Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Amanda Seyfried Is Pretty Stoked About That Givenchy Campaign

amanda seyfried Amanda Seyfried might not have massive knockers anymore, but she has got a lifetime of fans quoting Mean Girls on their Twitter/tumblr pages, a pretty solid acting resumé and now, a campaign with Very Irresistible Givenchy. She's especially stoked about that last part, and told WWD that in so many words, as well. And that she is. Seyfried has just signed on as the face of Very Irresistible Givenchy, replacing Liv Tyler in the role. She is also the face of Clé de Peau Beauté. Seyfried is a lon...

Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth Haven’t Broken Up, They’re Just Busy, OKAY?

miley 6 Miley Cyrus is still holding her Liam Hemsworth barbie doll close to her at night and whispering sweet nothings, because she's insisting yet again that they haven't broken up and are still very much together. The explanation for all the not-togetherness? They're just busy. Like, GOD, you guys! From V: "I'm not home with my boyfriend all the time. We work! He gets up to work out at six and I come home around five from the studio. "Every week it's, 'Are they broken up? Because we don't se...

Please Pray for Katy “Devil Child” Perry!

katy perry devil It's a tale as old as f-cking time that Katy Perry's parents are ultra right-wing, religious nutsos, but it's mostly all good in the hood because her booming bank account got them to keep their f-ckery to a minimum. Except every once in a while, they get a little ornery and start smack-talking their daughter in the press and predicting hellfire for all who dare to listen to Katy's music (there's a joke in there for the Katy haters - I cater to all tastes). Anyhoo, their latest bout of verbal diarrhea saw her pops calling her a "devil child" and saying ...

Amanda Bynes Poses Topless; Jenny McCarthy Starts Bizarre Rumor About Her

bynes I've known Jenny McCarthy is bonkers since she started telling parents not to vaccinate their kids a few years back, but last night she took shit to a whole new level of bonkers as she took to Twitter to claim that police had swarmed Amanda Bynes' apartment in New York - news that she got from a "publicist" who's apparently really a realtor (?) and a story that literally no one else confirmed and/or reported. This came just a few hours after Amanda took her hiker a few more notches up Crazy Mo...

Introducing Jennifer Aniston: Relationship Counselor

will forte jennifer aniston Jennifer Aniston and Will Forte became friends on the set of their upcoming Jackie Brown prequel The Switch, and it's no surprise that during their downtime between scenes, conversations turned to Jennifer's specialty: break-ups! You see, Will went through a particularly bad one during shooting, and it was Jennifer who was there to salve his wounds and get him back on his feet. From Yahoo! OMG: In fact, Jen even helped him pick up the pieces when his real-life relationship fell apart during film...

Selena Gomez’s Friends Are Begging Her To Leave Justin Bieber

justin bieber selena gomez Justin Bieber has been hinting that he's back together with Selena Gomez and the whole world has been hoping that's not true (especially the Beliebers, who are pretty much on 24/7 suicide watch at the moment). In between getting shirtless with Baby Elvis and, I dunno, wearing bindis on stage, Selena has apparently been getting pleas from her closest friends to drop Justin once and for all. From The Sun: While Justin is revelling in successfully persuading his girlfriend to rekindle their romance, her fri...

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britney spears Britney Spears continues to look coherent and put together. It's a miracle! [The Superficial] Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick are still going... strong? [Lainey Gossip] Kelly Rowland has an interesting way of lying down in a bikini [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW] Kim Kardashian and Kanye West won't be accepting baby gifts, thank you [ICYDK] Tom Hanks might be going for an EGOT - the Tonys love him! [Starpulse] Francesca Eastwood might want to cover up her chest area [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW] Kate Moss has more energy than me despite being twice my age nearly [Splash ...

Chris Brown Unfollowed Rihanna On Twitter Because She Followed Drake On Instagram… Or Something

chris brown rihanna Relationships taking place on/ending because of social media is something that should be limited to the 12-16 age group, and yet grown ass adults are still obsessed with posting their every action with their significant other all over Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Vine, tumblr and whatever the f-ck else is out there to share shit on. I get it - you're proud to be with your lady/man. Live it up! But I shouldn't have to read about how "LOL Mark is sooooo gross he just farted and put my head under...

Khloe Kardashian Admits What We All Knew: Kim Is Kris Jenner’s Favorite Daughter

khloe kardashian cosmo 2 They say when you have multiple children that you should (and usually do) love them all equally, though in different ways. I imagine this unspoken rule is null and void, though when one of your kids puts out a sex tape that puts your entire family on the map and manages to pull in more money for you in a week than your other kids do in a year, combined. Such is the case with Kris Jenner and her brood - Khloe, Kim, Kourtney, Kendall, Kylie... and Rob. We like to forget about Rob whenever we c...

Ryan Lochte Wants His Own Fashion Line Now

ryan lochte Ryan Lochte may not be the sharpest tool in the shed, but that doesn't mean he doesn't have dreams, dammit! All he wants to do is win some more swimming medals at the next Olympics, meet his dream girl and... own a fashion line? Sure, okay, why not. From Yahoo! OMG: In a preview for the swimmer’s E! series “What Would Ryan Lochte Do?” he shows off his shoe closet … which holds 150 pairs! He unveils multiple pieces from his collection, including a "one-of-a-kind" pair of metallic, b...

Oh, F-ck Off: Gwyneth Paltrow Is Bringing Her Bullshit To Video

gwyneth paltrow tracy anderson It's not enough that Gwyneth Paltrow wants to tell you how wrong your life is and how right hers always has and always will be at every available opportunity in print. No, now she's going to bring along fellow psycho, advocate of the 700 calorie per day diet and "personal trainer" Tracy Anderson for a ten episode online mini-series called Second Chances. As in, you don't always have to be a fat, poor failure! If you listen to me and Tracy here, we'll give you a second chance at being just li...

Reunion Alert: Jennifer Lawrence and Nicholas Hoult Are Back Together… Possibly

jennifer lawrence nicholas hoult 5 Jennifer Lawrence and Nicholas Hoult broke up back in January after being together for two years, and the whole world cried. Well, maybe not, but everyone loves JLaw so we're all rooting for her and want her to be happy. Anyway, turn those frowns upside down because it seems like maybe they're back together after they were photographed having a "romantic dinner date" in Los Angeles on Monday. From The Daily Mail: They were reported to have ended their relationship in January because they...