could get her lady lovin' on with some French model and now I guess maybe they're back together again or something? Oh, I don't even know...

Catherine Zeta-Jones is Back In Treatment For Bipolar Disorder

catherine zeta-jones Being a human being is an awesome thing - our bodies autonomously work for nearly a hundred years (if we're lucky) without being hooked up to any power source or anything. We can walk and talk and have sex and run experiments and write books and all these wonderful things. Humanity is grand! Of course, anything so amazing has its downfall, and that comes in the form of illness of any kind, physical or mental. bipolar II disorder is one of them and it's a damn shame that Catherine Zeta-Jones i...

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kim k The founder of Spanx wants you to stop giving Kim Kardashian such a hard time [The Superficial] Reese Witherspoon's baby took her brain with it on its way out of her vagina [Lainey Gossip] Want to see Salma Hayek's bra under her see-through top? Well, okay then [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW] So, Martha Stewart used to be an incredibly gorgeous model! [The Frisky] 'Teen Mom' Farrah pleads not guilty to DUI, won't go away no matter what [Starpulse] Kendall and Kylie Jenner get caught in their bikinis, not that they were hiding [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW] Emily Blunt l...

Ray J Hires a Poor Kim Kardashian Lookalike For ‘I Hit It First’ Video

Listen, when it comes to Kim Kardashian's nether regions, Ray J most definitely hit it first. Well, the first time it was filmed and released in a sex tape, anyway. And while he wrote an entire track to commemorate the relationship, he wants everyone to know it's all in good fun and that they shouldn't think too hard about it. Except do, because now there's a music video and it's horrendous/hilarious. I'm not sure what the funniest part of this video is - Ray J's glowing car, Ray J hanging out in front of private planes like he can afford them, how the Kim K lookalike can only be shot with one part of her body on screen at a time or you'd be able to tell how NOT like Kim K she looks... need I go on? I wish I could even say this song is catchy, but instead it just makes me feel like Ray J has Tourette's. /> Listen, when it comes to Kim Kardashian's nether regions, Ray J most definitely hit it first. Well, the first time it was filmed and released in a sex tape, anyway. And while he wrote an entire track to commemorate the relationship, he wants everyone to know it's all in good fun and that they shouldn't think too hard about it. Except do, because now there's a music video and it's horrendous/hilarious. I'm not sure what the funniest part of this video is - Ray J's glowing car, Ray J hanging out in front of private planes like he can afford them, how the Kim K lookalike can only be shot with one part of her body...

Is Amanda Bynes’ Love Affair with Drake ‘Over’?

amanda bynes drake Amanda Bynes has been thirsty for Drake for ages, even going so far as to tell the entire Twitter population that she wanted him to "murder [her] vagina". However, she seemed to change her tune on Monday night for no apparent reason, leaving two different but equally bizarre tweets pointing to her love for young Aubrey being all but over - rawr! Loving far apart eyes @draketwitpic.com/cmzggb— Amanda Bynes (@AmandaBynes) April 30, 2013 Then, a few hours later, there's this (is th...

No Shit, Sherlock of the Day: Victoria Beckham Thinks Being A Working Mother is “Hard”

victoria beckham Listen, it's not easy spending 8 hours a day trying to freeze your facial muscles in place so that you never break a smile, so it's no wonder Victoria Beckham is finding it "hard" to balance her work and motherhood. While she and husband David Beckham want their four children to grow up "normal" (as normal as the kid of millionaires can be), that means an extra juggling act between their professional endeavours and their parenting responsibilities. From Metro: ‘Being a working mum you feel guilty every time you go out of the door when you have to work,’ Posh said ...

The Beastie Boys Score A Memoir Deal With Random House

beastie boys The Beastie Boys are awesome and have been for like, forever, so it's no surprise that they've gone and secured themselves a deal to release a collective memoir chronicling their decades-long career and the effect they've had on pop culture at large. From The New York Times: If the Beastie Boys wrote a book, you might expect it to depart from standard memoir form. Rather than a strict narrative patiently winding its way from bygone days, such a book might — in keeping with the group’...

Amanda Bynes Goes To The Gym – Rawr!

amanda bynes 1 While most people go to the gym to, you know, work out, Amanda Bynes goes to take selfies in the weight room mirror with one eye closed in what's meant to be a wink but looks more like an early onset stroke. Bless her heart. Then she shows the results off to everyone on Twitter! Amanda hit up the gym in NYC yesterday in a white hoodie and grey sweatpants but didn't do much in the way of exercise. She probably smoked a blunt in the locker room, took these pics and then headed home. Sounds about right, eh? Amanda an...
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